The wonderful world of shoe spam!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 13 Mar 2010, 22:29

thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.

He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 13 Mar 2010, 22:42

shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.

He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.

I'm the ruthless Sheriff on Nottingham. And I have a sock in my head.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 Mar 2010, 01:45

CarlosFerreira wrote:
shinji wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Understood, but still... Sherwood Ripley? Even you can't disagree as to the awesomeness of that name.

He's the Considerate Ferret, nobody has as awesome a name as he.

I'm the ruthless Sheriff on Nottingham. And I have a sock in my head.

Oh Rotty...

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:19

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:29

wodka

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:36

Trastui Stavaritch, Njet bonimaju Paruska.
Idina Hui... sukapliet!

(The extent of my russian!)

f1-gast · Post by **f1-gast** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:38

I wanna make luv with you all night long

Post by **Nuppiz** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:41

f1-gast wrote:wodka

Da, spasiba.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 16 Mar 2010, 21:42

Comrades?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 16 Mar 2010, 22:00

Vitalij Petrov - the extent of my Russian.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 16 Mar 2010, 22:28

na zdorovje!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 16 Mar 2010, 22:36

MEERKATS

The extent of my russian.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Mar 2010, 08:11

trotziptods wrote:elvis stojko sexy
men in pantyhose sex

What did we do to deserve either of these?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Mar 2010, 14:53

thehemogoblin wrote:
trotziptods wrote:elvis stojko sexy
men in pantyhose sex

What did we do to deserve either of these?

Perhaps I should stop infuriating divinities with my silly and stupid jokes no-one cares about. Seriously.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 17 Mar 2010, 20:44

Phoenix wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
trotziptods wrote:elvis stojko sexy
men in pantyhose sex

What did we do to deserve either of these?

Perhaps I should stop infuriating divinities with my silly and stupid jokes no-one cares about. Seriously.

I happen to find you amusing.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Mar 2010, 21:51

Well, I don't know how much of a good notice your revelation is considering we have a war opened as to see who's the unfunniest member of the forum...

muttley · Post by **muttley** » 19 Mar 2010, 08:54

OMG! I cannot stand another Hurricane Season Movie! "A perfect storm", "Twister" and "Monsoon Wedding" are enough for me. :mrgreen:

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 19 Mar 2010, 20:01

Phoenix wrote:Well, I don't know how much of a good notice your revelation is considering we have a war opened as to see who's the unfunniest member of the forum...

I suppose I can declare war too. At least we don't have to worry about alliances since its an every-man-for-himself battle.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Mar 2010, 21:37

Maybe I should say I try to be funny being unfunny. That doesn't go against the rules, right?

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 19 Mar 2010, 21:59

Phoenix wrote:Maybe I should say I try to be funny being unfunny. That doesn't go against the rules, right?

Don't think so. But it would improve your unfunniness-rating, were you actually unfunny. Which, bad news, I don't hink you are.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 20 Mar 2010, 01:15

THE GOVERNMENT ARE ON ANTI-DEPRESSANTS! WE ARE ALL SCREWED!!!!

coops · Post by **coops** » 20 Mar 2010, 07:52

Isnt this a song by Oasis?

Post by **Nuppiz** » 23 Mar 2010, 16:18

dalkObelladeW wrote:See you later

I don't think we will.

mediocre · Post by **mediocre** » 23 Mar 2010, 17:18

I'd actually like to meet a spam bot once.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 23 Mar 2010, 18:34

dalkObelladeW wrote:retina alcohol by i

I don't think you're supposed to put that stuff there...wouldn't it make you blind?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Mar 2010, 19:42

How polite! He has welcomed us to his drugstore, and he will see us later.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Mar 2010, 23:10

SPAMMER! Prepare to duck the papayas!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 24 Mar 2010, 00:14

baddriving50 · Post by **baddriving50** » 24 Mar 2010, 02:22

Hesssnalaytus wrote:Excuse me for choosing "The Paul Stoddart Memorial Forum"

Denied.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 24 Mar 2010, 08:31

wanted to trade prozac for valium

Maybe you should go to your GP instead of posting on the internet.

Just saying.

Also, "blahblahblah LUXEMBOURG blahblahblah TEXAS". And the whole "valium dosages for canines" thing - how many people have depressed dogs?!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Mar 2010, 17:52

RAK wrote:
wanted to trade prozac for valium

Maybe you should go to your GP instead of posting on the internet.

Just saying.

Also, "blahblahblah LUXEMBOURG blahblahblah TEXAS". And the whole "valium dosages for canines" thing - how many people have depressed dogs?!

My neighbour-no joke, it's really annoying.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 25 Mar 2010, 15:46

Use a Herd of rampant Wildebeast. If that fails try system restore.

baddriving50 · Post by **baddriving50** » 26 Mar 2010, 07:59

Dordhs wrote:the software you are installingfor this hardware ACPI uniprocessor PC has not not passed the window logo testing to verify its compatibility windows XP continuing your installation of this software may impair or destabilize the correct operation of your system ether immediately or in the future. Microsoft strongly recommends that you stop this installation now and contact the hardware vendor for software that has passed the windows logo testing thats what it tells me i started to do system restore when my P.C started crashing like a week ago and this is the 2nd time i do system restore today cause my P.C crashes .. can any one help me out what do i have to do or download anything ? i have norton 05' scanned my system for virus and notting pops up i really need help can some one help me out please ????????????

Buy a Mac.

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 26 Mar 2010, 08:49

baddriving50 wrote:
Dordhs wrote:the software you are installingfor this hardware ACPI uniprocessor PC has not not passed the window logo testing to verify its compatibility windows XP continuing your installation of this software may impair or destabilize the correct operation of your system ether immediately or in the future. Microsoft strongly recommends that you stop this installation now and contact the hardware vendor for software that has passed the windows logo testing thats what it tells me i started to do system restore when my P.C started crashing like a week ago and this is the 2nd time i do system restore today cause my P.C crashes .. can any one help me out what do i have to do or download anything ? i have norton 05' scanned my system for virus and notting pops up i really need help can some one help me out please ????????????

Buy a Mac.

On other thoughts, since he's advertising phone unlocking for that utter turd that is the iPhone (don't argue the point with me unless you want 8,000 words of unadulterated rant dropped on your head), perhaps he shouldn't buy a Mac, as that would be too easy for him. The appropriate computer for him would be a Sinclair ZX80, in order to keep him off the interwebs.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 26 Mar 2010, 10:02

RAK wrote: The appropriate computer for him would be a Sinclair ZX80, in order to keep him off the interwebs.

Why not go the whole hog and give him an old fashioned typewriter?

Or, even better, crayons and a colouring book?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 26 Mar 2010, 10:16

Tartdha wrote:move/rename 2) delete 3) move to chest 4) repair what action should i take to remove that virus

This is how to remove all worms:

And a long worm you say (in thread title)? No problem for this bird:

mediocre · Post by **mediocre** » 27 Mar 2010, 19:37

With Mastercard Lola? :shock:

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 27 Mar 2010, 20:42

This may tie in with their Mens Health sponsorship...

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 27 Mar 2010, 22:37

mediocre wrote:With Mastercard Lola?

Even Levitra couldn't get MasterCard Lola up... to the grid.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 28 Mar 2010, 04:06

thehemogoblin wrote:
mediocre wrote:With Mastercard Lola?

Even Levitra couldn't get MasterCard Lola up... to the grid.

But they did go down... the timing sheet.