Caption this!

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 05 Feb 2010, 17:50

must have missed that meeting, i only really actively follow a couple of topics in this sub-forum
many apologies

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 05 Feb 2010, 18:01

XurizManson wrote:
DonTirri wrote:I object to that! He ain't useless goddamn. I ain't goin around dissing brazilians am I?
(Piquet jr. is an exception, he deserves it.)

Besides, Beavis is awesome.

Alrigth, sorry for that. But that´s why we´re here: to talk about the rejects. And we brazilians already have a pantheon of Reject drivers, only having NPJr as the Major god (Tarso Marques, Pizzonnia, Christian Fittipaldi, and others).

That's all fine an dandy... 'cept that Kovy isn't a reject. He has a GP win for cryin out loud.
And as far as rejects go, Finland gets quite a clean slate, with only two rejects.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Feb 2010, 18:26

"so Ralf, what was the reason you decided to retire from F1"

Fitch · Post by **Fitch** » 05 Feb 2010, 18:54

Some say, he likes the Boobies.........

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Feb 2010, 19:01

HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!

Isnt that?.....

THE STIG's in lurrrrrve.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 05 Feb 2010, 23:25

MaxZero wrote:must have missed that meeting, i only really actively follow a couple of topics in this sub-forum
many apologies

Tisk tisk tisk.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 05 Feb 2010, 23:27

thehemogoblin wrote:
MaxZero wrote:must have missed that meeting, i only really actively follow a couple of topics in this sub-forum
many apologies

Tisk tisk tisk.

It was actually stated on the podcast and it was caused by meeeee ... and yes, I even thrive on such attention.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 06 Feb 2010, 00:35

ADx_Wales wrote:HOLD ON A MINUTE!!!
...
THE STIG's in lurrrrrve.

Which is why he's slower than his creator - he has distractions.

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 07 Feb 2010, 23:38

Nice Brand.

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 07 Feb 2010, 23:44

The real 'Flying Spaghetti Monster'. (The brazilian tifosi will understand the joke with 'Massa')

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 07 Feb 2010, 23:56

- Okay Kimi, that´s ENOUGH!

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 07 Feb 2010, 23:58

"Naughty, naughty."

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 08 Feb 2010, 03:01

"Hug me, Kimi."

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 08 Feb 2010, 03:28

"Martin, quick, Kimi is coming!"

PS: Please, guys... don´t ban me...

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 08 Feb 2010, 03:33

Whitmarsh discovers "Sh

on a stick" actually exists.

Fitch · Post by **Fitch** » 08 Feb 2010, 03:37

XurizManson wrote:

Mmmmppphhh mmmppphhmmmm mmpphh translates as....OMG THIS IS THE GREATEST THING EVER!, Quick someone call Pedro and see if the e-mails say anything about Kimi's supplier!!!

thats right...I went there.

coops · Post by **coops** » 08 Feb 2010, 06:36

"Hey Martin, Rons just been on the phone. He says he's rejoining the F1 team"

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 08 Feb 2010, 06:56

XurizManson wrote:

- Okay Kimi, that´s ENOUGH!

Okay seriously, what is it with you and dissing Finnish drivers?
Recycling a joke that went old like 6 months ago is NOT fun.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 08 Feb 2010, 08:20

DonTirri wrote:Okay seriously, what is it with you and dissing Finnish drivers?
Recycling a joke that went old like 6 months ago is NOT fun.

Simple, Alonso has been quiet for weeks now and Half hasn't signed up yet. Give them a couple of weeks or so.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 08 Feb 2010, 12:20

OM NOM NOM NOM

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 08 Feb 2010, 18:33

"They were right!!!!!!!!! Chocolate is aphrodisiac after all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 08 Feb 2010, 18:36

Don't I look like Beavis as well?

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 08 Feb 2010, 20:00

LOL(ly)

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 09 Feb 2010, 06:50

redbulljack14 wrote:

Don't I look like Beavis as well?

Answer; "no you look like (a) Butthead"

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:30

(This guy will NEVER be able to guess my true identity in this outfit.)

Post by **Nuppiz** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:44

Casual dress Friday

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:45

LionZoo wrote:

Camp Friday

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:58

LionZoo wrote:

(This guy will NEVER be able to guess my true identity in this outfit.)

That's not witty. I genuinely do not know who that guy is standind next to Michael Schumacher...

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Feb 2010, 16:00

"Hello Sailor!!"

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 10 Feb 2010, 16:01

dr-baker wrote:
LionZoo wrote:

(This guy will NEVER be able to guess my true identity in this outfit.)

That's not witty. I genuinely do not know who that guy is standind next to Michael Schumacher...

MS: Look I'm going to the fancy dress party dressed as Matt Damon from the Talented Mr. Ripley but who are you going as.
Other Guy: A member of Parliament
MS: Which one?
Other Guy: Any one. Do you know ehat your MP looks like???

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Feb 2010, 16:39

"You see, mein brother Ralf can only get his finger a foot from his face before getting lost. I, however, can actually touch my hat!"
"Will you please piss off and stop following me!!"

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 10 Feb 2010, 18:16

Nuppiz wrote:

"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under..."

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Feb 2010, 19:59

madcat wrote:"Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under..."

Jeez madcat, I've just spat coffee on my keyboard 'cause of you.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Feb 2010, 20:07

"Now I'll dress Ralfie just like me and we'll be Der Blues Brüders"

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 11 Feb 2010, 09:11

I was watching National Lampoon's European Vacation and realised I needed a new look

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9SPuUntnno

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 11 Feb 2010, 12:25

"You know, Michael, mime's typically wear monochromatic striped shirts and a beret..."

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Feb 2010, 16:51

Jordan wrote:

"You know, Michael, mime's typically wear monochromatic striped shirts and a beret..."

Monochromatic means one color... so how the hell can you have a monochromatic striped shirt?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 Feb 2010, 16:57

thehemogoblin wrote:
Jordan wrote:

"You know, Michael, mime's typically wear monochromatic striped shirts and a beret..."

Monochromatic means one color... so how the hell can you have a monochromatic striped shirt?

The White Stripes.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Feb 2010, 17:00

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Jordan wrote:

"You know, Michael, mime's typically wear monochromatic striped shirts and a beret..."

Monochromatic means one color... so how the hell can you have a monochromatic striped shirt?

The White Stripes.

That was... dumb dumbdumbdumb dumb dumb.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 11 Feb 2010, 17:07

Kimi is now in WRC, and Citroen have had a hard job to find a co-driver to "gel" with the flying fin, so HERE is the only person capable of being on the same level of communication.