HWNSNBM Facts

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Mar 2010, 01:22

HWNSNBM didn't start the fire either, but he did alert the authorities other than write a stupid song about it.

coops · Post by **coops** » 08 Mar 2010, 19:58

There exists a never-seen episode of 'Friends' entitled 'The One With HWNSNBM In It'

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 08 Mar 2010, 20:18

coops wrote:There exists a never-seen episode of 'Friends' entitled 'The One With HWNSNBM In It'

Romours say that prince Malik has it. It punishes Tom Walkinshaw every week forcing him to see it for the number of times the real name of HWNSNBM is said.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Mar 2010, 20:40

when HWNSNBM pokes you on facebook, you can feel it, if he Super-Pokes, you die.

watka · Post by **watka** » 08 Mar 2010, 22:47

When HWNSNBM tweets, it makes humans howl.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Mar 2010, 22:52

HWNSNBM's doesnt so much have a "blog", its more of a manifesto.

watka · Post by **watka** » 08 Mar 2010, 22:55

Yeah, HWNSNBM doesn't micro-blog, he mega-blogs.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 09 Mar 2010, 17:16

HWNSNBM makes the best goulash in the world. No one has ever tasted this, however, because only he is allowed to eat it.

coops · Post by **coops** » 09 Mar 2010, 19:35

If you had a photograph of HWNSNBM,
Its something to remind you,
You wouldnt spend your life just wishing...

lostpin · Post by **lostpin** » 09 Mar 2010, 20:55

HWNSNBM caused 2012.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Mar 2010, 21:15

HWNSNBM likes my new avatar.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 09 Mar 2010, 21:34

Unlike Bon Jovi, HWNSNBM is already there.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 09 Mar 2010, 21:45

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM likes my new avatar.

I humbly agree with Him.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Mar 2010, 20:11

Do you know guys HWNSNBM will win all the mini-games (Predicament Predictions, Fantasy League, etc.) we have, right?

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Mar 2010, 22:17

HWNSNBM could have remade Death Race better than that....

...by not remaking it at all.

coops · Post by **coops** » 11 Mar 2010, 08:36

When HWNSNBM watches Avatar he sees it in 4-D.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 08:51

HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 Mar 2010, 09:07

thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 11 Mar 2010, 09:11

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

I thought mine was a pretty big leap of faith.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 Mar 2010, 09:14

thehemogoblin wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:HWNSNBM can pass at Catalunya.

Easy.

He can also pass in Macau and Pau... while truck-racing.

I thought mine was a pretty big leap of faith.

True faith is like walking on an invisible bridge. Prodded along by Nazis.

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 11 Mar 2010, 13:32

No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than David Coulthard's chin.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 11 Mar 2010, 22:28

noisebox wrote:No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than David Coulthard's chin.

No part of HWNSNBM is bigger than Robert Kubica's nose either.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 11 Mar 2010, 23:27

If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 Mar 2010, 14:59

HWNSNBM: Motion&Emotion, Vorschprung durch technik*, Sheer driving pleasure, Cuore Sportivo, Auto Emoción, Urbanproof Mastered.

Sorry for poor German spelling

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 12 Mar 2010, 15:26

HWNSNBM has won The Game (you just lost, BTW)
HWNSNBM could put the HRT as it is now on Pole with three seconds advantage

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Mar 2010, 16:21

Phoenix wrote:Vorschprung durch technik*

Sorry for poor German spelling

It's mostly correct. If you want to do it the HWNSNBM-way: There's no "sch" in front of a "p" or "t", so it's not "Vorschprung" but "Vorsprung", even though it's pronounced like "Vorschprung". And "Technik" is a noun and therefore written with a capital "T".
Hope this helps you somehow. Also, there is absolutely nothing to be sorry for - I'm just happy you haven't seen anything I've written in Spanish yet

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Mar 2010, 16:59

kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

Frentzen127 · Post by **Frentzen127** » 12 Mar 2010, 17:31

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

You accidentally my train of thought.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 Mar 2010, 17:32

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM: Auto Emoción

My first car was a SEAT. So cheers for that.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Mar 2010, 18:14

HWNSNBM has the power to kill a yak....
...from two hundred yards....
...with mind bullets.

coops · Post by **coops** » 12 Mar 2010, 18:51

HWNSNBM.

Fact.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Mar 2010, 20:41

redbulljack14 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:If HWNSNBM made beer...it would probably be the best beer in the world.

It would be, there's no probably about it.

If Carslberg did racing drivers...they'd still not be the best in the world.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 12 Mar 2010, 22:37

coops wrote:HWNSNBM.

Fact.

HWNSNBM is both fact and fiction at the same time

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 12 Mar 2010, 22:40

HWNSNBM put the bomp
In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp
HWNSNBM put the ram
In the rama lama ding dong
HWNSNBM put the bop
In the bop shoo bop shoo bop
HWNSNBM put the dip
In the dip da dip da dip

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Mar 2010, 23:02

HWNSNBM discovered the cure that cured ham.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Mar 2010, 23:43

HWNSNBM doesn't make mistakes, he makes prophecies that immediately turn out to be right.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 12 Mar 2010, 23:56

HWNSNBM mentions his name.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 13 Mar 2010, 00:10

HWNSNBM puts the fun in fundamentalism

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Mar 2010, 08:18

HWNSNBM put the fun back into Formula One.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Mar 2010, 08:35

If he did commentary for BBC, HWNSNBM would put the pun in punditry.