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UgncreativeUsergname wrote:"Every significant event in my F1 career" by Adrian Sutil

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"How To Build A Working Turbo Engine" by Renault*

* First issue 99P, normally £10.49
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roblomas52 wrote:"How To Build A Working Turbo Engine" by Renault*

* First issue 99P, normally £10.49

Surely it'd be something nice and professional-sounding, like "Theory and Optimization of Turbocharging" or something...
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Compilation of Red Bull's greatest laps of the Jerez 2014 test (foreword by Toro Rosso)
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This wrote:Compilation of Red Bull's greatest laps of the Jerez 2014 test (foreword by Toro Rosso)

Compilation of Lotus' greatest laps of the Jerez 2014 test (foreword by Renault)
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"How Bad My Team Move Was" by Lewis Hamilton. Entire book's content is "lol told you so".
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"How To Be The First of the New-For-2010 Teams to Score Points" by Caterham, foreword by HRT, every copy signed by Peter Windsor of USF1...
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A Commentator's Guide On How to Make the Transition From Radio to TV - by Jonathan Legard
1001 Uses for a Comb - Jacques Villeneuve
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How much do these cost, anyway? No one's going to pay €19 for a single sentence.
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'How to race without having an accident' - Team Enstone.
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Getting Remembered: How to Leave a Mark in your Job - Nicolas Kiesa
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How to avoid pandering to moronic fans - Toto Wolff
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This wrote:How to attract more female members - The GP Rejects Forum.

Don't forget the sequel, "How to keep female members once they have joined"
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I'm sure Waris is still here... occasionally?
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dinizintheoven wrote:I'm sure Waris is still here... occasionally?

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How to Conduct business in a fair and transparent manner - Bernie Ecclestone with forward by Seb Blatter
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English for Formula One drivers - A complete guide, by Tora Takagi
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Life Racing Engines: How to not manage an F1 team by Ernesto Vita
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novitopoli wrote:English for Formula One drivers - A complete guide, by Tora Takagi

Sequel by Yuji Ide
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dr-baker wrote:
novitopoli wrote:English for Formula One drivers - A complete guide, by Tora Takagi

Sequel by Yuji Ide

World Rally Championship Edition by Toshihiro Arai & Jani Paasonen
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How to use the law to secure a racing seat, by Giedo van der Garde
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"Saving your tyres: the ultimate tutorial" by Lewis Hamilton
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