HWNSNBM Facts

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 12 Feb 2010, 00:00

HWNSNBM knows how they put the caramel in the caramilk bar, and what you'd do for a klondike bar.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Feb 2010, 00:09

when HWNSNBM tries to contaxt xbox 360 customer support....

....wait a minute, he just touches the machine ant its cured....

...would he have an xbox 360 though??

And is HWNSNBM his gamertag?

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Feb 2010, 00:13

The firmware update for HWNSNBM's Nokia cellphone is available for phones with his product code

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Feb 2010, 00:14

If DeltaWing designed HWNSNBM he would be utterly useless.

Thank Aryton that he wasnt.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Feb 2010, 07:32

HSNSNBM is so vain he knows damn well that that song is definetly about him.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 Feb 2010, 08:41

P_Friesacher wrote:HWNSNBM's online video stream can be accessed from an Austrian IP address

Sorry to understand the string of jokes, but I missed this one.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 12 Feb 2010, 12:27

thehemogoblin wrote:How much wood could HWNSNBM chuck if HWNSNBM could chuck wood?

HWNSNBM can chuck more wood than Chuck Norris.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Feb 2010, 12:43

HWNSNBM is 100% recyclable.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Feb 2010, 13:09

CarlosFerreira wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:HWNSNBM's online video stream can be accessed from an Austrian IP address

Sorry to understand the string of jokes, but I missed this one.

Hardly any free video streams of TV-shows can be accessed from here. No hulu, no BBC iPlayer (OK, this one is not surprising, I admit), no zattoo, justin.tv stops after a few seconds and wants you to buy a pro account, many music (and, strangely, some racing) videos on Youtube are "blocked for your country" - and I could go on.

Frentzen127 · Post by **Frentzen127** » 12 Feb 2010, 14:05

P_Friesacher wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:HWNSNBM's online video stream can be accessed from an Austrian IP address

Sorry to understand the string of jokes, but I missed this one.

Hardly any free video streams of TV-shows can be accessed from here. No hulu, no BBC iPlayer (OK, this one is not surprising, I admit), no zattoo, justin.tv stops after a few seconds and wants you to buy a pro account, many music (and, strangely, some racing) videos on Youtube are "blocked for your country" - and I could go on.

Ha ha. Like looking into a mirror, here.
Colombia, 66% reject.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Feb 2010, 14:22

HWNSNBM got the joke.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 Feb 2010, 14:33

HWNSNBM sings in the rain.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Feb 2010, 17:18

At the clap of his hands, all HWNSNBM's grocery shopping arrives to his house.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Feb 2010, 18:37

HWNSNBM has an adamantium exo-skeleton. And also a CD by Adam Ant.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 12 Feb 2010, 21:39

HWNSNBM framed Roger Rabbit

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 12 Feb 2010, 22:06

HWNSNBM is now Facebook.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Feb 2010, 00:23

HWNSNBM has the "Dislike Button"
The reason there are no petitions to get HWNSNBM back into F1 (i.e. "i bet i can get 1000000 people to join this group so that..." ) is cos he ate them all.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Feb 2010, 09:53

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is now Facebook.

HWNSNBM is going global.

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 Feb 2010, 10:24

HWNSNBM is competing in the Winter Olympics, but he will not be visible to the naked eye.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Feb 2010, 13:29

i before e

except after HWNSNBM

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Feb 2010, 22:37

HWNSNBM is not available in shops.

Order today and recieve a FREE Jean Denis Deletraz with your purchase.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 15 Feb 2010, 00:16

HWNSNBM beat Battletoads. Twice. Blindfolded.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Feb 2010, 00:41

HWNSNBM can out-stare Hypnotoad

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 06:56

ADx_Wales wrote:
HWNSNBM can out-stare Hypnotoad

Agh!

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Feb 2010, 07:18

They tried to make HWNSNBM go to Rehab but he said "Using that song lyric in an attempt at humour wasnt even funny at the time the song was a hit"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 07:52

HWNSNBM turns basilisks into stone.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Feb 2010, 08:38

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM turns basilisks into stone.

I'm sorry, but it's the Luggage that does that. Well known and documented fact.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 08:47

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM turns basilisks into stone.

I'm sorry, but it's the Luggage that does that. Well known and documented fact.

HWNSNBM's suitcase is a mirror?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Feb 2010, 08:55

thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM turns basilisks into stone.

I'm sorry, but it's the Luggage that does that. Well known and documented fact.

HWNSNBM's suitcase is a mirror?

No. I'm afraid it's Sourcery.

I'm also afraid that is not a typo and you may want to google it.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 08:57

CarlosFerreira wrote:No. I'm afraid it's Sourcery.

I'm also afraid that is not a typo and you may want to google it.

No worries. My mom's a huge fan of Terry Pratchett.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Feb 2010, 09:00

thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:No. I'm afraid it's Sourcery.

I'm also afraid that is not a typo and you may want to google it.

No worries. My mom's a huge fan of Terry Pratchett.

Take a leaf off her book, then. In that book, the Luggage makes some endangered species even more so.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 09:34

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:No. I'm afraid it's Sourcery.

I'm also afraid that is not a typo and you may want to google it.

No worries. My mom's a huge fan of Terry Pratchett.

Take a leaf off her book, then. In that book, the Luggage makes some endangered species even more so.

Oh, no way. I picked up her voracious appetite for reading, but instead of reading novels, I read sports stories like you wouldn't believe. I have approximately 20 sports websites that I read on a fairly regular basis, ranging from such exotic topics as sports stadium funding and sports uniforms to banal things such as baseball or football. It takes an utterly fantastic piece of fiction to compel me enough to read it fully.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 Feb 2010, 10:05

thehemogoblin wrote:Oh, no way. I picked up her voracious appetite for reading, but instead of reading novels, I read sports stories like you wouldn't believe. I have approximately 20 sports websites that I read on a fairly regular basis, ranging from such exotic topics as sports stadium funding and sports uniforms to banal things such as baseball or football. It takes an utterly fantastic piece of fiction to compel me enough to read it fully.

HWNSNBM invented sports websites. And edits for all of them before publication.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 10:21

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Oh, no way. I picked up her voracious appetite for reading, but instead of reading novels, I read sports stories like you wouldn't believe. I have approximately 20 sports websites that I read on a fairly regular basis, ranging from such exotic topics as sports stadium funding and sports uniforms to banal things such as baseball or football. It takes an utterly fantastic piece of fiction to compel me enough to read it fully.

HWNSNBM invented sports websites. And edits for all of them before publication.

HWNSNBM created neither my job nor me. (I believe in this man, but trust me, I am no son of the Lord.)

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Feb 2010, 11:04

HWNSNBM not only predicts the future, he also predicts the past.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 15 Feb 2010, 13:31

thehemogoblin wrote:
HWNSNBM created neither my job nor me. (I believe in this man, but trust me, I am no son of the Lord.)

Capital L? I was under the impression you didn't believe in capital religions.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 15 Feb 2010, 18:14

shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
HWNSNBM created neither my job nor me. (I believe in this man, but trust me, I am no son of the Lord.)

Capital L? I was under the impression you didn't believe in capital religions.

HWNSNBM deserves the capital L.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Feb 2010, 19:44

thehemogoblin wrote:
shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
HWNSNBM created neither my job nor me. (I believe in this man, but trust me, I am no son of the Lord.)

Capital L? I was under the impression you didn't believe in capital religions.

HWNSNBM deserves the capital L.

HWNSNBM deserves all local capitals in the world.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 16 Feb 2010, 10:52

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM deserves the capital L.

If HWNSNBM didn't deserve capital letters, he would be known as hwnsnbm.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 16 Feb 2010, 14:58

The new sherlock holmes movie may be questioned into its fictional accuracy as to whether sherlock holmes was fictually that eccentric.... But the film is actually based on HWNSNBM's time in victorian london.

On the soviet F1 rejects. HWNSNBM makes facts about YOU