...ye gods, it is. I thought it was an E-class there. Still, it's understandable, because my instant reaction when I see a 2014 C-class is to look the other way.
Merc's design direction has gone horribly, horribly awry these last couple of years. Every time I see the headlights I am immediately reminded of this:
![Image](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/11/29/article-2067421-0EFA232600000578-482_306x423.jpg)
I am told they're called "Scouse eyebrows" (and if I was from Liverpool I'd be screaming blue murder). Every new Merc is developing this extra wad over the top of the headlights that traces the shape of those eyebrows - flaring out to an axe-head in the middle. The C-class is foul at both ends, the E escapes slightly but looks like it's wearing Dame Edna's glasses when the lights are on, even the sacrosanct S-class has been ruined... but the worst offender is the facelifted Sprinter van.
![Image](http://offsite.com.cy/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Mercedes-Benz-Sprinter.jpg)
Hideous! HIDEOUS! What has happened? Has Chris Bangle been appointed at Merc design HQ? Is he trying to wreck everything and ruin their lives the way he did at BMW... and will Audi be next?
Aside from the 36-year-old G-Wagen, the only car the stylists haven't ruined is the SLK. At least Britney won't have any complaints when this year's company car arrives...