The wonderful world of shoe spam!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 04 Mar 2010, 22:06

IdeFan wrote:These spam bots need to do their market research, an F1 forum is a bad place to sell drugs for pregnant women!

Hey, spammers don't want to get hit with discrimination lawsuits.

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 07 Mar 2010, 19:49

Last night i got a date with Lady Gaga and guess what, it wasn't lady gaga but my gf

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 07 Mar 2010, 19:50

Duck the papayas!!!

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 07 Mar 2010, 19:52

If you combine a few of these drugs with alcohol, you get Cialis in Wonderland, 3D!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Mar 2010, 21:22

Jordan wrote:If you combine a few of these drugs with alcohol, you get Cialis in Wonderland, 3D!

Would make for the best advertising campaign ever.

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 09 Mar 2010, 17:40

BrewsterNeuman wrote:hi to all of you guys,
I stumbled on this superb site. Am going through a dark evening of the soul and I wound up right here. Look forward to looking at every one of the data and also discussions.

Only two things to keep in mind here:

First, HWNSNBM is God.
And second, you've never heard of "USF1", you've never thought of "USF1", and you deny the existence of "USF1". :lol:

Welcome.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 09 Mar 2010, 17:46

For whatever reason I doubt this is legit.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 09 Mar 2010, 17:47

Data??? This isn't a Star Trek forum mate, nor a place to start offering us viagra or penis enlargements.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 Mar 2010, 18:59

PWNSNBM wrote:
BrewsterNeuman wrote:hi to all of you guys,
I stumbled on this superb site. Am going through a dark evening of the soul and I wound up right here. Look forward to looking at every one of the data and also discussions.

Only two things to keep in mind here:

First, HWNSNBM is God.
And second, you've never heard of "USF1", you've never thought of "USF1", and you deny the existence of "USF1".

Welcome.

Sorry, I think I missed something here. What is this "US F1" of which nobody knows anything? Tell me more! Are they a toaster manufacturer?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 09 Mar 2010, 19:03

I found the same user in other forums, with some links. It's probably spam, but since it's linkless I'm keeping it here.

coops · Post by **coops** » 09 Mar 2010, 19:37

Debaser wrote:Data??? This isn't a Star Trek forum mate, nor a place to start offering us viagra or penis enlargements.

Bah! Three less reasons for visiting the forum!

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 09 Mar 2010, 20:15

CarlosFerreira wrote:I found the same user in other forums, with some links. It's probably spam...

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice..."

Should have known it was Ken Anderson setting me up again!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 09 Mar 2010, 20:50

PWNSNBM wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:I found the same user in other forums, with some links. It's probably spam...

"Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice..."

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:20

All right, Ken... this time i know it's you.

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:22

That's enough now, Ken... stop bugging these people. It's OVER!

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:23

Ken, i'm not falling for that AGAIN...

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:24

Can someone get a restraining order on this guy?

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:25

Don't you mean "Porkins"? Seriously, Ken - your sales pitch is getting worse by the post.

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 10 Mar 2010, 17:31

Uhh, guys? I think Ken's back. He's calling himself "Amurasooxunam" or something. i suspect he's trying to phish the Indian sub-continental market for funds.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Mar 2010, 20:28

PWNSNBM wrote:Uhh, guys? I think Ken's back. He's calling himself "Amurasooxunam" or something. i suspect he's trying to phish the Indian sub-continental market for funds.

He's not phishing. He has a deal with Narain Karthikeyan to sell cheap shoes and Levitra all around the Asiatic southeast. The same thing that Felipe Massa and Antonio Pizzonia with his undercover pasta enterprises, but with other products.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 10 Mar 2010, 23:55

PWNSNBM wrote:Uhh, guys? I think Ken's back. He's calling himself "Amurasooxunam" or something. i suspect he's trying to phish the Indian sub-continental market for funds.

You're not funny, by the way.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 11 Mar 2010, 00:00

thehemogoblin wrote:
PWNSNBM wrote:Uhh, guys? I think Ken's back. He's calling himself "Amurasooxunam" or something. i suspect he's trying to phish the Indian sub-continental market for funds.

You're not funny, by the way.

You've been in a very douchebag-y mood lately.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 00:03

kostas22 wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
PWNSNBM wrote:Uhh, guys? I think Ken's back. He's calling himself "Amurasooxunam" or something. i suspect he's trying to phish the Indian sub-continental market for funds.

You're not funny, by the way.

You've been in a very douchebag-y mood lately.

Finals.

I just turned in my 99-page research paper an hour ago. I have a German oral exam on Friday and two finals next Thursday. I've been a little stressed out recently.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 11 Mar 2010, 00:36

thehemogoblin wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:You're not funny, by the way.

You've been in a very douchebag-y mood lately.

Finals.

I just turned in my 99-page research paper an hour ago. I have a German oral exam on Friday and two finals next Thursday. I've been a little stressed out recently.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 01:06

kostas22 wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
kostas22 wrote:You've been in a very douchebag-y mood lately.

Finals.

I just turned in my 99-page research paper an hour ago. I have a German oral exam on Friday and two finals next Thursday. I've been a little stressed out recently.

You were the one bitching at me for being a douchebag. Get that 1997 Lola out of here. (Get it? Neither of them saw the inside of a wind tunnel!)

Frentzen127 · Post by **Frentzen127** » 11 Mar 2010, 01:30

thehemogoblin wrote:You were the one bitching at me for being a douchebag. Get that 1997 Lola out of here. (Get it? Neither of them saw the inside of a wind tunnel!)

You, sir, are trying too hard to be funny. That isn't funny.
Honest.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 11 Mar 2010, 01:51

Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

PWNSNBM · Post by **PWNSNBM** » 11 Mar 2010, 02:17

P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

Not a bad idea. Let's do that.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 04:19

Frentzen127 wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:You were the one bitching at me for being a douchebag. Get that 1997 Lola out of here. (Get it? Neither of them saw the inside of a wind tunnel!)

You, sir, are trying too hard to be funny. That isn't funny.
Honest.

It was a stretch.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 Mar 2010, 09:17

P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

If it comes to that, I've had it.

Gobs, get some sleep mate!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 09:19

CarlosFerreira wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

If it comes to that, I've had it.

Gobs, get some sleep mate!

That's pretty much what I've been doing since completing the bulk of my project on Saturday. Still hasn't sunk in yet.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 Mar 2010, 14:18

PWNSNBM wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

Not a bad idea. Let's do that.

OK. I'll begin.
I'm harshliy uncool and harshly unfunny. That's why I try so hard.

watka · Post by **watka** » 11 Mar 2010, 21:40

PWNSNBM wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

Not a bad idea. Let's do that.

That's a terrible idea.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 11 Mar 2010, 23:15

watka wrote:
PWNSNBM wrote:
P_Friesacher wrote:Since it's becoming some kind of sport, we should maybe start a seperate thread in which we can tell each other how not funny we are.

Not a bad idea. Let's do that.

That's a terrible idea.

Just like your face was.

Add me to the list of not funny people.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 Mar 2010, 17:30

kostas22 wrote:Add me to the list of not funny people.

You've been there all along!

Yes, and I head the list.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 13 Mar 2010, 20:54

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Mar 2010, 21:04

SherwoodRipley wrote:Hey hey,
I uncovered this community forum when hoping to discover some numerological tips and ended up being gladly happy. I enjoy significantly the idea of talking to people on the subject of adjusting your self along with modern society for the better. It really is vital, for the majority of us. Hope to discover some good debate at this point!
Respect

Not quite.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 13 Mar 2010, 22:07

CarlosFerreira wrote:
SherwoodRipley wrote:Hey hey,
I uncovered this community forum when hoping to discover some numerological tips and ended up being gladly happy. I enjoy significantly the idea of talking to people on the subject of adjusting your self along with modern society for the better. It really is vital, for the majority of us. Hope to discover some good debate at this point!
Respect

Not quite.

We all have gladly happyness though, Carlos... maybe he's not a spammer. Plus, if his name was actually Sherwood Ripley, I'd send him a 24-pack of whatever beer he wanted.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Mar 2010, 22:10

thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
SherwoodRipley wrote:Hey hey,
I uncovered this community forum when hoping to discover some numerological tips and ended up being gladly happy. I enjoy significantly the idea of talking to people on the subject of adjusting your self along with modern society for the better. It really is vital, for the majority of us. Hope to discover some good debate at this point!
Respect

Not quite.

We all have gladly happyness though, Carlos... maybe he's not a spammer. Plus, if his name was actually Sherwood Ripley, I'd send him a 24-pack of whatever beer he wanted.

Checked the profile. Usual links.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 13 Mar 2010, 22:28

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Not quite.

We all have gladly happyness though, Carlos... maybe he's not a spammer. Plus, if his name was actually Sherwood Ripley, I'd send him a 24-pack of whatever beer he wanted.

Checked the profile. Usual links.

Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.