Caption this!

Post by **mario** » 23 Apr 2010, 21:31

Jaime: Look, I'm telling you, somebody is trying to steal my car!

Heikki: Damn it, I think they've spotted me.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 23 Apr 2010, 21:43

mario wrote:Jaime: Look, I'm telling you, somebody is trying to steal my car!

OI! YOU, YEAH YOU, MARIO! I'm Sebastien bathplugging Buemi, not that damn Portuguese Maestro!

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 23 Apr 2010, 21:52

kostas22 wrote:
mario wrote:Jaime: Look, I'm telling you, somebody is trying to steal my car!

OI! YOU, YEAH YOU, MARIO! I'm Sebastien bathplugging Buemi, not that damn Portuguese Maestro!

Portugese? I'm Spanish you dolt!

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 23 Apr 2010, 22:00

Michael: Hey Fernando, can you give me a pointer on how to deal with a new team and a young teamie who's kicking my ass?
Fernando: Easy. First rat out on the team's cheating.
Michael: Okay, with Ross involved that shouldn't be hard.
Fernando: Then go whine in the public how the team is favoring this upstart and not a multi time world champion.
Michael: As good as done.
Fernando: Then, throw your toys out of the pram, pack your bags and head back to your old team.
Michael: Che... Wait a minute, you are in my old team, in my old spot!
Fernando: *smirks* I know.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 23 Apr 2010, 22:05

DonTirri wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
mario wrote:Jaime: Look, I'm telling you, somebody is trying to steal my car!

OI! YOU, YEAH YOU, MARIO! I'm Sebastien bathplugging Buemi, not that damn Portuguese Maestro!

Portugese? I'm Spanish you dolt!

Vijay, see that drunk Finnish guy over there?
Yeah...
He didn't listen to the Bahstralaysian Edition of the Podcast!!
Shame on the fool...

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 23 Apr 2010, 22:08

kostas22 wrote:
Vijay, see that drunk Finnish guy over there?
Yeah...
He didn't listen to the Bahstralaysian Edition of the Podcast!!
Shame on the fool...

BAH. haven't had the time.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 24 Apr 2010, 10:24

DonTirri wrote:
Portugese? I'm Spanish you dolt!

"We've just skipped nationalities."

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Apr 2010, 10:46

Phoenix wrote:
DonTirri wrote:[img]Spanish%20lad[/img]
Portugese? I'm Spanish you dolt!

[img]Bearded%20Portuguese%20lad[/img]
"We've just skipped nationalities."

Nah, Portugal simply invaded Catalonia, which by the way is on the other extreme of the Peninsula.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 25 Apr 2010, 03:42

"I have almost as many sponsors as Pedro Matos Chaves."

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 25 Apr 2010, 08:11

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 25 Apr 2010, 08:58

A new regulation too far? All mechanics are now instructed to relay information to the driver through the language of dance

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Apr 2010, 09:03

The STR lollipop man tragically flails in an attempt to remove the toilet paper from his shoe before being seen by the driver.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Apr 2010, 09:49

"A new way of trading confidential memos."

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 25 Apr 2010, 10:07

thehemogoblin wrote:

The STR lollipop man tragically flails in an attempt to remove the toilet paper from his shoe before being seen by the driver.

"It's my RBR you eejit!!!"

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Apr 2010, 10:16

MaxZero wrote:

It kinda works doesn't it... on second thoughts maybe it doesn't...
EDIT: Bloody hell the image I posted doesn't work anymore :cry:

mediocre · Post by **mediocre** » 25 Apr 2010, 11:18

thehemogoblin wrote:

The STR lollipop man tragically flails in an attempt to remove the toilet paper from his shoe before being seen by the driver.

It looks a bit like a cat jumping away. :lol:

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 25 Apr 2010, 13:29

"You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn around..."

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Apr 2010, 13:33

MinardiFan95 wrote:"You put your left foot in,
You put your left foot out,
You put your left foot in and you shake it all about.
You do the hokey pokey and you turn around..."

... and get run-over by Coulthard?!

coops · Post by **coops** » 25 Apr 2010, 15:44

"What d'you think guys? They only cost me forty quid from TrainerWorld"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Apr 2010, 16:18

kostas22 wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:

The STR lollipop man tragically flails in an attempt to remove the toilet paper from his shoe before being seen by the driver.

"It's my RBR you eejit!!!"

I never looked at the helmet.

Post by **mario** » 25 Apr 2010, 18:47

I'm kind of embarrassed about my earlier mistake - why I saw Buemi and wrote Jaime, I don't know (although that seemed to make more people amused then my intended comment...).
Anyway, see what you make of this one:

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 25 Apr 2010, 19:02

mario wrote:I'm kind of embarrassed about my earlier mistake - why I saw Buemi and wrote Jaime, I don't know (although that seemed to make more people amused then my intended comment...).
Anyway, see what you make of this one:

"THE SAFETY CAR TAKES THE LEAD!"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Apr 2010, 20:35

A Virgin went the distance! OMG!

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 25 Apr 2010, 20:47

Mercedes dropped Schumacher and replaced him with Bernd Maylander!?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 25 Apr 2010, 20:53

It's Ross Brawn - running down the back straight in his underwear!

watka · Post by **watka** » 25 Apr 2010, 20:57

mario wrote:I'm kind of embarrassed about my earlier mistake - why I saw Buemi and wrote Jaime, I don't know (although that seemed to make more people amused then my intended comment...).
Anyway, see what you make of this one:

Davidson: "You mean there are teams out there that are less professional than Super Aguri?"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Apr 2010, 21:12

"My GOD! Look how green the grass is!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 25 Apr 2010, 21:28

Pau: Right in the kisser.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 25 Apr 2010, 21:29

Engstler: "Safety call, they call it. Bathplug off..."

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 26 Apr 2010, 07:31

Engstler: I'm not dead yet!

Croft & Davidson regret browsing 4chan during the broadcast for want of something interesting to talk about.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 26 Apr 2010, 07:38

Many Blue Flags wrote:

Croft & Davidson regret browsing 4chan during the broadcast for want of something interesting to talk about.

Davidson: "And we'll goatse to commercial break here. MY GOODNESS, DAVID COULTHARD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT BEFORE!"

Croft: "Let's keep it that way."

coops · Post by **coops** » 26 Apr 2010, 07:42

thehemogoblin wrote:Davidson: "And we'll goatse to commercial break here. MY GOODNESS, DAVID COULTHARD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT BEFORE!"

Goats on an F1 track? Recipe for disaster that one.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 26 Apr 2010, 07:47

coops wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Davidson: "And we'll goatse to commercial break here. MY GOODNESS, DAVID COULTHARD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT BEFORE!"

Goats on an F1 track? Recipe for disaster that one.

There wasn't a typo in my post.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 26 Apr 2010, 09:02

Croft: "Look out Taki, Ragnotti's in the safety car again!"

Davidson: "Thank HWNSNBM I used this roll of duct tape to fasten Inoue in his car."

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 26 Apr 2010, 10:36

Many Blue Flags wrote:

Chevrolet asked safety car driver to take Engstler out.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 26 Apr 2010, 11:18

"Safety is for Chumps"

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 26 Apr 2010, 11:32

Collieafc wrote:

Team Radio: Frank remember to warm your tyres. Oh and try not to get distracted we don't want you crashing into the safety car.

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 26 Apr 2010, 11:51

Croft - "You wouldn't believe what this safety car is doing, were just going to point and gasp to annoy you all who only have radios"

--or--

Croft - "Here comes Villeneuve, look out Anthony, looks like filling in for you when your away racing isn't enough"

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 Apr 2010, 14:04

thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:Davidson: "And we'll goatse to commercial break here. MY GOODNESS, DAVID COULTHARD, I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU DO THAT BEFORE!"

Goats on an F1 track? Recipe for disaster that one.

There wasn't a typo in my post.

Phoenglish lesson for today: what is goatse?

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 26 Apr 2010, 14:16

Phoenix wrote:Phoenglish lesson for today: what is goatse?

I got a tip for you: DON'T Google it.

And trust me, you don't want to know.