2021 Brazilian Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions!

[Rob Dylan]

Super Happy Monday everyone! This time I'm doing it early so that I don't forget I'll count up the US Grand Prix results asap, I've just been very busy on my end. Without further ado, let's get predicting. Here is your blank slate:


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SPR1:
SPR2:
SPR3:

Fastest lap:
First retirement:
ROTR:
IIDOTR:
DBTMOTR:
MLP:
HFB:

There is always a point for the funniest race title you can come up with. The Minor League Premiership for this round contains Nikita Mazepin, Mick Schumacher, Yuki Tsunoda. You can also use double points at any time you like



My predictions will be.... hmmm....

1. Lewis Hamilton
2. Valtteri Bottas
3. Sergio Pérez
4. Charles Leclerc
5. Pierre Gasly
6. Lando Norris
7. Daniel Ricciardo
8. Fernando Alonso
9. Lance Stroll
10. Yuki Tsunoda

SPR1: Max Verstappen
SPR2: Sergio Pérez
SPR3: Carlos Sainz Jr.

Fastest lap: Max Verstappen
First retirement: Sebastian Vettel (silly first corner incident with......... Ocon?)
ROTR: Max Verstappen's engine (it does a Massa 08 Hungary)
IIDOTR: Fernando Alonso (finishes 8th despite getting hit by everybody and losing half the car)
DBTMOTR: Max Verstappen
MLP: Yuki Tsunoda
HFB: 4 laps


Good luck everyone

[UncreativeUsername37]

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Pérez
4. Bottas
5. Leclerc
6. Norris
7. Sainz
8. Gasly
9. Ricciardo
10. Vettel

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Pérez

Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Tsunoda
ROTR: Runoff area
IIDOTR: Vettel
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2

[CaptainGetz12]

2021 Boro's Clown Show Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Perez
5. Norris
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz
8. Gasly
9. Raikkonen
10. Ricciardo

SPR1: Hamilton
SPR2: Verstappen
SPR3: Perez

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Giovinazzi
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Giovinazzi
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2 Laps

[Batty]

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Perez
5. Leclerc
6. Sainz
7. Gasly
8. Norris
9. Stroll
10. Alonso

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Perez

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Latifi
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Stroll
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2

[dr-baker]

2021 Racing at altitude part 2


1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Bottas
5. Leclerc
6. Sainz
7. Norris
8. Gasly
9. Tsunoda
10. Ricciardo

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Perez

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Schumacher
ROTR: the sprint race format
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Raikkonen
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3 laps

[pi314159]

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Perez
4. Bottas
5. Sainz
6. Leclerc
7. Norris
8. Gasly
9. Ricciardo
10. Alonso

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Perez

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Giovinazzi
ROTR: Schumacher
IIDOTR: Sainz
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2 Laps

[IceG]

2021 Prefecture of Saint Paul Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Verstappen
3. Perez
4. Bottas
5. Leclerc
6. Sainz
7. Norris
8. Gasly
9. Vettel
10. Raikkonen

SPR1: Bottas
SPR2: Perez
SPR3: Norris

Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Mazepin for causing a massive pile-up on the first corner at the start
IIDOTR: Raikkonen
DBTMOTR: Stroll
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3 laps

[Fetzie]

The Grand Prix where the grassy bits are always well-trimmed

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Norris
5. Perez
6. Ricciardo
7. Leclerc
8. Sainz Jr
9. Alonso
10. Gasly

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Bottas

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement:
ROTR: FIA global feed/TV director
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: +3

[mario]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Hamilton
4. Bottas
5. Gasly
6. Norris
7. Leclerc
8. Sainz Jr
9. Alonso
10. Vettel

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Perez
SPR3: Hamilton

Fastest lap: Bottas
First retirement: Ocon
ROTR: Ocon
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Ocon
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3

[RAK]

2021 "The Last Gasp of Proper Race Circuits" Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Hamilton
3) Bottas
4) Perez
5) Gasly
6) Leclerc
7) Sainz
8) Ricciardo
9) Alonso
10) Norris

SR1: Hamilton
SR2: Verstappen
SR3: Bottas

Fastest Lap: Hamilton
First Retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Russell
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Ocon
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3 laps

[Enforcer]

2021 Burn the Rainforests Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Hamilton
3. Bottas
4. Perez
5. Gasly
6. Norris
7. Leclerc
8. Sainz
9. Ricciardo
10. Alonso

SPR1: Hamilton
SPR2: Verstappen
SPR3: Bottas

Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Giovanazzi
ROTR: Aston Martin
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2

[tommykl]

2021 This Title Is Going Down To The Last Race No Matter The Cost Grand Prix

1. Hamilton
2. Verstappen
3. Bottas
4. Pérez
5. Gasly
6. Norris
7. Leclerc
8. Sainz Jr
9. Stroll
10. Ocon

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Pérez
SPR3: Hamilton

Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Alonso
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: Stroll
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3

[Ducktanian]

1. Hamilton
2. Verstappen
3. Bottas
4. Perez
5. Norris
6. Leclerc
7. Gasly
8. Sainz Jr.
9. Alonso
10. Ricciardo

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Hamilton
SPR3: Bottas

Fastest lap: Hamilton
First retirement: Mazepin
ROTR: Aston Martin
IIDOTR: Norris
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 3 Laps

[Klon]

2021 Give me the bonus points or I will punch you Grand Prix

1. Bottas
2. Verstappen
3. Pérez
4. Leclerc
5. Hamilton
6. Gasly
7. Sainz
8. Ricciardo
9. Ocon
10. Norris

SPR1: Bottas
SPR2: Pérez
SPR3: Leclerc

Fastest lap: Verstappen
First retirement: Vettel
ROTR: Tsunoda
IIDOTR: Ocon
DBTMOTR: Tsunoda
MLP: Schumacher
HFB: 2

[Londoner]

2021 Billy Bolsonaro, he's got bullshit for brains Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Sainz
4. Norris
5. Hamilton
6. Gasly
7. Stroll
8. Ricciardo
9. Bottas
10. Alonso

SPR1: Verstappen
SPR2: Pérez
SPR3: Bottas

Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Giovinazzi
ROTR: Mercedes
IIDOTR: Stroll
DBTMOTR: Vettel
MLP: Tsunoda
HFB: 2

[Aislabie]

At work so can't think about my predictions for this Grand Prix

SPRINT
1 - Ver
2 - Bot
3 - Per

GP
1 - Ver
2 - Ham
3 - Per
4 - Bot
5 - Gas
6 - Sai
7 - Lec
8 - Nor
9 - Ric
10 - Alo

FLap - Ver
Retired - Gio

ROTR - Gio
IIDOTR - Ham
DBTMOTR - Gio
MLP - Tsu
HFB - +2

[Hermann95]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Hamilton
4. Bottas
5. Gasly
6. Leclerc
7. Sainz Jr
8. Norris
9. Alonso
10. Vettel

SPR1: Hamilton
SPR2: Verstappen
SPR3: Bottas

Fastest lap: Perez
First retirement: Tsunoda
ROTR: Stewards
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Ocon
MLP: Schumacher
HFB: 1

[Frogfoot9013]

Idc if this is late
Grande Premio do Aryton Senna do Brasil
1. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
2. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
3. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
4. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
5. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
6. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
7. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
8. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
9. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
10. ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL

SPR1: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
SPR2: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
SPR3: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL

Fastest lap: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
First retirement: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
ROTR: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
IIDOTR: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
DBTMOTR: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
MLP: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL
HFB: ARYTON SENNA DO BRASIL

[Rob Dylan]

And the results are in! It turns out that 2021 is a championship that nobody wants! When it came to the front-runners, almost none of them were in our top-scoring positions in the results table after Brazil. Furthermore, some of the folks who hadn't previously been championship contenders have slipped (back) into the fray with three rounds to spare! Let's have a look at the results:


Results
1. IceG 23
- Ducktanian 23
3. tommykl 22
4. Klon 19**
5. Batty 18
6. RAK 18
7. Enforcer 17
8. Aislabie 17
9. CaptainGetz12 15
10. Fetzie 15
11. Rob Dylan 14
12. Londoner 13
13. UncreativeUsername37 12
14. dr-baker 12
15. pi314159 12
16. mario 12
17. Hermann95 11*
18. Frogfoot9013 0*

*late so lost sprint points
**funniest alternative race title


That's right, it's a tie for first right now, with Aislabie taking the championship lead on countback (his 44 point haul at Spain doing the trick)! dr-baker remains close, and convicted cheater Ducktanian is back in the hunt after an excellent score and joint win with IceG. This marks IceG's second win this season, and one wonders how well they would do if they had taken part in more races! Let's look at the overall standings:


Standings
1. Aislabie 289.5
2. mario 289.5
3. dr-baker 283.5
4. Ducktanian 282
5. CaptainGetz12 281
6. Enforcer 280.5
7. Fetzie 277
8. RAK 276
9. UncreativeUsername37 265.5
10. Londoner 260.5
11. tommykl 260
12. Hermann95 250.5
13. pi314159 233.5
14. Klon 232.5
15. Bleu 226.5
16. Aerond 218
17. Batty 212.5
18. Rob Dylan 208
19. Miguel98 202.5
20. IceG 183.5
21. Frogfoot9013 168.25
22. yannicksamlad 144
---MATHEMATICALLY UNABLE TO WIN PAST THIS POINT---
23. tBone 128
24. CarloSpace 110.5
25. You-Gee-Eee-Day 103
26. Pacific Edge 83
27. This Could Be You 60
28. takagi_for_the_win 45
29. WaffleCat 26
30. rachel1990 26
31. noiceinmydrink 23
32. Freeze-O-Kimi 17
33. Pilot 16
34. Gertrand Bachot 11
35. dj_vicious 9
36. Pieman 8
37. Spooder918 7

Three races to go, and nothing in it. See you in Qatar

[dr-baker]

Always the best man and never the groom...