The wonderful world of shoe spam!

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 16 Apr 2010, 11:15

What is the best free antivirus?

Linux.

Enforcer · Post by **Enforcer** » 16 Apr 2010, 11:19

I'm liking the attempt at subtlety in this newest variety of spambot.

"I'm looking for help and just happen to have magichappytrojanland packaged as free stuff linked to in my sig"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 Apr 2010, 13:29

Enforcer wrote:I'm liking the attempt at subtlety in this newest variety of spambot.

"I'm looking for help and just happen to have magichappytrojanland packaged as free stuff linked to in my sig"

HWNSNBM made those links appear so we think they're spammers.

crazydude1992 · Post by **crazydude1992** » 16 Apr 2010, 14:05

Hit it with a hammer.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 16 Apr 2010, 14:16

crazydude1992 wrote:Hit it with a hammer.

Captain Hammer?

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 Apr 2010, 14:17

I'm afraid I cant help. I don't even have an internet connection or access to a PC.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 16 Apr 2010, 14:23

Spammer wrote:I got a virus in my computer, the virus randomly poops up websties when im online, or when i click on a link fro example a link from somthing i googled it send me to this ramdom pages. My internet explorer also keeps on saying that there was an error so it keeps shutting down. I already scaned my compuer several times and all it catches is a tracking cookie, It never picks up any virus. Also one of the sities that popped up was about norton popping up sites and had people's comments of how annoying that was. It was a Norton site(wich pooped up too) I dont know if that is even relevant to this. Does anyone know what i can do about this, or how i could take the virus off? i dont wanna have to buy another antivirus? Please Help, my computer is even slower now and the sites are super annoying i cant even search anything either. Thanks guys I appreciate it

Right click on the desktop and go to View/Show desktop icons. If that doesnt work, chuck the computer off the roof of a tall building.

The virus that your computer got probably came from the link that you are advertising.

download xbox 360 games

No thanks, because PS3's are much better, simply because spammers don't post links to illegal PS3 game downloads.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 16 Apr 2010, 23:06

thehemogoblin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
This wrote:moderators, stop smoking marijana and delete this stuff!

Nah, they only get drunk.

Yeah. We only get drunk.

filling a waterpipe with absinth instead of water? (i've actually done this once :shock:

)

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 17 Apr 2010, 14:55

This wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Yeah. We only get drunk.

filling a waterpipe with absinth instead of water? (i've actually done this once )

This (sorry for the pun) explains your prophecies that immediately turn out to be wrong.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 17 Apr 2010, 15:54

it's just a murray walker quote (in some interview, don't remember where i got it from)

well it wasn't pure... (thank hwnsnbm, because that would well...) but still, you do feel the difference with water, that's for sure

well i can't say it caused much brain damage, i usually have many ideas that prove not to be right or not to work, but at times, i can come up with some genious things. It's always been like that!
Sadly, this usually happens when nobody's there to notice

It's a bit the same with my funnyness, i'm rarely funny, but when i'm funny, it's in epic proportions! (but i usually solve that problem with making others drunk, so they would laugh with my jokes anyway)

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 18 Apr 2010, 06:35

You really are the worst spambot ever huh.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 19 Apr 2010, 04:08

kostas22 wrote:You really are the worst spambot ever huh.

thank you very much

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 Apr 2010, 14:46

This wrote:
kostas22 wrote:You really are the worst spambot ever huh.

thank you very much

I think he wasn't referring to you.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 19 Apr 2010, 19:01

Phoenix wrote:
This wrote:
kostas22 wrote:You really are the worst spambot ever huh.

thank you very much

I think he wasn't referring to you.

No, really?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Apr 2010, 14:39

This wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I think he wasn't referring to you.

No, really?

Oh, so you're a spambot and you'd never told us about that...OK, OK.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 20 Apr 2010, 15:01

Phoenix wrote:
This wrote:
Phoenix wrote:I think he wasn't referring to you.

No, really?

Oh, so you're a spambot and you'd never told us about that...OK, OK.

I'm going to have to take a screenshot of this, pass it around to all of the moderators here, and write on it, "This is the perfect example of a spambot."

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 Apr 2010, 19:05

thehemogoblin wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
This wrote:No, really?

Oh, so you're a spambot and you'd never told us about that...OK, OK.

I'm going to have to take a screenshot of this, pass it around to all of the moderators here, and write on it, "This is the perfect example of a spambot."

This (damn with your username) is your end...

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Apr 2010, 21:00

i'm actually just a robot that produces spam-meat, nothing to worry about, as long as you don't eat it

watka · Post by **watka** » 20 Apr 2010, 21:06

This wrote:i'm actually just a robot that produces spam-meat, nothing to worry about, as long as you don't eat it

In Iceland evidently.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 20 Apr 2010, 21:08

watka wrote:
This wrote:i'm actually just a robot that produces spam-meat, nothing to worry about, as long as you don't eat it

In Iceland evidently.

no, eating it in other places isn't good either

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:40

This wrote:
watka wrote:
This wrote:i'm actually just a robot that produces spam-meat, nothing to worry about, as long as you don't eat it

In Iceland evidently.

no, eating it in other places isn't good either

Relax. Nobody in the forum is going to be eating your meat.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:35

To relax is something you don't have to tell me, i'm the most chilled person on the forum in reality, probably a little bit too chilled.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:42

This wrote:To relax is something you don't have to tell me, i'm the most chilled person on the forum in reality, probably a little bit too chilled.

You missed the double-entendre.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:46

no, i did not

deliberatly ignoring a double-entendre is a complicated form of humour, only for people who think even further!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:57

This wrote:no, i did not

deliberatly ignoring a double-entendre is a complicated form of humour, only for people who think even further!

Uh-huh... sure. Whatever you say...

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Apr 2010, 18:16

This wrote:no, i did not

deliberatly ignoring a double-entendre is a complicated form of humour, only for people who think even further!

I do it constantly. In fact, I sometimes created double-entendres only to ignore them later.
On another note, how's that Carlos has changed his avatar? Is everyithing alright?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 22 Apr 2010, 12:41

You know, "Half Life" are not really good words to use in a medicine ad.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 22 Apr 2010, 15:30

Attaxchuthnaf wrote:Location: mercedes 300 water pump

Ain't it pretty cramped in there?

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 22 Apr 2010, 18:43

Fail spam is fail.

Can't even fit the title into the allotted space, let alone produce spam which is relevant to a site which focuses on motor racing. It is, however, quite amusing to see how the bot tries to fit in completely irrelevant links into the post every paragraph or so. Could count as a conflict of interests; isn't Alan Shoe Trader the F1 Rejects title sponsor?

RAK · Post by **RAK** » 22 Apr 2010, 21:07

Klon wrote:You know, "Half Life" are not really good words to use in a medicine ad.

You're telling me that this wouldn't make an absolutely awesome piece of music for a medicine advertisement?

To be fair to the spam-bot (about the only bit of fairness afforded to it), "half-life" is a term used in chemical kinetics as well as radioactive chemistry/physics, and denotes the same sort of idea - the time taken for a reaction to get to halfway to completion.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Apr 2010, 08:05

I once heard on the radio that this was once proposed for a cream for the derriere but Johnny Cash's estate refused permission...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Apr 2010, 17:59

'Gobs! You're wanted!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 23 Apr 2010, 18:02

'Gobs! You're wanted again!

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Apr 2010, 18:17

I've been so sick recently. I apologize for those pieces of spam sticking around for so long. I've thrown up thrice in the last 24 hours. No fun.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Apr 2010, 18:28

thehemogoblin wrote:I've been so sick recently. I apologize for those pieces of spam sticking around for so long. I've thrown up thrice in the last 24 hours. No fun.

Spam will do that to you, I'm afraid. Try to aim it in the spammers' direction next time.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Apr 2010, 19:44

dr-baker wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:I've been so sick recently. I apologize for those pieces of spam sticking around for so long. I've thrown up thrice in the last 24 hours. No fun.

Spam will do that to you, I'm afraid. Try to aim it in the spammers' direction next time.

Ewww.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 23 Apr 2010, 20:55

thehemogoblin wrote:I've been so sick recently. I apologize for those pieces of spam sticking around for so long. I've thrown up thrice in the last 24 hours. No fun.

Well, hope you get better. Those spammers never sleep. In fact, they don't need to...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 25 Apr 2010, 11:10

EPIC SPAM FAIL

rohanross5 · Post by **rohanross5** » 25 Apr 2010, 21:20

apple2008 wrote::lol:
Hello! welcome to online shop.
we can supply low price with high quality products.You can view our website for the details.
Thanks for your reading , pls email us if u have any questions about business .

We hope that will make a long&great business with you in future.
Your satisfactions,Our pursuit!
Please Email me to get discount!!

My Email is [email protected]

My MSN is [email protected]

Thanks for your add. My budget is limited.So i might need to contact with you as you are giving discount. When i am ready i would mail you.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Apr 2010, 21:23

rohanross5 wrote:
apple2008 wrote::lol:
Hello! welcome to online shop.
we can supply low price with high quality products.You can view our website for the details.
Thanks for your reading , pls email us if u have any questions about business .

We hope that will make a long&great business with you in future.
Your satisfactions,Our pursuit!
Please Email me to get discount!!

My Email is [email protected]

My MSN is [email protected]

Thanks for your add. My budget is limited.So i might need to contact with you as you are giving discount. When i am ready i would mail you.

Oh my HWNSNBM...A spammer interacting with another spammer!!!!