The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 05 Feb 2010, 21:52

coops wrote:One of the spam bits was called Phoenix England or something. I thought you'd made it big.

I don't care if those evil spammers try to disrespect my nickname.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 05 Feb 2010, 23:07

Phoenix wrote:
coops wrote:One of the spam bits was called Phoenix England or something. I thought you'd made it big.

I don't care if those evil spammers try to disrespect my nickname.

We all thought that it was your given name...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 06 Feb 2010, 12:49

thehemogoblin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
coops wrote:One of the spam bits was called Phoenix England or something. I thought you'd made it big.

I don't care if those evil spammers try to disrespect my nickname.

We all thought that it was your given name...

No. My given name begins with m

How on Earth someone could think my given name was Phoenix? Because thehemogoblin isn't your real name right?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 06 Feb 2010, 15:14

So could Phoenix's real name be Mphoenix, or is this just a cheap gag?

coops · Post by **coops** » 06 Feb 2010, 16:45

I reckon Phoenixs real name is Mario.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 06 Feb 2010, 16:53

I dunno, I'm leaning more towards Manuel myself.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 06 Feb 2010, 21:01

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I don't care if those evil spammers try to disrespect my nickname.

We all thought that it was your given name...

No. My given name begins with m

How on Earth someone could think my given name was Phoenix? Because thehemogoblin isn't your real name right?

Ellipses (the ...) generally means sarcasm.

And no, thehemogoblin is not my real name. At all. My name's Kenny.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 06 Feb 2010, 22:06

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:I dunno, I'm leaning more towards Manuel myself.

I certainly agree with that

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 07 Feb 2010, 00:11

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thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Feb 2010, 00:14

LucaPacchiarini wrote:
Inaltdractawn wrote: You are most expected to comprise hemorrhoids if you take a blood chronicle.

Troubling. Both the grammar and the content...

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 07 Feb 2010, 00:23

In Kostasland, incorrect grammar and spamming earn life jail sentences. As do following any form of religion that isn't Jedi, but that's a whole other thing...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 07 Feb 2010, 01:49

kostas22 wrote:In Kostasland, incorrect grammar and spamming earn life jail sentences. As do following any form of religion that isn't Jedi, but that's a whole other thing...

And what about HWNSNBM-ism? Aside from that ... sigh, Atheists.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 07 Feb 2010, 11:31

Klon wrote:
kostas22 wrote:In Kostasland, incorrect grammar and spamming earn life jail sentences. As do following any form of religion that isn't Jedi, but that's a whole other thing...

And what about HWNSNBM-ism? Aside from that ... sigh, Atheists.

HWNSNBM created Jedi.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 07 Feb 2010, 19:10

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Klon wrote:
kostas22 wrote:In Kostasland, incorrect grammar and spamming earn life jail sentences. As do following any form of religion that isn't Jedi, but that's a whole other thing...

And what about HWNSNBM-ism? Aside from that ... sigh, Atheists.

HWNSNBM created Jedi.

Point taken.

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Feb 2010, 09:14

Best. Spam. Ever. :lol:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 10 Feb 2010, 10:43

Oh, won't support Cyrillic.

Jerekcija na Nju pljazh!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 10 Feb 2010, 10:46

coops wrote:Best. Spam. Ever.

I almost didn't delete that.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:22

thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:Best. Spam. Ever.

I almost didn't delete that.

But you did. And I never got to see it.

*Weeps*

Post by **Nuppiz** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:23

shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:Best. Spam. Ever.

I almost didn't delete that.

But you did. And I never got to see it.

*Weeps*

You saw Erection at the nude Beach, which was pretty much the same.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 10 Feb 2010, 14:23

Nuppiz wrote:You saw Erection at the nude Beach, which was pretty much the same.

Oh. I see.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 10 Feb 2010, 21:57

shinji wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:You saw Erection at the nude Beach, which was pretty much the same.

Oh. I see.

There were a couple nice racks... that was it.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 19:57

Why do you always choose the Paul Stoddart forum? Do you have something against HWNSNBM, huh?

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:00

Maybe we've now established what Stoddys been up to since dropping off radar! He a nasty-man spammer!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:02

But why, Paul? WHY?! Why don't you just go and join Giancarlo Minardi in his mayoralty? You could be a councilman.

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:04

Just say No! Stoddy!

The Drugs Dont Work.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:07

coops wrote:Just say No! Stoddy!

The Drugs Dont Work.

Even less if they can be harmful for unborn babies. Think about the babies Paul!

Barbazza · Post by **Barbazza** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:32

782? That wasn't the March that ran in the 82 season was it? It gave Jochen Mass a pretty big rebound headache IIRC.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 11 Feb 2010, 20:33

so THATS what stoddart is doing these days, he is spamming forums which contain his name.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 Feb 2010, 14:35

Barbazza wrote:782? That wasn't the March that ran in the 82 season was it? It gave Jochen Mass a pretty big rebound headache IIRC.

You mean the March 821.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Feb 2010, 21:07

Hey thats great! Now piss off!

Mister Fungus · Post by **Mister Fungus** » 12 Feb 2010, 21:09

Hah this is like talking to a TV ad. Makes you sound like a raving lunatic.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 12 Feb 2010, 21:30

That'd be a nice service, if Facebook didn't already do it themselves. So add pointlessness to that's spammers retinue.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 13 Feb 2010, 09:46

Tufail, fail indeed.

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 Feb 2010, 10:55

Mister Fungus wrote:Hah this is like talking to a TV ad. Makes you sound like a raving lunatic.

Fine by me!

Whis · Post by **Whis** » 15 Feb 2010, 18:38

No, you're not excused.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Feb 2010, 09:02

The latest spammer was selling Xanax. An understandable, is regrettable mistake: he searched for "USF1", landed on "F1Rejects".

McDuck · Post by **McDuck** » 17 Feb 2010, 04:52

Ummmmm yup! Cardboard tastes great on bacon child feet!

Beat it Ralf Schumacher! You sucked in F1 and you're not welcome here!

You understand?

WE DON'T WANT YOUR KIND AROUND HERE!!!

Go get a real job as a washed up racer turned TV announcer like everyone else!

-McDuck

P.S. Fix your wife's jacked up teeth while you're at it! Hammers are cheap!

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Post by **Nuppiz** » 17 Feb 2010, 08:04

Cool story bro

coops · Post by **coops** » 17 Feb 2010, 08:10

Id agree with him that "lactose sexism" is a bad thing. You'd think in this day and age it would be no more.

Sadly, it still seems to be much in evidence.