ROTR:
1. Red Bull: Double retirement in the first couple of laps= slam-dunk reject of the race
2. Williams: Somehow even worse than in Melbourne, and the only pointless team (in more ways than one) after Bahrain.
DHM:
Sainz: PNowhere
Whoever operates the release button for the Ferrari pitcrew: Obvious reasons...
Grosjean: Shades of de Cesaris on Caffi in 1990
Hartley: Wasted points scoring opportunity with silly errors lining up on the grid
UPDATE: Ignore my opinions, read Biscione's post below

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