Lewis & Nicole Splitsville Part 4

Stefangp · Post by **Stefangp** » 23 Feb 2010, 16:21

It would appear that they are back on again!The saga continues.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... ether.html

And yes, you'd think after hovering around here for several months I would have chosen a better topic to open my F1rejects account!

kowalski · Post by **kowalski** » 23 Feb 2010, 16:22

Stefangp wrote:And yes, you'd think after hovering around here for several months I would have chosen a better topic to open my F1rejects account!

nope, a perfect f1 reject start... keep up the fine work.

PS- Hows work on the car / financing going?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Feb 2010, 16:27

Meh, don't care.

Welcome stefangp.

Stefangp · Post by **Stefangp** » 23 Feb 2010, 16:30

PS- Hows work on the car / financing going?

If I can't get me avatar to work, lord knows how the car is coming along!

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:14

They'd be the world's most tedious couple, if it wasn't for all the even more tedious celebrity couples filling the media. Hardly Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Even John and Yoko would be welcome at the moment.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:16

fjackdaw wrote:They'd be the world's most tedious couple, if it wasn't for all the even more tedious celebrity couples filling the media. Hardly Liz Taylor and Richard Burton. Even John and Yoko would be welcome at the moment.

We have our own John and Yoko. They go by the names of 'Jamie' and 'Enoch'.

"War is over, FIA and FOTA..."

I like to think of myself as one of the children in the background of that song.

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 23 Feb 2010, 18:32

The soap opera is progressing nicely... all we need is an evil Hamilton twin brother to appear somewhere...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 23 Feb 2010, 20:02

All we need is for this to make Hamilton look like a farce behind the wheel.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Feb 2010, 22:05

shinji wrote:Meh, don't care.

Welcome stefangp.

Woo, I'm not the only person who doesn't care about this, and welcome stefangp, good choice of name.

bduddy · Post by **bduddy** » 24 Feb 2010, 04:09

Wait... what ever happened to that other "stefangp" account, the one that purported to be from the actual team?

coops · Post by **coops** » 24 Feb 2010, 07:57

No way is that old bike 31 years old.

Why am I even replying?

Stefangp · Post by **Stefangp** » 24 Feb 2010, 08:54

bduddy wrote:Wait... what ever happened to that other "stefangp" account, the one that purported to be from the actual team?

I wish I were the real thing, but sadly not. Just a supporter!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Feb 2010, 14:05

coops wrote:No way is that old bike 31 years old.

Why am I even replying?

What bike?

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 24 Feb 2010, 14:13

Phoenix wrote:
coops wrote:No way is that old bike 31 years old.

Why am I even replying?

What bike?

I think he's referring to Nicole as a bicycle metaphor here? AMIRIGHT!?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Feb 2010, 14:17

Jordan wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
coops wrote:No way is that old bike 31 years old.

Why am I even replying?

What bike?

I think he's referring to Nicole as a bicycle metaphor here? AMIRIGHT!?

Twisty pun then.

Stefangp · Post by **Stefangp** » 24 Feb 2010, 22:49

As Gerald the Gorilla said on Not The Nine O'Clock News,

? ??? ????? ??? ???????, ? ??????? ????? ?? ????????
(Life is a cucumber, the woman is a bicycle)

Stefangp · Post by **Stefangp** » 24 Feb 2010, 22:52

Stefangp wrote:As Gerald the Gorilla said on Not The Nine O'Clock News,

? ??? ????? ??? ???????, ? ??????? ????? ?? ????????
(Life is a cucumber, the woman is a bicycle)

D'oh! How foolish do I look for tying to submit Greek. Almost as foolish as two monkeys sitting on pastel colours sofas annoucing their intention to start an all-American F1 team...

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Feb 2010, 07:47

Phoenix wrote:What bike?

"Bike" as in "having been ridden plenty of times".

Or a "Ho" for our friends in the colonies.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Feb 2010, 09:53

coops wrote:
Phoenix wrote:What bike?

"Bike" as in "having been ridden plenty of times".

Or a "Ho" for our friends in the colonies.

Hey, I got the joke, you lousy oppressor.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 26 Feb 2010, 01:15

Ah, at last some proper F1 news.

TeamTipper · Post by **TeamTipper** » 26 Feb 2010, 02:21

This news is so big for Formula One. At least now that every time Lewis overtakes someone Nicole will jump up and down like in 2008 lol

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 26 Feb 2010, 04:21

TeamTipper wrote:This news is so big for Formula One. At least now that every time Lewis overtakes someone Nicole will jump up and down like in 2008 lol

I'd rather a shot of Nicole than that of Anthony Hamilton.

But knowing TV feeds, we'll probably get both.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 26 Feb 2010, 12:20

LionZoo wrote:
TeamTipper wrote:This news is so big for Formula One. At least now that every time Lewis overtakes someone Nicole will jump up and down like in 2008 lol

I'd rather a shot of Nicole than that of Anthony Hamilton.

But knowing TV feeds, we'll probably get both.

Anthony Hamilton jumping up and down when Lewis overtakes someone?

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 26 Feb 2010, 12:21

TeamTipper wrote:This news is so big for Formula One. At least now that every time Lewis overtakes someone Nicole will jump up and down like in 2008 lol

Is it me or when you see Nicole jumping up and down with that "Oh My God its soooooooooo coool" expression on her face do you think...

the wheels turning but the Hamster's dead.

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 26 Feb 2010, 14:24

who ?

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 26 Feb 2010, 23:49

f1-gast wrote:who ?

Win.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Mar 2010, 15:05

And now two members of the Pussycat Dolls are leaving the group !!!! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8543080.stm
This, of course, being Nicole's group. Do splits do something for her? And how long until the Cats's reconciliation?

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 02 Mar 2010, 16:11

Didn't think it was worth a new thread, so I'm tacking it onto this one. The BBC are saying that Anthony Hamilton is no longer going to be Lewis' manager, just his dad... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 544999.stm

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 02 Mar 2010, 16:31

Warren Hughes wrote:Didn't think it was worth a new thread, so I'm tacking it onto this one. The BBC are saying that Anthony Hamilton is no longer going to be Lewis' manager, just his dad... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 544999.stm

Yeah, I read that too. So Lewis and Nicole have split from each other and their professional collegues all within a month, only for the personal relationship to get together again... When will they ever make their minds up what they want? It's getting rediculously boring...

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 02 Mar 2010, 16:44

dr-baker wrote:
Warren Hughes wrote:Didn't think it was worth a new thread, so I'm tacking it onto this one. The BBC are saying that Anthony Hamilton is no longer going to be Lewis' manager, just his dad... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/motorsp ... 544999.stm

Yeah, I read that too. So Lewis and Nicole have split from each other and their professional collegues all within a month, only for the personal relationship to get together again... When will they ever make their minds up what they want? It's getting rediculously boring...

No it's side splittingly hilarious.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 02 Mar 2010, 16:56

I reckon on Simon Cowell for Lewis's manager.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 02 Mar 2010, 17:54

Ross Prawn wrote:I reckon on Simon Cowell for Lewis's manager.

Actually not as impossible as it sounds considering Simon Fuller used to work for Honda...

fvanalst · Post by **fvanalst** » 02 Mar 2010, 18:23

It was just announced that here in the United States that Nicole Scherzinger will be a contestant on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" program. So I guess we will be seeing more of her here the next few months.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Mar 2010, 19:22

fvanalst wrote:It was just announced that here in the United States that Nicole Scherzinger will be a contestant on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" program. So I guess we will be seeing more of her here the next few months.

Meh. I lost all respect for that show the moment they axed Clyde Drexler.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 Mar 2010, 21:07

thehemogoblin wrote:
fvanalst wrote:It was just announced that here in the United States that Nicole Scherzinger will be a contestant on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" program. So I guess we will be seeing more of her here the next few months.

Meh. I lost all respect for that show the moment they axed Clyde Drexler.

You once had respect for that show?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Mar 2010, 21:09

shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
fvanalst wrote:It was just announced that here in the United States that Nicole Scherzinger will be a contestant on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" program. So I guess we will be seeing more of her here the next few months.

Meh. I lost all respect for that show the moment they axed Clyde Drexler.

You once had respect for that show?

Not quite... but Drexler is a legend where I'm from.

eytl · Post by **eytl** » 02 Mar 2010, 23:20

Lewis splits with his dad!

Nicole and the remainder of PCD split with two of their members!

Lewis and Nicole back together!

It's Romeo and Juliet all over again!

Who cares! :!:

(This news topic is so yesterday, we're not even considering it for the Big News in F1 for the next podcast, or for the news items at all ...)

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 02 Mar 2010, 23:27

eytl wrote:Lewis splits with his dad!

Nicole and the remainder of PCD split with two of their members!

Lewis and Nicole back together!

It's Romeo and Juliet all over again!

Who cares!

(This news topic is so yesterday, we're not even considering it for the Big News in F1 for the next podcast, or for the news items at all ...)

I don't blame you, it would take up time that could be used talking about how great HWNSNBM is.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 03 Mar 2010, 11:15

fvanalst wrote:It was just announced that here in the United States that Nicole Scherzinger will be a contestant on this season's "Dancing with the Stars" program. So I guess we will be seeing more of her here the next few months.

With Buzz Aldrin as well! The story gets better.

watka · Post by **watka** » 03 Mar 2010, 22:13

eytl wrote:Lewis splits with his dad!

Nicole and the remainder of PCD split with two of their members!

Lewis and Nicole back together!

It's Romeo and Juliet all over again!

Who cares!

(This news topic is so yesterday, we're not even considering it for the Big News in F1 for the next podcast, or for the news items at all ...)

Would be weird if Anthony Hamilton started managing the Pussycat Dolls.