HWNSNBM Facts

watka · Post by **watka** » 13 Mar 2010, 10:39

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM has the power to kill a yak....
...from two hundred yards....
...with mind bullets.

That's telekinesis ADx!

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 Mar 2010, 14:40

When B.A.R. launched their cars with two liveries in 1999 HWNSNBM could only see one.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 13 Mar 2010, 17:56

coops wrote:When B.A.R. launched their cars with two liveries in 1999 HWNSNBM could only see one.

don't underestimate HWNSNBM! he could see 3 liveries!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Mar 2010, 18:07

This wrote:
coops wrote:When B.A.R. launched their cars with two liveries in 1999 HWNSNBM could only see one.

don't underestimate HWNSNBM! he could see 3 liveries!

Before hitting the drink!

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 Mar 2010, 18:09

This wrote:
coops wrote:When B.A.R. launched their cars with two liveries in 1999 HWNSNBM could only see one.

don't underestimate HWNSNBM! he could see 3 liveries!

No, he only saw one livery but it was neither of the liveries that we could see.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 13 Mar 2010, 19:32

yes but he could see those we see, he just didn't want to

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Mar 2010, 19:52

HWNSNBM invented the J-cloth.......well no he was involved in its development....they were going to call it the U-wipe before he interviened.

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Mar 2010, 06:55

HWNSNBM nodded off while watching Bahrain and dreamt of a beach at sunset.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 15 Mar 2010, 07:30

coops wrote:HWNSNBM nodded off while watching Bahrain and dreamt of a beach at sunset.

No, he dreamt that Stefan GP had a 1-2 finish (with Yuji Ide and Chanoch Nissany as the drivers).The Hispania's finished 3rd (Karun Chandhok) and 4th (Bruno Senna), Ferrari and McLaren did not qualify and USF1 were on the grid with two NASCAR drivers who didn't know how to turn right.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 15 Mar 2010, 12:52

HWNSNBM had the foresight to watch the IRL race in Brazil instead of F1 in Bahrain

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 15 Mar 2010, 18:40

HWNSNBM would have force-fed Carl Edwards the #99 car after the Atlanta incident.

HWNSNBM also agrees with me that whoever decided the actual ban is a tool and has no sense of reality

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 16 Mar 2010, 20:18

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM would have force-fed Carl Edwards the #99 car after the Atlanta incident.

HWNSNBM also agrees with me that whoever decided the actual ban is a tool and has no sense of reality

HWNSNBM doesn't agree with you, you agree with him.

coops · Post by **coops** » 01 Apr 2010, 10:00

HWNSNBM hoped this thread had been forgotten.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 01 Apr 2010, 10:09

HWNSNBM is working tirelessly in new facts that we will be able to post in at some time.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 01 Apr 2010, 10:12

HWNSNBM does not fall for April's Fools.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Apr 2010, 21:19

CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM does not fall for April's Fools.

HWNSNBM can pull an April Fools prank during September and it's still an April Fool.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 03 Apr 2010, 23:10

HWNSNBM can win Takeshi's Castle without entering.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 04 Apr 2010, 12:14

HWNSNBM owns Takeshi's castle and all the challenges are done for his entertainment

coops · Post by **coops** » 04 Apr 2010, 13:06

HWNSNBM was on Mastermind and, despite sitting in silence for both rounds, scored full marks and won.

His specialist subject was Specialist Subjects.

Pieman · Post by **Pieman** » 04 Apr 2010, 22:22

HWNSNBM is the Malaysian Weather God, and therefore decides if it rains or not at any given moment.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 04 Apr 2010, 23:20

HWNSNBM will decide when the British General Election is called.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 04 Apr 2010, 23:30

Even if HWNSNBM was both deaf and blind, he could still make a better podcast than me.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 04 Apr 2010, 23:54

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM will decide when the British General Election is called.

Not often is Gordon Brown confused with HWNSNBM.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Apr 2010, 00:53

HWNSNBM actually knows who is going to win the General Election, but cant be bothered to say who it is.

watka · Post by **watka** » 05 Apr 2010, 09:43

HWNSNBM is shorter than Bernie Ecclestone, but taller than Mark Webber.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 05 Apr 2010, 15:00

HWNSNBM was driving the car that crocked Webber in Tasmania.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Apr 2010, 18:58

HWNSNBM will be listening to the next podcast.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 05 Apr 2010, 19:19

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM will be listening to the next podcast.

Until he hears you utter his real name, when he shall pour down smite on thee and destroy all evidence of it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Apr 2010, 19:37

yeah but did i though?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 05 Apr 2010, 20:05

ADx_Wales wrote:yeah but did i though?

Not while we recording. You may well be safe.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 05 Apr 2010, 21:25

A world war can't be called as such if both America and HWNSNBM gets on it.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 05 Apr 2010, 23:10

HWNSNBM can finish the full race distance in the Virgin, without slowing down to conserve fuel, and win it. Twice

watka · Post by **watka** » 06 Apr 2010, 21:45

Jordan wrote:HWNSNBM can finish the full race distance in the Virgin, without slowing down to conserve fuel, and win it. Twice

HWNSNBM can finish the full race distance in a Sauber. What's more is that he can make sponsors magically appear on the side of the car during the race.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 07 Apr 2010, 07:06

HWNSNBM can win the championship in an Andrea Moda powered by Life. He just hasn't bothered.

Also, Nigel Mansell didn't win the 1992 world championship, it was HWNSNBM with a fake mustache

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 10 Apr 2010, 22:31

HWNSNBM could get a Nuke on Call of Duty using his mind.
HWNSNBM is why Jean Alesi is so great.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 12 Apr 2010, 21:47

HWNSNBM knows the loch ness monster's middle name

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 Apr 2010, 21:50

HWNSNBM wasn't offered a string of hip, modern, indie films. Honest.

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 12 Apr 2010, 21:57

HWNSNBM will race in Korea this season

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 13 Apr 2010, 00:35

P_Friesacher wrote:HWNSNBM will race in Korea this season

HWNSNBM will race for USF1 this season, and win every race, even the ones that are already over

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 Apr 2010, 10:04

WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM knows the loch ness monster's middle name

Loch Ness Monster? His/her middle name? Well, that would be Ness then, wouldn't it? But HWNSNBM does know Winnie THE Pooh's middle name...