Grand Prix Rejects present: The Weekly Roast Thread

Post by **tommykl** » 20 Nov 2015, 13:00

Simtek is so bland we can't even make good jokes about him and have to resort to jokes about Ireland...something something potatoes?

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Nov 2015, 15:31

Simtek responds remarkably often to my forum messages/bad jokes because he really has no other people to talk to.

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 23 Nov 2015, 01:01

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Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 23 Nov 2015, 06:02

Klon is German. What's possibly more of an insult than calling someone German?

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 24 Nov 2015, 10:36

I would type something clever here, but I'm too afraid of the inevitable "Your mum" joke to do it.

Post by **tommykl** » 24 Nov 2015, 12:28

Klon oftens talks about his various escapades with our collective mum. What he doesn't mention is that he has so few monies that he pimps his own.

Post by **Miguel98** » 24 Nov 2015, 14:08

There's so much bad things we can say about Klon we have no idea what to say.. The ideas are just so much, that the possibilities are endless.

Post by **Ataxia** » 24 Nov 2015, 22:00

Klon feels that translation and languages are his natural calling; when he was just a young altar boy, he was able to pass oral tests with ease.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 24 Nov 2015, 22:52

If Klon took his little German weiner dick out of Barrichello's ass, he might have the presence of mind to consider other, more noteworthy drivers and praise them instead.

roblo97 · Post by **roblo97** » 25 Nov 2015, 08:48

And Pascal Wehrlein doesn't count as noteworthy either!

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 27 Nov 2015, 12:42

Typical words you can find in a joke about Klon; Gay, Mum, Dick, Tiny, Noodle, Potatoe, German, Anschluss, Germoney, Poor, Drug abuse, Klo(w)n, Squarehead, Copycat, Kick, Job, Reichtangle, Stupid ...

Yeah, I guess that says it all you need to know about him; specially words #1, 3 and 4

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 30 Nov 2015, 20:03

Not gonna lie: you didn't try all too hard (that's what she said). On the one hand, I appreciate lazyness, but on the other, I was expecting to feel insulted and you didn't deliver (also what she said).

This wrote:Klon is German. What's possibly more of an insult than calling someone German?

I can imagine Belgians do consider "German" an insult after having the Germans use their country two times as a doormat to clean their shoes before entering France. Then again, doormats don't insult people...

simtek wrote:I would type something clever here, but I'm too afraid of the inevitable "Your mum" joke to do it.

Your mum is afraid ... of her inevitable dicking, that is.

tommykl wrote:Klon oftens talks about his various escapades with our collective mum. What he doesn't mention is that he has so few monies that he pimps his own.

She's freelancing, I just get a bit of her money as pocket money :pantano:

Miguel98 wrote:There's so much bad things we can say about Klon we have no idea what to say.. The ideas are just so much, that the possibilities are endless.

If I didn't knew he was Portugese and therefore incapable of work, I'd be offended by that lack of effort.

Ataxia wrote:Klon feels that translation and languages are his natural calling; when he was just a young altar boy, he was able to pass oral tests with ease.

I indeed excel at oral exams, my biology grade jumped up to a level it had no right to be in after such an oral examination.

AndreaModa wrote:If Klon took his little German weiner dick out of Barrichello's ass, he might have the presence of mind to consider other, more noteworthy drivers and praise them instead.

Actually, my love of Barrichello is not matched by your affection for Räikkönen. I never ignored losing an avatar bet just because a driver I like was involved in it.

roblomas52 wrote:And Pascal Wehrlein doesn't count as noteworthy either!

Yeah, that's what they said about Jules Bianchi as well and we all know how that ended up. :ugeek:

Aerond wrote:Typical words you can find in a joke about Klon; Gay, Mum, Dick, Tiny, Noodle, Potatoe, German, Anschluss, Germoney, Poor, Drug abuse, Klo(w)n, Squarehead, Copycat, Kick, Job, Reichtangle, Stupid ...

Yeah, I guess that says it all you need to know about him; specially words #1, 3 and 4

That is factually incorrect. I do not eat an unusual amount of potatoes, therefore including that in a joke about me is silly. The rest stands.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 30 Nov 2015, 21:18

Klon wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:If Klon took his little German weiner dick out of Barrichello's ass, he might have the presence of mind to consider other, more noteworthy drivers and praise them instead.

Actually, my love of Barrichello is not matched by your affection for Räikkönen. I never ignored losing an avatar bet just because a driver I like was involved in it.

Sorry, I don't actually like Raikkonen that much. I guess I just forgot about it because that's how little you mean to me.

Post by **Ataxia** » 01 Dec 2015, 11:00

AndreaModa wrote:
Klon wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:If Klon took his little German weiner dick out of Barrichello's ass, he might have the presence of mind to consider other, more noteworthy drivers and praise them instead.

Actually, my love of Barrichello is not matched by your affection for Räikkönen. I never ignored losing an avatar bet just because a driver I like was involved in it.

Sorry, I don't actually like Raikkonen that much. I guess I just forgot about it because that's how little you mean to me.

It's not his week any more!

It's V8fan12's turn to take the spotlight this week. Give him all you got.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 01 Dec 2015, 16:10

He's, ehm, lives upside down because he lifes on the other side of the world?

(i really don't know anything about him)

Post by **tommykl** » 01 Dec 2015, 17:17

Well, v8fan12 fell for the Alt-50s Cooper Ponzi scheme of destiny...so yeah, he's not that bright

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 02 Dec 2015, 05:26

I'm sorry, but V8Fan12 is such a dry and dull username on this forum. You should be ashamed of this username.

There are usernames here that could be inspired by popular culture (me), a creative play on words (pasta_maldonado), represent the spirit of rejectfulness we celebrate here (Simtek, shinji, MorbidelliObese), or represent themselves in their own unique way (tommykl).

You…you are just a fan of V8's. The 12 does nothing apart from make the username confusing (Were you born in 2012 or 1912? A fan of V8's since 2012 or the 12th fan to get a ticket at a V8 race?) and to add more numbers. Like, dude, you should ask for permission to change your current username to something even mildly decent, because your current one is just embarrassing.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 03 Dec 2015, 21:01

WaffleCat wrote:I'm sorry, but V8Fan12 is such a dry and dull username on this forum. You should be ashamed of this username.

There are usernames here that could be inspired by popular culture (me), a creative play on words (pasta_maldonado), represent the spirit of rejectfulness we celebrate here (Simtek, shinji, MorbidelliObese), or represent themselves in their own unique way (tommykl).

You…you are just a fan of V8's. The 12 does nothing apart from make the username confusing (Were you born in 2012 or 1912? A fan of V8's since 2012 or the 12th fan to get a ticket at a V8 race?) and to add more numbers. Like, dude, you should ask for permission to change your current username to something even mildly decent, because your current one is just embarrassing.

Seems more like someone who wants more than he can have. He claims he is a fan of V8s, yet sneaked the 12 in there. Is he secretly in love with the Subaru Flat-12, and too ashamed to admit it? This man is nothing more than a slut for any cylinder that walks on by!

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 04 Dec 2015, 23:04

V8fan12 is because he is like... 12, you know, or 21, since he lives upside down, who bathplug knows. Now, go and let him enjoy the fantastic New Zealand documentaries that are LOTR movies.

Post by **Miguel98** » 06 Dec 2015, 23:07

I don't really know much about V8Fan, but a man who puts Aeroracing to the ground and insists on hiring Jack Connolly for GBRC.. You get picture.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 06 Dec 2015, 23:35

Yeah if you need someone to wreck your PMMF team and Mecha is busy, then just drop V8fan12 a PM. He'll have it sorted before you can say Renaldo Jimenez.

Post by **Ataxia** » 07 Dec 2015, 11:42

And V8Fan12 now has the floor to hit back. Meanwhile, it's tommykl's turn in the chair.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 07 Dec 2015, 12:09

Ah, tommykl, the guy who feeds on Flemish Tax Money...
Boring, even to Belgian standards...

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 07 Dec 2015, 12:26

I was about to make a joke about you having lived in Kuala Lumpur and how shite that made you feel…but then I found this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iloB-xai03c

I don't even need a follow up joke.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 07 Dec 2015, 18:10

I know that the "If you look at x in the dictionary" joke is overused, but, well, I think you can imagine what happens if you look for the word "dork" in the dictionary.

Post by **Miguel98** » 07 Dec 2015, 18:38

When Tommy starts talking, our first reaction is simply to yawn.

Post by **Ataxia** » 07 Dec 2015, 20:13

Tommykl takes a little bit of Belgium to wherever he goes; he recommends Belgian music to his friends, reads Tintin on the train, and waffle-stomps in the shower.

V8fan12 · Post by **V8fan12** » 07 Dec 2015, 20:46

This wrote:He's, ehm, lives upside down because he lifes on the other side of the world?

(i really don't know anything about him)

*He *lives

tommykl wrote:Well, v8fan12 fell for the Alt-50s Cooper Ponzi scheme of destiny...so yeah, he's not that bright

Ah yes, the infamous Cooper Ponzi scheme. A bad decision on my part

WaffleCat wrote:I'm sorry, but V8Fan12 is such a dry and dull username on this forum. You should be ashamed of this username.

There are usernames here that could be inspired by popular culture (me), a creative play on words (pasta_maldonado), represent the spirit of rejectfulness we celebrate here (Simtek, shinji, MorbidelliObese), or represent themselves in their own unique way (tommykl).

You…you are just a fan of V8's. The 12 does nothing apart from make the username confusing (Were you born in 2012 or 1912? A fan of V8's since 2012 or the 12th fan to get a ticket at a V8 race?) and to add more numbers. Like, dude, you should ask for permission to change your current username to something even mildly decent, because your current one is just embarrassing.

A valid point. To explain my username, I am a fan of V8 Supercars (hence the V8fan) and I made the original account with that name on another website in 2012 (hence the 12). I should probably change it :roll:

Biscione wrote:Seems more like someone who wants more than he can have. He claims he is a fan of V8s, yet sneaked the 12 in there. Is he secretly in love with the Subaru Flat-12, and too ashamed to admit it? This man is nothing more than a slut for any cylinder that walks on by!

See explanation above for the username. At least I haven't changed mine twice

Aerond wrote:V8fan12 is because he is like... 12, you know, or 21, since he lives upside down, who bathplug knows. Now, go and let him enjoy the fantastic New Zealand documentaries that are LOTR movies.

I'm actually neither of those... 8-)

And LOTR isn't so much a documentary...its more like a New Zealand tourism commercial. At least we have something to be proud of.

What does Spain have?

Miguel98 wrote:I don't really know much about V8Fan, but a man who puts Aeroracing to the ground and insists on hiring Jack Connolly for GBRC.. You get picture.

My noob days still aren't behind me. Still learning

AndreaModa wrote:Yeah if you need someone to wreck your PMMF team and Mecha is busy, then just drop V8fan12 a PM. He'll have it sorted before you can say Renaldo Jimenez.

Can't think of any of my drivers that have wrecked anyone else's PMMF team but my own?

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 07 Dec 2015, 21:00

V8fan12 wrote:
Aerond wrote:V8fan12 is because he is like... 12, you know, or 21, since he lives upside down, who bathplug knows. Now, go and let him enjoy the fantastic New Zealand documentaries that are LOTR movies.

I'm actually neither of those... And LOTR isn't so much a documentary...its more like a New Zealand tourism commercial. At least we have something to be proud of. What does Spain have?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0457430/

Awesome film

Post by **Londoner** » 07 Dec 2015, 21:18

Ah, Tommy, that guy who pretends to be a University Challenge whizz, hanging around with all the clever people who appeared on last year's series and this year's...when in actuality his own team failed to qualify for the first round earlier this year.

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 07 Dec 2015, 22:58

Tommy is such a nerd when it comes to F1 that I'm willing to bet that the reason he's trying to get a work placement at Williams is because his fellow Liège native Patrick Nève drove for them. And I doubt even Sir Frank remembers who he is.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 14 Dec 2015, 04:55

Well, that's it for tommykl's time being roasted, it's now time for you to get back.

In the meantime, get ready to roast Rob Dylan!

Post by **Bobby Doorknobs** » 15 Dec 2015, 08:00

Rob, visiting the forum when you should be revising is one thing, dropping into the chatroom is an even greater exercise in procrastination. Get your shite together

Post by **Ataxia** » 15 Dec 2015, 17:12

Rob Dylan is a talented pianist, which sounds similar to something else that he is.

His piano playing is very much a metaphor for his life; for example, his favourite thing to finger is A minor.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 16 Dec 2015, 13:13

Rob Dylan is so ugly, he's the only guy in Aberdeen to have a sheep cry rape against him.

Post by **Miguel98** » 16 Dec 2015, 20:20

Another man who lost another bet. Besides losing a bet beeing stupid enough, the bet made him have an avatar of the Reign of Milka.

WaffleCat · Post by **WaffleCat** » 20 Dec 2015, 14:15

Ahhh Rob Dylan... Where do I start?

….yeah, where do I start?

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 21 Dec 2015, 02:43

Yup: absolutely no opinion.

Ehr..., he will never be Bob Dylan? Or maybe he wants to rob Dylan?

Post by **Ataxia** » 21 Dec 2015, 09:51

Rob Dylan may now address the audience, whilst it's WaffleCat's turn to get roasted. He'll be able to respond in a week's time, if he can manage to turn up!

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 21 Dec 2015, 12:50

What in the heck IS a wafflecat?