HWNSNBM Facts

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Apr 2010, 21:14

The Village People wanted to do a song called HWNSNBM but then the guy went papaya-ballistic with them and had to change the name of the song for YMCA.
Plus, he seems to be able to get through this.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Apr 2010, 21:18

HWNSNBM will win the 1990 French Grand Prix next year, at the Birmingham Superprix circuit. Somehow.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 13 Apr 2010, 22:32

At the Australian GP 1995, HWNSNBM had seen that before.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 14 Apr 2010, 21:30

The real reason why HWNSNBM didn't officially debut until 2003 was because he liked Murray Walker and didn't wish for him to get papaya'd and/or have him choking on his name every race.

(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

watka · Post by **watka** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:36

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:At the Australian GP 1995, HWNSNBM had seen that before.

HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.
Lavaggi was there because on HWNSNBM's money.
Ukyo Katayama is undoubtedly the greatest racing driver that HWNSBNM ever produced

And so on, and so forth.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:43

DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:48

redbulljack14 wrote:
DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

And quickly.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 Apr 2010, 22:48

redbulljack14 wrote:
DonTirri wrote:(seriously, have you tried to pronounce His name quickly? and i mean Murray-quickly? It's bloody impossible)

HWNSNBM can pronounce it properly.

One would hope so, seeing that it's his.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 15 Apr 2010, 10:13

I just introduced my brother to the legend of HWNSNBM. He has seen the light.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Apr 2010, 10:47

Nick Heidfeld would have won a race by now, HWNSNBM just decided against it.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Apr 2010, 14:18

Warren Hughes wrote:I just introduced my brother to the legend of HWNSNBM. He has seen the light.

I tried it with a friend of mine. He's an heretic and by now he has to live hidden.

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Apr 2010, 16:47

HWNSNBM can fly any aircraft he wants across Britain today (and tomorow).

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 15 Apr 2010, 17:15

coops wrote:HWNSNBM can fly any aircraft he wants across Britain today (and tomrorow).

He controls Icelandic volcanic eruptions too.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 15 Apr 2010, 22:52

HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Apr 2010, 09:09

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 16 Apr 2010, 11:41

CarlosFerreira wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

No, not by default, but by sheer talent. How else do you win without being there?

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 17 Apr 2010, 07:57

dr-baker wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM won the Leaders' Debate.

... by default.

No, not by default, but by sheer talent. How else do you win without being there?

By being HWNSNBM.

coops · Post by **coops** » 17 Apr 2010, 08:19

If HWNSNBM was in that Toro Rosso when the wheels came off he'd have simply continued his lap and topped the timesheets.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 17 Apr 2010, 08:21

On a similar note:

HWNSNBM can stop certain couples from entering his B&B and get away with it.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 17 Apr 2010, 08:22

coops wrote:If HWNSNBM was in that Toro Rosso when the wheels came off he'd have simply continued his lap and topped the timesheets.

The wheels came off Buemi's car because HWNSNBM punched the ground.

In Vanuatu.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Apr 2010, 09:06

The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 17 Apr 2010, 14:28

ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 17 Apr 2010, 14:41

kostas22 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

What is a France?

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 19 Apr 2010, 22:09

HWNSNBM knows why Rosberg is outperforming Schumacher so convincingly. If only he'd deign to tell us, there'd be no need for a slightly tedious thread about it in the Stoddart forum.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 19 Apr 2010, 23:25

HWNSNBM thought our podcast was "alright"

He would have also told TimmyB to say "Marsian Maestro"

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Apr 2010, 21:06

ADx_Wales wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:The "False Neutral" was invented by HWNSNBM, its happens when HWNSNBM alters time.

Incorrect: HWNSNBM is immune to the butterfly effect. He could delete France and nobody would notice the difference.

What is a France?

a land where people eat lot's of baguettes
(yes, all frenchmen are cannibals, you read it here first!)

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 20 Apr 2010, 22:03

Eyjafjallajökull ..... that is all

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 20 Apr 2010, 22:46

Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 20 Apr 2010, 22:50

Breaking News: the hordes of Mordor have been stopped after HWNSNBM hurled The One Ring down the Eyjafjallajökull volcano.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Apr 2010, 23:00

he could even hurl the Eyjafjallojökull vulcano down the One Ring if he wanted

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 21 Apr 2010, 00:29

kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 21 Apr 2010, 03:12

RejectSteve wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

... backwards!

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 21 Apr 2010, 03:33

HWNSNBM CAN Just walk into Mordor.

HWNSNBM Shall Pass!

Infact, HWNSNBM was the true creator of the One Ring. He merely lent it to Sauron to spice things up as he was bored.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:12

HWNSNBM is sleeping. Please, don't bother him now.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:19

Cynon wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:
kostas22 wrote:Eyjafjallajökull is HWNSNBM's name in Icelandic.

HWNSNBM can pronounce his own name in Icelandic too!

... backwards!

... while chewing gum.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:26

Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:32

Whatever happens in HWNSNBM

STAYS in HWNSNBM

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:33

redbulljack14 wrote:Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

Ever wondered why catholics and orthodoxs make the four way cross despite only saying three names? (Father, son and the holy ghost)? That's because they don't dare to utter the fourth one... HWNSNBM.

Also, Siddharta Gautama did not just invent Buddhism, HWNSNBM showed him the light.

Also, Confucius is just one of HWNSBMN's alter egos.

Also, Virgin Mary earned her name because she didn't dare to speak the name of the childs father out loud... HWNSNBM.

There, now we've more or less made fun of more than just one major religion.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:39

DonTirri wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Allah has to pray to HWNSNBM 5 times a day.

Ever wondered why catholics and orthodoxs make the four way cross despite only saying three names? (Father, son and the holy ghost)? That's because they don't dare to utter the fourth one... HWNSNBM.

Also, Siddharta Gautama did not just invent Buddhism, HWNSNBM showed him the light.

Also, Confucius is just one of HWNSBMN's alter egos.

Also, Virgin Mary earned her name because she didn't dare to speak the name of the childs father out loud... HWNSNBM.

There, now we've more or less made fun of more than just one major religion.

The only thing L. Ron Hubbard fears more than Xenu is HWNSNBM.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:43

Any religions left?