2024 Japanese Grand Prix - Predicament Predictions

[Batty]

And now we go to Japan and this time in April!



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[Rob Dylan]

The 2024 Japanese "and Most Surprising Ferrari 1-2 since the previous Grand Prix" Grand Prix

1. Charles Leclerc
2. Carlos Sainz Jr.
3. Max Verstappen
4. Fernando Alonso
5. Lando Norris
6. Oscar Piastri
7. George Russell
8. Lance Stroll
9. Sergio Perez (loses a large chunk of his front wing on the first lap)
10. Lewis Hamilton

Pole: Charles Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Nico Hulkenberg (and it's going to be really embarrassing)
ROTR: McLaren (they spend half the race bickering over the radio and allow both Verstappen and Alonso to get by them and take an easy podium off them)
IIDOTR: Ferrari leading both championships after a whole four races
DBTMOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
LP: Alex Albon
FTP: Kevin Magnussen
YF: Sergio Perez
Worst Team: Williams

[rachel1990]

2024 Time for Max to destroy any hope that f1 had left Gp

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Lando Norris
4. Carlos Sainz
5. Charles Leclerc
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Lewis Hamilton
8. Fernando Alonso
9. George Russell
10. Nico Hulkenberg

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR Lance Stroll
IIDOTR: Nico Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: K-mag
LP: Estaban Ocon
FTP: Alex Albon
YF: Lance Stroll
Worst Team: Alpine

[dr-baker]

Japanese Grand Prix? Must be near the end of the season already. Thank goodness for that!

Eh, what? It’s April? It’s the 4th round of the season? Oh bathplug.

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1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Perez
4. Sainz
5. Russell
6. Hamilton
7. Alonso
8. Piastri
9. Stroll
10. Norris
Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Magnussen
ROTR: the weather
IIDOTR: Albon
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Ocon
FTP: Stroll
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Alpine

[Row Man Gross-Gene]

2024 Formula Nippon 1.5
1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Sainz
4. Perez
5. Norris
6. Piastri
7. Hamilton
8. Alonso
9. Russell
10. Magnussen
Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Sainz
First Retirement: Hulkenberg
ROTR: Stroll
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Sergeant
FTP: Bottas
YF: Albon
Worst Team: Alpine

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

2024 Nippy in Nippon Grand Prix

1.Verstappen
2.Sainz
3.Perez
4.Leclerc
5.Norris
6.Piastri
7.Russell
8.Magnussen
9.Tsunoda
10.Zhou

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Sainz
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Bottas
LP: Ocon
FTP: Stroll
YF: Stroll
Worst Team: Alpine

[Forti]

And once again, Carlos Sainz was the only one in the way of Max's perfect record
1. (du du du du) MAX VERSTAPPEN
2. S Perez
3. G Russell
4. C Sainz
5. C Leclerc
6. L Hamilton
7. O Piastri
8. L Norris
9. Y Tsunoda
10. A Albon
Pole: M Verstappen
Fastest Lap: M Verstappen
First Retirement: P Gasly
ROTR: Aston Martin
IIDOTR: G Russell
DBTMOTR: D Ricciardo
LP: Zhou G
FTP: A Albon
YF: P Gasly
Worst Team: Sauber

[noiceinmydrink]

Happy Let's Go! Japanese Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Tsunoda
3. Sainz
4. Perez
5. Hamilton
6. Russell
7. Bottas
8. Stroll
9. Piastri
10. Alonso
Pole: Sainz
Fastest Lap: Tsunoda
First Retirement: Leclerc
ROTR: Whoever Leclerc wronged in a prior life
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Zhou
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Zhou
YF: Leclerc
Worst Team: Williams

[RAK]

2024 Raining in the Land of the Rising Sun Grand Prix

1) Verstappen
2) Perez
3) Sainz
4) Hamilton
5) Leclerc
6) Russell
7) Piastri
8) Alonso
9) Norris
10) Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Haas
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Leclerc
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Haas

[mario]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Alonso
6. Russell
7. Hamilton
8. Norris
9. Piastri
10. Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Gasly
ROTR: Ricciardo
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Bottas
YF: None
Worst Team: Williams

[IceG]

The 2024 Japanese "Total guesswork after the rained off 2nd practice" F1 Grand Prix

1. Verstappen
2. Sainz
3. Perez
4. Leclerc
5. Russell
6. Hamilton
7. Norris
8. Piastri
9. Alonso
10. Tsunoda

Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Sargeant (actually got lost in the pit lane!)
ROTR: Williams
IIDOTR: None
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Zhao
FTP: Zhao
YF: Bottas
Worst Team: Sauber

[Batty]

1. Verstappen
2. Perez
3. Leclerc
4. Sainz
5. Norris
6. Russell
7. Piastri
8. Hamilton
9. Stroll
10. Alonso
Pole: Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Bottas
ROTR: Russell
IIDOTR: Zhou
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Albon
FTP: Norris
YF: Ricciardo
Worst Team: Kick Sauber

[Alextrax52]

2024 Japan feels better in April than September GP

1 Verstappen
2: Perez
3: Sainz
4: Norris
5: Hamilton
6: Leclerc
7: Alonso
8: Piastri
9: Tsunoda
10: Albon

Pole: N/A
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Russell
ROTR: Russell
IIDOTR: Tsunoda
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Hulkenberg
YF: Russell
Worst Team: Sauber

[You-Gee-Eee-Day]

1. Yuji Ide
2. Pastry
3. Mekshch
4. Perzsonal space
5. Norisk
6. Tsuno dan later
7. Alonslow
8. The Hulk
9. Gaspedal
10. Bottaassss
Pole: Too late
Fastest Lap: Mesxkhs
First Retirement: Lewis
ROTR: Lewis
IIDOTR: Yuji Ide
DBTMOTR: Stroll
Worst Team: Merchendese
Funniest Alternative Title: Holy **** It's Yuji Ide jesus run for your lives



Somehow... Yuji Ide returned.

[Jarvis]

1. Max Verstappen
2. Sergio Perez
3. Carlos Sainz
4. Lando Norris
5. Charles Leclerc
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Fernando Alonso
8. Lewis Hamilton
9. George Russell
10. Yuki Tsunoda

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR Lance Stroll
IIDOTR: Nico Hulkenberg
DBTMOTR: Daniel Ricciardo
LP: Logan Sargeant
FTP: Nico Hulkenberg
YF: Lance Stroll
Worst Team: Sauber