Alt Horse. The "Better" Horses Racing Game.

[Shadaza]

The only thing alternative, is the horses



Have you ever thought, "Man I wish horses had freakily elongated limbs and sometimes more legs?" Then, friend, this is the place for you.

Welcome to the world of Better Horses. Where you can create, race, trade, and bet on your creations.

You will take on the role of stable owner. Where you will be given a starting budget of 100 Neigh Coins (NC)


Here is a basic price list before we start racing.

1: A new race horse - 20 NC
2: A flat terrain training course - 50 NC (You choose a distance between 50 and 450 spagoos.)
3: A bumpy terrain training course - 50 NC (You choose a distance between 50 and 450 spagoos.)

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Horses are generated by giving them names, as the random generation seed is tied to the "beast" name.
Training courses allow you to race your horses to see which ones are most fit for official races, but you don't have to buy them you can always enter untested horses into official races, what could go wrong?

Don't like the horse you generated, you could always try and sell it off for cheap to other players. There will also be betting based on horse form. Various distances, terrains and "surprises" await.

Tell me, are you horse?


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Stables and Horses:

Forti - Horsing R&D
450 Spagoo bumpy terrain facility. (Named?)

Horse 1: Little Fly
Horse 2: THWNSNBM
Horse 3: I missed the part where that's my problem

Budget Remaining: 15 NC

dr-baker - Foxdale Equus Equipe
100 Spagoo flat facility. (Named?)

Horse 1: Bed Bum
Horse 2: Back to Black Beauty

Budget Remaining: 30 NC

Kinni - Evolution


Horse 1: The Game
Horse 2: Rosemary's Baby
Horse 3: \O/
Horse 4: Nature Boy

Budget Remaining: 30 NC

Frentzen127 - Casa Toro

Horse 1: Es mujeriego
Horse 2: Atila el Hun
Horse 3: Babieca
Horse 4: Azabache

Budget Remaining: 40 NC

Frogfoot9013 - Transport man with van Castletown

Horses:
1. Shergar II
2. Hitting on 20
3. I have to see a man about a dog
4. What are your thoughts on incorporating value engineering in the construction process?
5. These hands built America

Budget Remaining 0:

Nessafox - Trojan–Tauranac Racing Horses

Horses:
1: African Swallow
2: Hoarse
3: Did someone say SWIFTWIND?

Budget remaining: 40 NC
Aislabie - The Strong And

1: 12th Street
2: René Arnoux The Horse
3: September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget

Extra: Has loan agreement with Horsing R&D and Foxdale to share facilities.
Budget: 15 NC

Nuppiz -Old Memes Horsing Around
288 Spagoo bumpy facility called "The Information highway."

1: Leroy Jenkins
2: Numa Numa Guy
Budget: 10 NC

Ciaran - Galway Tent Racing
350 Spagoo flat course. (Name?)

Horse 1 Name: Gordon Elliott Furniture
Horse 2 Name: Horsin' Around
Budget: 10 NC

Pinkd56 - Nightmare Mares

Hore 1: Dogs Are In The Enclosed Pool Area

Budget: 80 NC

TCBY - Horses of Really Strange, Extreme Shapes
Horse 1: Ellen Whitaker's Horse Life (Nintendo DS, 2008)
Horse 2: Colours and shapes may vary, each horse sold separately
Horse 3: honse

Budget: 20 NC

[Shadaza]

Sign Up form:

Username:
Stable name:

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1:
2:
3:
4:
5:

[Forti]

Username: Forti
Stable name: Horsing R&D

Horse Names.
1: Little Fly (yes, as in the Robot Wars competitor. They said it was named after their horse!)
2: THWNSNBM (the horse whose name... you know the rest)
Some say that THWNSNBM's real name is... REDACTED Colt Baumgartner

Also buying a bumpy training (450) course

[dr-baker]

Let's give this a go.

Username: dr-baker
Stable name: Foxdale Equus Equipe (FEE)

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: Bed Bum
2: Back To Black Beauty

And Flat Training (100 Spagoos) for either or both hordes.

[Kinnikuniverse]

Username: Kinni

Stable name: Evolution

Horse 1: The Game
Horse 2: Rosemary's Baby
Horse 3: \O/
Horse 4: Nature Boy

[Frentzen127]

Username: Frentzen127
Stable name: Casa Toro

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: Es mujeriego
2: Atila el Huno
3: Babieca
4: Azabache

One bumpy 300 spagoo training course

[Frogfoot9013]

Username: Frogfoot9013
Stable: Transport man with van Castletown

Horses:
1. Shergar II
2. Hitting on 20
3. I have to see a man about a dog
4. What are your thoughts on incorporating value engineering in the construction process?
5. These hands built America

[Shadaza]

At the Horsing R+D facility, they have an enormous bumpy terrain course that is brutal for all comers!
Little Fly, a short-legged runner is consistent but struggles with the larger bumps.

THWNSNBM though is yet to finish the course, the bambi-like creature spends more time on its back than on its 6 legs.


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Meanwhile, at Foxdale the horses are training on a small flat course.

After multiple runnings, it is unclear which is the better horse.

Bed Bum is small and shuffles seal-like so has great consistency if not pace.

Whilst Back to Black Beauty is full of energy and the 8-legged beast either bursts out in force or ends up skidding on the spot with little forward progress.

[Nessafox]

Sign Up form: Yes

Username: Nessafox
Stable name: Trojan–Tauranac Racing Horses

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: African Swallow
2: Hoarse
3: Did someone say SWIFTWIND?

[Aislabie]

Username: Aislabie
Stable name: The Strong And

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: 12th Street
2: René Arnoux The Horse
3: September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget
4. XL Bully

At this time, we will be retaining our budget in case we choose to spend it on goods and services.

We have reached an arrangement with Horsing R&D to share their bumpy training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

We have also reached an arrangement with Foxdale to share their flat training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

[Forti]

With the cashflow from the races and lending the training course, Horsing R&D announces the latest member of its ranks:
I missed the part where that's my problem, the stable's newest horse.
(-20 NC)

[Nuppiz]

Username: Nuppiz
Stable name: Old Memes Horsing Around

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: Leroy Jenkins
2: Numa Numa Guy

We will also build a 288 Spagoo bumpy facility called The Information Highway

[dr-baker]

We would also like to approach Foxdale for an arrangement to share your flat training course facilities; in return, we will pay you 20NC.

Yeah, why not?

[Ciaran]

Username: Ciaran
Stable Name: Galway Tent Racing
Horse 1 Name: Gordon Elliott Furniture
Horse 2 Name: Horsin' Around

I'd also like to set up a 350 spagoo flat course.

[Aislabie]

Username: Aislabie
Stable name: The Strong And

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: 12th Street
2: René Arnoux The Horse
3: September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget

At this time, we will be retaining our budget in case we choose to spend it on goods and services.

We have reached an arrangement with Horsing R&D to share their bumpy training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

We have also reached an arrangement with Foxdale to share their flat training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

I have edited my entry post to reflect the arrangement with Foxdale and my acquisition of a third horse.

[Shadaza]

The season begins with the Rookie Horse Tryouts.

All horses are entered free of charge and have a low-pressure environment on a short flat course.

The horses were grouped into heats of 6 via random draw, with the top 2 of each advancing to a small cash placement final.


Heat 1

Shergar II exploded out the blocks to take a dominant victor, Little Fly is a consistent shuffler and wormed through a narrow 2nd place ahead of the two foxdale entries who narrowly miss out on the final.

1.Shergar II
2.Little Fly
3.Bed Bum
4.Back to Black Beauty
5.Rosemary's Baby
6. Es Mujeriego

Heat 2

An equally dominant race, though not so much from Nature Boy's speed but more that all the other horses behind fell into difficulty and made little to no forward progress. THWNSNBM was given the nod for 2nd for their enlarged frame being closer to the line.

1.Nature Boy
2.THWNSNBM
3.I have to see a man about a dog
4.Babieca
5.\O/
6.These hands built America


Heat 3

The large beasts of Atila el Huno and Azabache did Casa Toro proud with a near photo finish, with Hitting on a 20 running them close.
The Game bolted at great speed in the wrong direction and vanished beyond the bounds of the stadium, it is unknown if the beast has been recovered or is still at large.

1.Atila el Huno
2.Azabache
3.Hitting on a 20
4.What are your thoughts on incorporating value engineering in the construction process?
5.Honse (Wildcard entry, unincorporated)
6.The Game



This leads to the final. With 20 Neigh Coins for the winner, 10 for second place and 5 for third.

It's victory for Casa Toro! Azabache! The horse is large and steady, which is good enough for this years rookie class victory!

Nature boy was the closest challenger. previous heat winners Atila el Hun and Shergar II were not quite in the same 'form' as the first race and struggled. So Little Fly did their thing and placed 3rd.

1. Azabache - Casa Toro (20 NC)
2. Nature Boy - Evolution (10 NC)
3. Little Fly - Horsing R&D (5 NC)

4. Shergar II
5. THWNSNBM
6. Atila el Hun

[Shadaza]

Budgets and stables all updated. There will be a 2nd rookie race due to increased demand, open again to all unraced horses.

Username: Aislabie
Stable name: The Strong And

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: 12th Street
2: René Arnoux The Horse
3: September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget

At this time, we will be retaining our budget in case we choose to spend it on goods and services.

We have reached an arrangement with Horsing R&D to share their bumpy training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

We have also reached an arrangement with Foxdale to share their flat training course in return for a payment of 20NC.

Accepted. Testing on both courses shows much promise from "12th street." Who has great powerful back legs and plenty of weight pushing them forward, sometimes takes a while to get going though.

"René Arnoux the Horse" is very short and struggles with terrain, but can challenge 12th street on the flats.

"September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget" Is probably about as well recieved as their namesake, but maybe if we give them a month or so they will improve.


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Username: Nuppiz
Stable name: Old Memes Horsing Around

Horse Names. (20 Neigh Coins a Horse)

1: Leroy Jenkins
2: Numa Numa Guy

We will also build a 288 Spagoo bumpy facility called The Information Highway

Testing at the Information Highway shows "Numa Numa Guy" being the faster more spectacular horse. Possibly the most explosive power in the series but has difficulty pointing it always in the right direction.

Leroy Jenkins doesn't fall over, but that's about all the good that can be said about this 6 legged horse that struggles for traction.

Username: Ciaran
Stable Name: Galway Tent Racing
Horse 1 Name: Gordon Elliott Furniture
Horse 2 Name: Horsin' Around

I'd also like to set up a 350 spagoo flat course.

Testing on your course shows promise from "Horsin' Around". A quick consistent runner that won all 5 test bouts against "Gordon Elliott Furniture" who is both slower and less steady on it's many feet. But at least Gordon can finish most of the time.

[Pinkd56]

Stable Name: Nightmare Mares:
Horse 1: Dogs Are In The Enclosed Pool Area

[Aislabie]

Username: Aislabie
Stable name: The Strong And

4. XL Bully

Following our very successful race meeting, The Strong And stable will be adding a fourth horse to our ranks: welcome, XL Bully

[Forti]

Horsing R&D's Pista di FioraNot 450 spagoo bumpy training course can be lent out to any interested stables for the astonishingly low price of 25 NC.

[This Could Be You]

Username: TCBY
Stable Name: Horses of Really Strange, Extreme Shapes (HORSES)
Horse 1: Ellen Whitaker's Horse Life (Nintendo DS, 2008)
Horse 2: Colours and shapes may vary, each horse sold separately
Horse 3: honse

[Shadaza]

12 new horses took to the field for the second rookie class test races. Top 3 in each of the two heats advances to the final.

Heat one:

René Arnoux The Horse
September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget
Gordon Elliott Furniture
I missed the part where that's my problem
Did someone say SWIFTWIND?
Numa Numa Guy

Swiftwind had a great start, but ended up baulking and catapulting itself backwards into the giant frame of Numa Numa Guy. Leaving Rene Arnoux to cruise to an easy victory by some distance. Mini Budget and GEF got the nod due to the distance travelled.



Heat two:

Horsin' Around
12th Street
African Swallow
Hoarse
Leroy Jenkins
Dogs Are In The Enclosed Pool Area

Horsin' Around led home 12th Street in a clean race at the front. Chaos in the back with the other horses in all sorts of peril. African Swallow lucky to advance.



Final:

Horsin' Around
12th Street
René Arnoux The Horse
African Swallow
September 2022 United Kingdom Mini Budget
Gordon Elliott Furniture

"Horsin' Around" really bossed this short course, winning again. 12th Street and Rene Arnoux were in a near photo finish for 2nd, "the strong and" stable having a great debut. African Swallow had a better showing in the final but was still a clear 4th.


So the results of the rookie testing are 20NC for Galway Tent Racing and 15NC for Strong and.

[Shadaza]

Username: Aislabie
Stable name: The Strong And

4. XL Bully

Following our very successful race meeting, The Strong And stable will be adding a fourth horse to our ranks: welcome, XL Bully

By my maths, you are 5NC short on getting a new runner, as you were down to 0NC and earned 15NC from the rookie meet. (I apologise it took so long to reply to this)

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The first major race event of the season, the Royal 300 is open for entry. Here is how it will work:

This will be a flat course race of 300 spagoo units, slightly longer than the Rookie test course but nothing too extreme. The event will be divided between the "Cash Race(s)" and "Placement Races"

The cash race will be a sign-up event, for the cost of 5NC you may enter your horse into the cash race with the prize money from the entry fee being divided between the winners. The bigger the entry list the bigger the potential prize.

The "Placement Races" will be free entry races with no prizes for all other horses, so they may build experience and get a better racing record. You don't need to register for this race as this is automatic. (Though if you wish you can request any of your horses not to race at all).

To sign up for the Royal 300 Cash race, please request so in this thread along with your 5NC per horse payment. Sign up closes Wednesday the 8th of May 14:00 BST.

Royal 300 Cash race entry list:


Foxdale: 10 NC
Bed Bum
Back to Black Beauty

Horsing R&D: 5 NC
Little Fly

Trojan Tauranac: 15 NC
African Swallow
Hoarse
Did someone say SWIFTWIND?

HORSES: 10 NC

Ellen Whitaker's Horse Life (Nintendo DS, 2008)
Colours and shapes may vary, each horse sold separately

Old Memes:10 NC
Leroy Jenkins
Numa Numa Guy

Casa Toro: 5 NC
Atila el Hun

11 horses entered total. 55NC

[dr-baker]

Foxdale Equus Equipe would like to enter both Bed Bum and Back To Black Beauty into the Royal 300 Cash race please. Someone is taking them aside to explain however that the 300 refers to the race distance and not the actual cash prize…

[Forti]

Horsing R&D's plan for the 300:
5 NC will be paid to enter Little Fly in the Cash Race

[Nessafox]

Trojan-Tauranac Racing Horses will enter all their horses.

This is totally not a ploy to hinder other competitors.

[This Could Be You]

HORSES will enter Ellen Whitaker's Horse Life (Nintendo DS, 2008) and Colours and shapes may vary, each horse sold separately into the Royal 300

[Nuppiz]

Old Memes Horsing Around will enter both horses for the cash race.

[Kinnikuniverse]

Evolution will enter Nature Boy in the race, with the Game, Rosemary's Baby and \O/ entering the free race for practice

[Aislabie]

The Strong And stable will enter all three of our horses to the cash race, if we're not too late