HWNSNBM Facts

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Feb 2010, 15:19

There are rumours that say that an unknown quantity of special VHS tapes are spread around the world. In these tapes you'll see the following if you find and play any of these:
-A complete qualification lap of a Life.
-Al Pease in Mosport 1969.
-Giovanni Lavaggi blocking Schumacher in Portugal 1996.
-Andrea Law typing the Danny Ongais profile on the main web.
-Clemente Biondetti and his Ferrari-Jaguar.
After seeing the film, you'll immediately receive a phone call. You have to answer it. Jean-Denis Deletraz will tell you what was he doing at Nurburgring in 1995 and then you'll only have a week to pass the tape to another person, otherwise HWNSNBM will come out of your TV or PC monitor and you'll be forced to clean his shoes for the rest of your life.

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 Feb 2010, 16:12

I had one of those VHS tapes! They're REAL!! Sadly, I'd binned my VCR months ago and only use a DVD player nowadays.

So I just chucked the tape in with the recycling.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Feb 2010, 20:12

coops wrote:I had one of those VHS tapes! They're REAL!! Sadly, I'd binned my VCR months ago and only use a DVD player nowadays.

So I just chucked the tape in with the recycling.

We should pray for the soul of whoever finds it then.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 16 Feb 2010, 20:53

ADx_Wales wrote:On the soviet F1 rejects. HWNSNBM makes facts about YOU

Is this what it looks like there?

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CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Feb 2010, 20:57

Phoenix wrote:-Andrea Law typing the Danny Ongais profile on the main web.

So, that's how that saga will end up.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 16 Feb 2010, 22:01

HWNSNBM shot Archie

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 16 Feb 2010, 22:04

HWNSNBM hates and loathes Eastenders, soon he will banish it from existence.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Feb 2010, 22:21

HWNSNBM is not liking the pitiful amount of people in His Facebook group. Come on people.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 16 Feb 2010, 23:09

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is not liking the pitiful amount of people in His Facebook group. Come on people.

I'd join, but Facebook frightens and confuses me.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 16 Feb 2010, 23:28

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is not liking the pitiful amount of people in His Facebook group. Come on people.

I'd join, but Facebook frightens and confuses me.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Feb 2010, 14:13

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:-Andrea Law typing the Danny Ongais profile on the main web.

So, that's how that saga will end up.

It will continue, even if Andrea has no descendency.

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is not liking the pitiful amount of people in His Facebook group. Come on people.

I'm really considering creating a Facebook only to join HWNSNBM's Social Club (which isn't the same as the HWNSNBM Sect).

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Feb 2010, 21:01

Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:-Andrea Law typing the Danny Ongais profile on the main web.

So, that's how that saga will end up.

It will continue, even if Andrea has no descendency.
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM is not liking the pitiful amount of people in His Facebook group. Come on people.

I'm really considering creating a Facebook only to join HWNSNBM's Social Club (which isn't the same as the HWNSNBM Sect).

HWNSNBM has sects wherever and whenever he wants.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 18 Feb 2010, 06:29

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM has sects wherever and whenever he wants.

With whomever he deems worthy enough.

coops · Post by **coops** » 18 Feb 2010, 07:57

HWNSNBM promotes safe sects.

watka · Post by **watka** » 18 Feb 2010, 13:38

HWNSNBM got sent off in a football match for high sticking.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 18 Feb 2010, 17:56

Im sure he stayed on the pitch in that match, whoever he hit with the stick actually dived.

HWNSNBM has no lungs, nor has he gills, he respirates through the mentioning of his codename in these forums.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 18 Feb 2010, 20:07

HWNSNBM qualified the Life in Monza. Sure enough, nobody was able to see it.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Feb 2010, 21:25

George Harrison was right, all things must pass. Except for HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is still Facebook.

HWNSNBM is never Twitter though. He's above that. Granted, he is above all, but especially Twitter.

coops · Post by **coops** » 19 Feb 2010, 08:01

HWNSNBM could bring peace to the world but nobody has ever asked him to.

Shame really.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 19 Feb 2010, 17:13

HWNSNBM decided that Moreno would qualify for Monaco 1992.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 19 Feb 2010, 17:36

HWNSNBM knows how to handle a Virgin.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 19 Feb 2010, 17:42

HWNSNBM taught Mr T the ancient language of Jibba - Jabba.

Furthermore he taught Mr T how to pity the fool.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Feb 2010, 18:35

HWNSNBM makes the best espresso in the paddock.

I fought the law, and the law won, but were pummelled by HWNSNBM in the following round.

watka · Post by **watka** » 20 Feb 2010, 17:55

HWNSNBM can destroy the metal - WARNING: BAD LANGUAGE!

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 21 Feb 2010, 10:01

HWNSNBM knows that the bird is the word
HWNSNBM can beat Mike Gascoyne at a staring contest (if you do not know what I'm talking about, take a look at the "Caption This" thread)
The only way USF1 can get to Bahrain is if they hire HWNSNBM as their 1st driver.
HWNSNBM can pass Go and collect $200 if he lands on "Go to Jail" in a game of Monopoly.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Feb 2010, 17:31

MinardiFan95 wrote:HWNSNBM knows that the bird is the word

Yes, but everybody knows about the bird. Pah pah pah oomamamow pah pah oomow mah mow.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Feb 2010, 18:39

shinji wrote:
MinardiFan95 wrote:HWNSNBM knows that the bird is the word

Yes, but everybody knows about the bird. Pah pah pah oomamamow pah pah oomow mah mow.

*Puts gun in mouth* :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Feb 2010, 18:45

Even though HWNSNBM can touch MC Hammer, MC Hammer can't touch HWNSNBM.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 22 Feb 2010, 20:15

HWNSNBM decides when it is hammertime!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Feb 2010, 22:45

if you type "google" into google, the entire internet crashes, unable to recover, except for HWNSNBM's official site.

coops · Post by **coops** » 23 Feb 2010, 07:30

HWNSNBM used to play the Bongos in Bon Jovi but left when Jon Bon Jovi said it sounded "a bit daft, like".

They have not spoken since.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Feb 2010, 08:46

coops wrote:HWNSNBM used to play the Bongos in Bon Jovi but left when Jon Bon Jovi said it sounded "a bit daft, like".

They have not spoken since.

So, now that HWNSNBM no longer plays the Bongos in Bon Jovi, has the band rename itself to Just Jovi?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Feb 2010, 08:49

CarlosFerreira wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM used to play the Bongos in Bon Jovi but left when Jon Bon Jovi said it sounded "a bit daft, like".

They have not spoken since.

So, now that HWNSNBM no longer plays the Bongos in Bon Jovi, has the band rename itself to Just Jovi?

Actually they used to be Baum Kovi, but then they kicked out Heikki, and HWNSNBM left in protest.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Feb 2010, 13:40

HWNSNBM was working in a cocktail bar, since then he has not been on speaking terms with any of the human league.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 23 Feb 2010, 14:54

HWNSNBM can have an affair with 19 women. But unlike Tiger Woods, he won't get caught and won't have to apologise for his actions.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:57

HWNSNBM was the man who saved the life of the DJ who saved my life last night.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:58

HWNSNBM could have made an infinite word association game.

On his own.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Feb 2010, 19:03

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have made an infinite word association game.

On his own.

I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Feb 2010, 19:04

Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have made an infinite word association game.

On his own.

I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

We'd spent more than 2 months building it up to 3002 posts. It was dying, and thehemogoblin just employed some euthanasia to help it on it's way.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Feb 2010, 19:08

shinji wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM could have made an infinite word association game.

On his own.

I was going to resurrect the Rantbox thread just for this (if it wasn't already blocked...)...why did thehemogoblin block the F1 word asscoiation game? It was inoffensive...

We'd spent more than 2 months building it up to 3002 posts. It was dying, and thehemogoblin just employed some euthanasia to help it on it's way.

Was it dying? Never realized...Anyway, that's life.

theheomogoblin, you're a senseless sod.