Caption this!

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Oct 2014, 14:17

Conventi wrote:

Wow! You have no balls whatsoever!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 10 Oct 2014, 17:18

The journos were thoroughly impressed with Rossi's ventriloquism and glove puppet routine.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 13 Oct 2014, 11:42

AdrianSutil on Twitter wrote:Me and the girls settling in to watch Dirty Dancing! Nobody puts Nico in the corner!!

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 14 Oct 2014, 08:51

I don't really have a caption right now, but am wondering why Lewis appears to have a (used) cotton wool ear bud in place of a microphone?

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 14 Oct 2014, 09:13

TheFlyingCaterham wrote:

You better not steal my spot next year, Alonso, or else.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 14 Oct 2014, 09:54

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 14 Oct 2014, 10:15

"Congratulations on a great race now get out of my country you filty capitalist."

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 14 Oct 2014, 10:34

Captain Hammer wrote:

- Congratulations on great recovery Nico!
- Thanks, Vladimir Vladimirovich, mne och.. eeh I'm very pleased, this vas a ochen trudnaya gonka.. Wait what the hell?
- You're turning Russian, Nico.
- No! Otpusti my hand! Hvatit! Ya ne hochu!
- You'll like it here, Nico.
- Pozhalujsta take Lewis instead...

Sublime_FA11C · Post by **Sublime_FA11C** » 14 Oct 2014, 11:41

TheFlyingCaterham wrote:

So, uhm... Lewis. How would you like me as a teammate next year in Mercedes?
With 3 cars it would be... Lewis?
Lewis?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 14 Oct 2014, 12:08

"..and then she said it was quite normal and not to worry about the mess"

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 14 Oct 2014, 14:44

madmark1974 wrote:

I don't really have a caption right now, but am wondering why Lewis appears to have a (used) cotton wool ear bud in place of a microphone?

"Y'know, man, they're really going crazy about this radio ban thing..."

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 15 Oct 2014, 01:31

I'm surprised nobody has come up with the obvious one.

"Did you spill my pint?"

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 15 Oct 2014, 08:46

I know it's MotoGP and not F1, but thought this picture was pretty amusing :

Lorenzo does EXTREME GANGNAM STYLE!!!

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 15 Oct 2014, 09:01

"On my last day at Maranello I'm going to leave a floater for Vettel to find!"

Sublime_FA11C · Post by **Sublime_FA11C** » 15 Oct 2014, 12:45

^
You win!

The "floater" wouldn't be the car, would it?

Post by **Nuppiz** » 15 Oct 2014, 14:56

The obvious caption:

I must go, my people need me.

Post by **Ataxia** » 15 Oct 2014, 15:33

Nuppiz wrote:The obvious caption:

I must go, my people need me.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 15 Oct 2014, 17:12

"I went faster instantly after putting moustache on. I regret now that didn't do that when I was racing."

AustralianStig · Post by **AustralianStig** » 15 Oct 2014, 23:41

madmark1974 wrote:I know it's MotoGP and not F1, but thought this picture was pretty amusing :

Lorenzo does EXTREME GANGNAM STYLE!!!

Please someone, photoshop a bull onto this.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Oct 2014, 03:18

"Do you know what shirt-fronting is, Nico? Nobody seems to be able to tell me."

watka · Post by **watka** » 16 Oct 2014, 23:50

madmark1974 wrote:

Weight is so much of an issue in MotoGP these days that your average rider is barely taller than the bottles of champagne they get on the podium.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 17 Oct 2014, 17:45

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 18 Oct 2014, 06:08

Jocke1 wrote:

Just for the record, I've been pretty sure it's Markus Winkelhock until I've read what it says on his belt.

Jocke1 · Post by **Jocke1** » 18 Oct 2014, 09:46

solarcold wrote: Just for the record, I've been pretty sure it's Markus Winkelhock until I've read what it says on his belt.

Well spotted. It is Winkelhock, just he's wearing Phillipe Geipel's suit.

solarcold · Post by **solarcold** » 18 Oct 2014, 10:00

Jocke1 wrote:
solarcold wrote: Just for the record, I've been pretty sure it's Markus Winkelhock until I've read what it says on his belt.

Well spotted. It is Winkelhock, just he's wearing Phillipe Geipel's suit.

Ooh. I've been tricked... In this case my caption will be:
"Hey girl, want to take a photo with a guy who's always in the lead when it gets wet?"

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 27 Oct 2014, 07:34

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 27 Oct 2014, 14:49

Rob Dylan wrote:

Well, now we know Jenson Button will go... a TD for Ferrari?

Dom_Wings · Post by **Dom_Wings** » 27 Oct 2014, 14:49

Rob Dylan wrote:

Well, now we know where Jenson Button will go... a TD for Ferrari?

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 31 Oct 2014, 13:04

"Look, I'm not shaving mine off and that's an end to it"

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 31 Oct 2014, 16:27

CoopsII wrote:

Caterham's 2015 vehicle looks like it will struggle to be competitive.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 01 Nov 2014, 09:06

"OK, look I'm sorry. Of course, yours looks nicer"

Normal32 · Post by **Normal32** » 05 Nov 2014, 22:14

Post by **Ataxia** » 05 Nov 2014, 22:37

Normal32 wrote:

All aboard the Melrose Academy kek train!

Fetzie · Post by **Fetzie** » 05 Nov 2014, 23:51

CoopsII wrote:

Caterham going for the most extreme "green F1" package in the 2015 paddock.

pasta_maldonado · Post by **pasta_maldonado** » 06 Nov 2014, 00:03

Ataxia wrote:
Normal32 wrote:

All aboard the Melrose Academy kek train!

'From the same people who brought you Gonzalo Solari , Dean O'Lauchlan and Joel Melrose, comes Stooges of the Caribbean: A rip-roaring, talent-free, budget-and-soul-destroying epic adventure of a loveable stooge who struggles to make it big in racing's smallest arena.

Daily Mail: "The protagonist has less charm than a mute Toto Wolff"
Autosport: "Despite having the driving talents of Catarina Lopes, the protagonist still manages to make Humbert Moyenmoutier look competent"

TheFlyingCaterham · Post by **TheFlyingCaterham** » 06 Nov 2014, 04:42

Normal32 wrote:

Lotus will have no problem if mandatory 3 car teams are to become a thing in the near-future.

CoopsII · Post by **CoopsII** » 06 Nov 2014, 07:39

There's a glitch in The Matrix....

good_Ralf · Post by **good_Ralf** » 10 Nov 2014, 10:03

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 10 Nov 2014, 10:21

"It's purple. Why is it purple?"