The wonderful world of shoe spam!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 17 Feb 2010, 10:16

coops wrote:Id agree with him that "lactose sexism" is a bad thing. You'd think in this day and age it would be no more.

Sadly, it still seems to be much in evidence.

Same for food bigotry and Gluten dogmatism. I actually know someone who practices the latter, very unpleasant.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 17 Feb 2010, 12:14

Boaguebugsbow wrote:Excuse me for choosing "The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum" to leave...

How many of these spammers are asking us to excuse them for "choosing the Paul Stoddart forum"? We do NOT excuse it. Or do we? By the way, we DO give you permission to leave...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Feb 2010, 20:23

Paul, please, you're more worthy than this...

coops · Post by **coops** » 19 Feb 2010, 13:36

ToveAlgople wrote:Side effects of phentermine include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates (palpitations).

It sounds fab, stick me down for half a dozen.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 19 Feb 2010, 15:24

Those side effects are what happen to you if you listen to a Westlife album.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Feb 2010, 17:23

coops wrote:
ToveAlgople wrote:Side effects of phentermine include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates (palpitations).

It sounds fab, stick me down for half a dozen.

Diarrhea AND constipation? Interesting combination...

Post by **Nuppiz** » 19 Feb 2010, 17:27

ToveAlgople wrote:Side effects of listening the "music" of Jacques Villeneuve include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates (palpitations).

Fix'd

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 19 Feb 2010, 19:07

Nuppiz wrote:
ToveAlgople wrote:Side effects of reading the disrespect against Ralf Schumacher include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates (palpitations).

Fix'd

Even more fix'd :mrgreen:

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Feb 2010, 21:32

Klon wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:
ToveAlgople wrote:Side effects of having to deal with people like you filthy spammers include nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, dry mouth, constipation, an unpleasant taste, hives, impotence, palpitations, high blood pressure, and fast heart rates (palpitations).

Fix'd

Even more fix'd

FloProAct · Post by **FloProAct** » 20 Feb 2010, 21:01

Dichovova: Selling valium across America.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 20 Feb 2010, 21:12

Dichovova wrote:Excuse me while I leave

Please do. Thank you.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 20 Feb 2010, 21:38

Just wondering how depressed you'd have to be to order medicinal drugs off the internet. Or how stupid you'd have to be to follow on from the advertisements of a spambot.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 20 Feb 2010, 23:44

Hmmm ... valium advertising on a F1 board? Must mean there will be a Kimi Räikkönen DVD set with lots of interviews :mrgreen:

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 20 Feb 2010, 23:48

If you were looking to sponsor USF1 you're at the wrong place at the wrong time :lol:

Pieman · Post by **Pieman** » 22 Feb 2010, 00:47

I like how the word filter has altered one of the spamlinks.

crazydude1992 · Post by **crazydude1992** » 22 Feb 2010, 06:17

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 22 Feb 2010, 14:52

crazydude1992 wrote:

That. Is. Awesome.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 22 Feb 2010, 19:44

@Crazydude1992: Wrong version for this forum...

That's how it's done!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 Feb 2010, 19:51

I don't get the joke.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 22 Feb 2010, 20:06

Phoenix wrote:I don't get the joke.

Me neither; but deep down, I know I don't want to either way.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 22 Feb 2010, 20:25

Phoenix wrote:I don't get the joke.

Your face.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 23 Feb 2010, 03:12

I give you full points for a thread title that was interesting enough for me to stop in solely to find out what the bathplug it was about

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Feb 2010, 08:54

Jordan wrote:I give you full points for a thread title that was interesting enough for me to stop in solely to find out what the bathplug it was about

I think we were both on this at the same time, goblin!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Feb 2010, 08:55

Damn you, Carlos!

I went through there and put all that effort into taking all the links out because I wanted to preserve that rather hilarious piece of spam... and then you delete it as I merge it.

I don't even want to talk to you right now.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Feb 2010, 08:58

thehemogoblin wrote:Damn you, Carlos!

I went through there and put all that effort into taking all the links out because I wanted to preserve that rather hilarious piece of spam... and then you delete it as I merge it.

I don't even want to talk to you right now.

*Hangs head down in shame*

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 23 Feb 2010, 14:08

Chocolate Anderson teddy bears?

Bloop bloop bloop bloop dog turd.

Donkey plop in the kitchen Alberquerque.

...

Well, that's what these spam messages look like to me.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Feb 2010, 15:04

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Popi_Larrauri · Post by **Popi_Larrauri** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:34

Best Spam Ever Award.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:42

Popi_Larrauri wrote:Best Spam Ever Award.

Worst spelling spambot ever award, if ever there was such thing.

What shinji did there helped; I think this morning, as soon as the Admin blocked the used, the post would disapear. I think his button actually says "begone!"

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Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Feb 2010, 14:36

kostas22 wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I don't get the joke.

Your face.

Explain yourself.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 25 Feb 2010, 08:37

Hello there. We don't have a section for welcoming topics, so I wouldn't say that this is in the wrong place. Hopefully you know what this forum is all about.

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Feb 2010, 08:56

Anybody fancy a date with a horse?

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:02

Hmmm, I could be wrong but I'm not sure this lady exists. Be careful Nuppiz!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:07

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:15

Go on, I'm sure it would be a nice and stable relationship.

Tealy · Post by **Tealy** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:16

coops wrote:Hmmm, I could be wrong but I'm not sure this lady exists. Be careful Nuppiz!

Be careful yourself, last time we wrote someone like this off as spam he turned out to be a real person!

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:18

Good point. What will we do in the future when theres such a thing as sentient spam? We'll post a bit of mickey-taking and it'll post some back at you. Mark my words, this is how SkyNet gets started and we all know how that ends up...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:44

undultCuclite wrote:report men on dating sites

Why? What are they doing? Are they doing something they shouldn't? Who do I report them to?