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A stroppy Giedo van der Garde- "I didn't want to race for you anyway! Your cars are slow as hell, look I can even keep up with them running sideways"
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"We have an announcement; to the owner of a silver and red Honda, your car is being towed. Please come to reception immediately."
Mitch Hedberg wrote:I want to be a race car passenger: just a guy who bugs the driver. Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Man, you really like Tide...
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"Come back DC, the pit walk isn't until Sunday you stupid twat!!!"
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This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.
No wonder, he is from Mercedes.
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Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.
No wonder, he is from Mercedes.
It's a Force India in the background....
Rob Dylan wrote:Mercedes paying homage to the other W12 chassis by breaking down 30 minutes in
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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:Reject_Dom wrote:This guy is sure that the McLaren is that slow, so he can run to the pitlane without any harm.
No wonder, he is from Mercedes.
It's a Force India in the background....
I don't care one single bit, it is still silver.
And as Force India fields Mercedes engines, why not?
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novitopoli wrote:roblomas52 wrote:
"Look at all those people on Twitter thinking Ferrari can actually win a race this year!"
I facepalm at myself.
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Ataxia wrote:Londoner wrote:Something I've thought about - what happens to our canon should we have a worldwide recession or some other outside event?
We'll be fine. It's Canon, non Kodak.
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During the annual Sir Frank Hoop-La Felipe Massa was thrilled to take the lead with an early bullseye.
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Lewis Hamilton: "Sorry Frank, the invitation to record with me on my latest track was suppoed to be sent to PHARRELL Williams"
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Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
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<One day I'm going to get that trophy..........and beat him to death with it>
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Salamander wrote:
Hey Nico! Nico! Guess what
- What?
My trophy is bigger than yours!
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CoopsII wrote:
Because you're worth it
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Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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Hamilton: Nico, see this winners trophy?
Rosberg: Yes?
Hamilton (In Borat tone): You will never get this!
Or...
Hamilton: I dont know about you Nico but I will need to get a bigger trophy cabinet. Is yours filling up too?
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No win(g)s, no fun... BTW, WHERE IS MY RED BULL!?!?!?!?!
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I've no humorous caption but the above image may well be a defining image of 2015.
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Check out the position of the sun on 2 August at 20:08 in my garden
Allard Kalff in 1994 wrote:OH!! Schumacher in the wall! Right in front of us, Michael Schumacher is in the wall! He's hit the pitwall, he c... Ah, it's Jos Verstappen.
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watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Perhaps the reality was a little closer to that, but I think the intention was a little bit different...
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"Nico and Sergio are pleased to announce their marriage which was celebrated today. The couple will be honeymooning in Tenerife and will make their home in Switzerland"
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Felipe Nasr - the least forgettable F1 driver!Murray Walker at the 1997 Austrian Grand Prix wrote:The other [Stewart] driver, who nobody's been paying attention to, because he's disappointing, is Jan Magnussen.
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CoopsII wrote:
"Damn, I should have known better than to agree to an evening at Max's"
Nico Rosberg wrote:Break me down mentally? Good luck with that one.
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Massa: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Kvyat: What am I doing here?
Maldonado: Seriously, if Verstappen ruins my race I'll KILL HIM.
Perez: What am I doing here?
Verstappen: Seriously, if I ruin my own race I'll KILL MYSELF.
Hamilton: What am I doing here?
Remembering a Welsh sporting hero. Pleidiol wyf i'm gwlad.
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"I was behind Grosjean but then my brum-brum it went bang bang into the other brum-brum. It made a big noise, I hit the wall and I was very fwitened."
"Anything else Max?"
"When I got home I found I'd made a poopy in my pants."
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Press Officer: Now in the press conference: Verstappen the Younger.
Massa:: Why, bom dia, young sabre, m'lad! I say, here's one: I've a shiny six million euros here for the clever fellow who can tell me which hand it's in.
(Max just stares.)
Massa: Hmm? Oh, school, school! On half hols, is it? Yeah, I bet you can't wait to get back and get that bat in your hand and give those balls a good walloping, eh?
Hamster: Mr. Verstappen is a Formula One driver, Felipe.
Massa:: Oh, go on! Is he? What, young Snotty here?
Max: I'd rather have a runny nose than a runny brain!
Massa: Eh?
Hamster: Umm, excuse me, Max, but we do have some lovely jelly in the Mercedes motorhome, I don't know if you'd be interested at all...?
Max: Don't patronise me, you lower middle class yobbo! ...what flavour is it?
Hamster: Blackcurrant.
Max: Eeeeeuuuuuaaaghhhh!
Massa: I say, Lewis, are you sure this is a driver? Seems like a bit of an oily tick to me. When I was in karting, we used to line up four or five of his sort, make them bend over, and use them as a toast rack.
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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Welp, I think dinizintheoven takes this one...
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And that was only the second choice caption...
James Allen, on his favourite F1 engine of all time:
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
"...the Life W12, I can't describe the noise to you, but imagine filling your dustbin with nuts and bolts, and then throwing it down the stairs, it was something akin to that!"
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watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
MCard LOLAdinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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Rob Dylan wrote:
Moments before he fell off his chair and breaking his arms, Toto was watching highlights of the 2014 Belgian Grand Prix...
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