Y'know what, since I ain't got that much free time, let's screw it and say that last guy got a heart attack while signing his name on the registration sheet. So let's get right into it!
Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games II -- Entry ListDistrict #1 -- Krabi-in-the-water-- WaffleCat (M)
-- Dexter249 (M)
District #2 -- Mannville -- dr-baker (M)
-- TomDilain (M)
District #3 -- Nyanville -- This (F)
-- UgncreativeUsergname (M)
District #4 -- Asgard-- thor97 (M)
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Heart Attack Fella (M)District #5 -- Satopia-- Collieafc (M)
-- Ulfuls (Simtek in disguise) (M)
District #6 -- Tonyvanderville -- tommykl (M)
-- Shadaza (F)
District #7 -- Neo Arcadia -- FMecha (M)
-- Reject_Dom (M)
District #8 -- Land of Pease -- Aisable (M)
-- Wizzie (F)
District #9 -- Coloni Colony -- CarloSpace (F)
-- Klon (M)
District #10 -- Jacknewtown -- Regenmeister94 (M)
-- TheFlyingCaterham (F)
District #11 -- Stonehenge -- Normal32 (F)
-- V8fan12 (M)
District #12 -- Campos Meta -- This Could Be You (F)
-- RedEyes504 (M)
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The Commentator wrote:Hello and welcome, one and all, once again, to the second edition of the Grand Prix Rejects Hunger Games, where twenty-four lucky people all get chosen to slay each other in the latest form of quality prime-time entertainment! Well...it would have been 24 if it weren't for that one guy that wussed out by dying on the registration desk, so let's all remind ourselves of our coverage system to catch up on the latest happenings within the GP Rejects Hunger Games...
-- The hyphens in
red indicate the all important highlights -- the deaths. Brutal, shocking, or just plain dumb
*coughs at FMecha's and Klon's general direction*, these moments spell the end for most of y'all!
-- Blue hyphens bring to light all of your vicious battles and confrontations, though they won't really result in no fatalities, unfortunately. It'll bring you a good spot on our highlight reel, though, coming on Netflix one week after the conclusion of the competition!
-- These
pink hyphens...my goodness, bring your girlfriend, set her on the couch, and cry non-stop at these flutters of romance within the battlefield, highlighting the sliver of humanity left in the Hunger games...
...nah, there ain't no sliver of humanity here. Not from me, the Commentator anyway.
As you all line up in a semicircle along this...'cornucopia', a name for your start point which can only be thought up by an unoriginal author, we shall wait for the horn to sound.....
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The Crazy Bloodbath Fest At The Very Beginning--
Normal32 snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
-- V8fan12 strangles
Dexter249 with a rope.
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This runs away from the Cornucopia.
-- dr-baker and
TomDilian fight for a bag.
TomDilian gives up and retreats.
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tommykl runs away from the Cornucopia.
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Ulfuls finds a backpack full of camping equipment.
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FMecha takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.
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WaffleCat snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.
-- Shadaza and
Reject_Dom fight for a bag.
Reject_Dom gives up and retreats.
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This Could Be You runs away from the Cornucopia.
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Collieafc runs away from the Cornucopia.
-- Regenmeister94 overpowers
Aisable, killing him.
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UgncreativeUsergname runs away from the Cornucopia.
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TheFlyingCaterham finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.
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Wizzie finds a canteen full of water.
-- CarloSpace scares
Klon away from the cornucopia.
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RedEyes504 stays at the cornucopia for resources.
-- thor97 falls into a frozen lake and drowns.
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Day One-- Collieafc defeats
Reject_Dom in a fight, but spares his life.
-- dr-baker sets an explosive off, killing
Wizzie,
This Could Be You, and
Ulfuls.
-- WaffleCat forces
FMecha to kill
This or
Klon. He decides to kill
This.
-- RedEyes504's trap kills
CarloSpace.
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UgncreativeUsergname searches for firewood.
-- Regenmeister94 runs away from
tommykl.
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V8fan12 collects fruit from a tree.
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TheFlyingCaterham goes hunting.
-- Normal32 accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.
-- Shadaza attacks
TomDilian, but he manages to escape.
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The Commentator wrote:Gooooood evening, tributes! As you're about ready to settle in as the night is about to fall, I shall give you a quick update on whoever was killed, and, hooo boy, the list of deaths here is longer that Santa's wish list! Keep this spirit up, fellas!
Let's start of with Dexter249 from Krabi-in-the-Water, and that was...quick. I barely blinked before I saw V8fan12 lasso that rope around your neck and jerk it back quicker than my right hand on a lonely Saturday night...though you probably lasted longer than me.
Next up is Aisable from the beautiful Land of Pease. And honestly, nothing was more beautiful than to see you trip over your laces from the very beginning, losing that grappling match with Regenmeister94 very,
VERY quickly. Not even a weapon used, just pure, brute strength. I don't know whether to commend Regenmeister94 on his brute strength, or insult your absolute fraility, Aisable.
And then we get to thor97, from Asgard. Wooooow. The only official entrant from your land, and what do you do? You run right off your pedestal and cannonball into a frozen lake. I can't call it suicide, no way. It's just...stupid. Only Jesus can walk on water, not some low-life -- or should I say no-life! *canned laughter*
Now, courtesy of the majestic dr-baker, we have a three-fer! Wizzie from the Land of Pease (Both of you are out already?), This Could Be You from Campos Meta and Ulfuls (or should I say Simtek?)
from Satopia! You three don't know jack about spacing! Seriously, how could you three all be in close enough quarters to get killed by ONE explosive from a man who hasn't had a date in forever? Goodness me,
if you get out of this alive, dr-baker, I award you my sister, for real, man.
Now then, there's This from Nyanville. And this story, ladies and gents, goes a looooong way back.
Remember in the first Hunger Games? This and FMecha formed an all-too-brief romance before This was slain, and then FMecha made it all the way to the final three....before he died in the stupidest double-suicide gambit with Klon. And now, FMecha, forced into a position where the choice is his almost destined wife and the psycho that cost him his life last time, he goes and kills...THIS.
WHY, FMECHA, WHY?
Anyway, moving onto CarloSpace from the Coloni Colony, when you spy a few wires laid between some branches, the obvious solution would be to turn around and walk away. Why did you...not? Did you just not see them? Were your feet too heavy to lift over them? Or were you curious? If that's the case, I guess curiousity kills the Carlos! I'm getting paid to make these terrible jokes.
And, last but not least, we have Normal32 from Stonehenge. Bottles of alcohol that come with a rag are meant to be used for Molotov cocktails, NOT TO GET DRUNK ON. No surprise that an inebriated individual trying to set up an explosive ends up blowing himself up in the end. I could only imagine you slurring 'American Pie' to yourself whilst setting up your inevitable death...
...anyway tributes, rest well, but keep an eye out at night, because you never know what can happen in the dark!
And with that, Day 1 is out of the way, with plenty more days of killing action to come!
) I'll call my district nyanville. Because kawaii. It's the district of otakus, basically. So reproduction is a bit low...
