2024 Monaco Grand Prix Predicament Predictions

[dr-baker]

Well, I believe that it's the Indianapolis 500 Mile Sweepstakes this weekend. But this is not the predictions for that. There's also a Formula E double header in Shanghai this weekend. But we don't do predictions for that. And there's 3 BTCC races from Snetterton this weekend. And guess what? We're not predicting those race results either.

Here's the template for the race with the smallest grid of the weekend from the smallest country holding a race this weekend.

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IIDOTR:
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YF:
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Funniest Alternative Title:

[rachel1990]

2024 let's have a Vatican city gp just to say it's smaller than monaco gp

1. Max Verstappen
2. Lando Norris
3. Charles Leclerc
4. Sergio Perez
5. Carlos Sainz
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Fernando Alonso
8. George Russell
9. Lewis Hamilton
10. Yuki Tsunoda
Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: Lance Stroll
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: no-one
DBTMOTR: Logan Sargeant
LP: Pierre Gasly
FTP: Estaban Ocon
YF: None.
Worst Team: Alpine

[sswishbone]

The "who parked in LeCkerc's spot?" GP

1. Norris
2. Verstappen
3. LeClerc
4. Piastri
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Alonso
8. Russell
9. Tsunoda
10. Stroll
Pole: Norris
Fastest Lap: Perez
First Retirement: Sargent
ROTR: Race Control
IIDOTR: Nobody
DBTMOTR: Sargent
LP: Hulkenberg
FTP: Gasly
YF: Nobody
Worst Team: Alpine

[Row Man Gross-Gene]

1. Leclerc
2. Verstappen
3. Perez
4. Norris
5. Sainz
6. Piastri
7. Hamilton
8. Alonso
9. Russell
10. Tsunoda
Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Norris
First Retirement: Stroll
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Gasly
DBTMOTR: Sargeant
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Zhou
YF: Magnussen
Worst Team: Williams

[Enforcer]

2024 Boring Grand Prix That Shouldn't Exist Anymore

1. Max Verstappen
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Sergio Perez
4. Lewis Hamilton
5. Lando Norris
6. Oscar Piastri
7. Carlos Sainz
8. George Russell
9. Fernando Alonso
10. Yuki Tsunoda

Pole: Max Verstappen
Fastest Lap: Max Verstappen
First Retirement: A. Stogoe. idk, let's randomly guess Hulkenberg
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Stop awarding it.
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Sargeant
FTP: Estaban Ocon
YF: Hulkenberg
Worst Team: Williams

[IceG]

2024 Monaco F1 - "It is going to be Verstappen again isn't it" - Grand Prix?

1. Lando Norris
2. Charles Leclerc
3. Lewis Hamilton
4. Max Verstappen
5. Carlos Sainz
6. Fernando Alonso
7. Oscar Piastri
8. George Russell
9. Yuki Tsunoda
10. Alex Albon

Pole: Charles Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Yuki Tsunoda
First Retirement: Charles Leclerc
ROTR: Charles Leclerc
IIDOTR: Logan Sargeant
DBTMOTR: Lance Stroll
LP: Valterri Bottas
FTP: Sergio Perez
YF: Charles Leclerc
Worst Team: Alfa Romeo

[mario]

1. Norris
2. Leclerc
3. Verstappen
4. Piastri
5. Sainz
6. Hamilton
7. Alonso
8. Russell
9. Perez
10. Stroll

Pole: Norris
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Nobody
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Zhou
FTP: Gasly
YF: Nobody
Worst Team: Sauber

[You-Gee-Eee-Day]

Funniest Alternative Title:
AI Overview sponsored answer by Google
According to the FIA the funniest alternative title for the Monaco Grand Prix 2024 is: Charles Leclerc will be driving for Mercedes in 2025 according to the latest data. This was confirmed by Gunther Steiner the new team boss of Mercedes.

1. Meghskhx
2. Slamdo No-risk
3. Sainz
4. Pastry
5. Charles "Pole in Qualifying Stroll in Race" Leclerc
6. Russel
7. I forgot Perez exists
8. Tsunoda
9. Hulkenberg
10. Magnussen
Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Max
First Retirement: Hamilton
ROTR: Hamilton
IIDOTR: Lando
DBTMOTR: Stroll
LP: Idk what this means
FTP: Or this
YF: Or this
Worst Team: Mercedes

[Alextrax52]

2024 the Monegasque curse will lift GP

1: Leclerc
2: Verstappen
3: Hamilton
4: Sainz
5: Norris
6: Perez
7: Russell
8: Piastri
9: Tsunoda
10: Alonso

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Hamilton
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Bottas
FTP: Ocon
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

[MyHamsterRacedAnOnyx]

2024 Mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-mo-na-co--doo-doo-da-doo Grand Prix

1.Max
2.Lando
3.Sergio
4.Charles
5.Lewis
6.Carlos
7.Fernando
8.Oscar
9.Alex
10.Yuki
Pole:Max
Fastest Lap:Lando
First Retirement:George
ROTR:Lance
IIDOTR:No-one
DBTMOTR:Valtteri
LP:Valtteri
FTP:Esteban
YF:Esteban
Worst Team:Alpine

[RAK]

2024 Tunnel Vision Grand Prix

1) Leclerc
2) Verstappen
3) Hamilton
4) Norris
5) Sainz
6) Perez
7) Piastri
8) Alonso
9) Russell
10) Stroll

Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Zhou
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Russell
LP: Bottas
FTP: Alonso
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

[Batty]

1. Verstappen
2. Leclerc
3. Sainz
4. Perez
5. Norris
6. Hamilton
7. Piastri
8. Russell
9. Stroll
10. Alonso
Pole: Leclerc
Fastest Lap: Verstappen
First Retirement: None
ROTR: Alpine
IIDOTR: Magnussen
DBTMOTR: Ricciardo
LP: Gasly
FTP: Tsunoda
YF: Sargeant
Worst Team: Kick Sauber

Thanks for this doing this. I've been swamped with work and stuff

[Jarvis]

1) Leclerc
2) Piastri
3) Verstappen
4) Sainz
5) Norris
6) Russell
7) Hamilton
8) Tsunoda
9) Ricciardo
10) Perez

Pole: n/a
Fastest Lap: Leclerc
First Retirement: Sargeant
ROTR: Sauber
IIDOTR: Leclerc
DBTMOTR: Russell
LP: Bottas
FTP: Alonso
YF: Zhou
Worst Team: Sauber

[dr-baker]

Thanks for this doing this. I've been swamped with work and stuff

You’re welcome. But then I ended up being too busy myself to get my predictions in on time. Whoops.