Simtek wrote:He's done it!
Kazuki Nakajima has finally won Le Mans!
I think there should be a full Reject Round-Up.
LMP1:Reject Of The Year 2009 (wasn't he?)
Kazuki Nakajima has indeed won Le Mans, as has ex-Toro Rosso clown car victim
Sébastien Buemi - and as Daniel Ricciardo might say, that's redemption for two years ago. Driving the other Toyota was not-a Reject-but-certainly-would-have-been-in-2010, José María López, who I think is worth more than a passing mention. Rebellion fielded two Rejects in
André Lotterer who completed two laps with Caterham once, and
Bruno Senna, who wasn't as good as his uncle - they were in the #1 car but finished fourth.
Stéphane Sarrazin, who will drive absolutely anything (rally cars, Formula E, a knackered old Minardi) managed just under a third of the race distance until his team-mate binned the car and then tried to limp it back to the pits while it was on fire. Also worth a mention is Alex Brundle, ex-Formula E pundit and son of Martin, doing it for YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! YORKSHIRE! in a Ginetta... until it conked out after 137 laps. As for the F1 non-rejects, there was the Sushi Chef's Son From Amagasaki that is Kamui Kobayashi in the second-placed Toyota, Jenson Button and Vitaly Petrov driving the less unreliable of the SMP cars, and also in the winning Toyota, some bloke from Spain from a backmarker F1 team was involved, and I forget his name, but I don't think it was Roberto Merhi.
LMP2:Even if
Jean-Éric Vergne screws up in New York and fails to land the Formula E title that he's had one hand on for most of the season, at least he'll console himself by polishing the trophy for the LMP2 win, the car finishing fifth overall. We have to go down to 13th place and 9th in class to find more Rejects in legal contract expert
Giedo van der Garde and the man who went missing from F1 for a decade,
Jan Lammers, Dutchmen driving for Racing Team Nederland. Two places further back both on the road and in class was crowdfunded Caterham and hand-to-mouth Manor driver
Will Stevens, driving for a team owned by F1's one-hit-wonder Olivier Panis and former Manchester United goalkeeper Fabien Barthez (who's also been known to be a keen amateur driver). Amongst F1 non-Rejects, South America was well represented with Juan Pablo Montoya (9th/5th), Pastor Maldonado (11th/7th - no, your eyes do not deceive you, he didn't put it in the wall) and Felipe Nasr (22nd/13th, the first LMP2 car still running to be behind any GTs). Also, Paul di Resta, who is as exciting as a glass of milk, had a considerably less boring crash.
GTE Pro:Top of the Rejects was the man mainly notable for being HWNSNBM's team-mate in 2004,
Gianmaria Bruni, driving the sort-of-Rothmans liveried #91 Porsche 911 RSR to second place in class behind the victorious (and equally throwback) "pink pig" #92 911 RSR that showed various cuts of pork on the bodywork. That should have gone down a treat if Al-Jazeera were showing the race live. Third in class in a Ford GT was he who didn't do quite as well over here as he had in America,
Sébastien Bourdais, who spent a lot of the race having a sulk about Frédéric Mackowiecki's driving in the Rothmans Porsche. Fifth in class was a piece of True 'Murican Metal (and plastic) driven by
Jan Magnussen; sixth in class was someone who had two races against his son at the beginning of last year,
Antonio Giovinazzi (who might one day escape Reject status if gets a decent F1 drive). Those four are the only ex-F1 drivers (well, three ex-F1 drivers and one who might drive again) in the GTE Pro field, there are none who escaped Rejectdom. But I might also give a mention to Daniel Serra, son of 1980s Reject Chico Serra, 8th in class in a Ferrari, and ex-Safety Car driver Oliver Gavin, whose Corvette was withdrawn after 259 laps when (in true UAW style) its radiator showed solidarity with all the French rail workers and went on strike.
GTE Am:There are only three ex-F1 drivers in GTE Am - two are Rejects and it didn't go well for them.
Olivier Beretta could only manage ninth in class in the MR Racing Ferrari alongside Eddie Cheever III (son of ex-F1 Eddie Cheever but racing under an Italian flag), while recently-ish-profiled
Pedro Lamy and Mathias Lauda (son of some bloke with a burnt face) were part of Aston Martin's nightmare with a retirement after 92 laps. The non-reject was Giancarlo Fisichella, who finished second in the Spirit Of Race Ferrari behind the superior Dempsey-Proton Porsche, thus absolving him of any accusations of Fisichellitis - and just behind him in the Keating Motorsports Ferrari was Jeroen Bleekemolen, son of 1970s Reject, Michael Bleekemoelen.
Finally, a special mention to everyone's favourite Romanian dentist, Colin Kolles, whose car decided to go home as early as lap 65 and was the first official retirement.