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DonTirri wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Phoenglish lesson for today: what is goatse?

I got a tip for you: DON'T Google it.

And trust me, you don't want to know.

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Phoenix wrote:
DonTirri wrote:
Phoenix wrote:Phoenglish lesson for today: what is goatse?

I got a tip for you: DON'T Google it.

And trust me, you don't want to know.

Great. Our friendly American mod using tabu words...

It's an internet cultural reference. If you don't understand it, stay away.

Let's just say I'd be violating quite a few international laws if I posted it here.
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D'you know what? I missed the reference, and somehow aren't keen on googling it at all...
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CarlosFerreira wrote:D'you know what? I missed the reference, and somehow aren't keen on googling it at all...


It's worth missing, thats for sure :?
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This will be the reaction when Lewis Hamilton doesn't act like a total douchebag.
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Well, for those who don't know, here is a way to find out without any risks... Good ol wikipedia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goatse.cx
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Its good to learn something new and today we've all learnt that the hemogoblin has way too much time on his, er, hands.
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Or just too much time spent around other environs on the internet. Notably, that bathplughole known as 4chan. I've also seen references to it on other sites, including ones dedicated to the Fallout series of computer games. Let's just say that the dedicated fans of the Fallout games all seem to be a little crazy.
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CarlosFerreira wrote:D'you know what? I missed the reference, and somehow aren't keen on googling it at all...

That means you've let yourelf drag by the curiosity and searched for it. Even if it was very crude, I did. Everything you learn on life can be useful one day, but of course, not for the meaning you may think after reading this. Just not for me, or for any normal being.
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Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:D'you know what? I missed the reference, and somehow aren't keen on googling it at all...

That means you've let yourelf drag by the curiosity and searched for it. Even if it was very crude, I did. Everything you learn on life can be useful one day, but of course, not for the meaning you may think after reading this. Just not for me, or for any normal being.


And even more astonishingly, I haven't googled it yet!
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yes... this particular image is not 1 i would foist on anybody.... back in the day (about 10 years ago) i started using ircnet and there is a channel called #f1 where it would be given out on the chat whenever anyone asked for a URL or Link to something......
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coops wrote:Its good to learn something new and today we've all learnt that the hemogoblin has way too much time on his, er, hands.


That's a stretch, to be sure.
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thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:Its good to learn something new and today we've all learnt that the hemogoblin has way too much time on his, er, hands.

That's a stretch, to be sure.

<eyes watering>
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coops wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:Its good to learn something new and today we've all learnt that the hemogoblin has way too much time on his, er, hands.

That's a stretch, to be sure.

<eyes watering>


There seems to be a gaping hole in your reasoning.
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DonTirri wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
coops wrote:That's a stretch, to be sure.

<eyes watering>


There seems to be a gaping hole in your reasoning.


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DonTirri wrote:
coops wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:That's a stretch, to be sure.

<eyes watering>


There seems to be a gaping hole in your reasoning.


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Here we all are, followers of the most hi-tech of all sports, getting cheap laughs about fisting.

And they say F1 is getting dull.....
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This horrendous off-topic conversation has gone on long enough, break it up guys, new image ahoy


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"...and then the guys at the factory said as soon as the rest was finished we'd be on the grid!"
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redbulljack14 wrote:Super Aguri have bought USF1's 2010 car.


Sadly, Ken had made way with the nose...
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CarlosFerreira wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Super Aguri have bought USF1's 2010 car.


Sadly, Ken had made way with the nose...


Well he couldn't sit on it... (sorry for bringing the subject again...)
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You know, after reading the latest comments and considering, I am pretty sure I don't want to google that. :?
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Actually, Carlos, I think you should.
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Greg Rust and Cameron McConville spot Sebastien Buemi.

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mario wrote:Image

"NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!"
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Wizzie wrote:
mario wrote:Image



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USF1 did turn up at Shanghai after all....

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Kaj Lindstrom advises his driver to prepare more thoroughly for his future crashes in the WRC.

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Torro Rosso reveal their secret weapon for slowing down rival pitcrews - Algersuari's older sister (right).

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Many Blue Flags wrote:Image

Stefan test the new "Invisible Car" concept

Many Blue Flags wrote:Image

Heikki's career summed up in 2 words.
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Super Aguri have announced their 2011 entry and have proved that they have more of their car ready then USF1 did this year.
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The pouring rain at Indy in 2011. Some drivers elect to do their qualifying without their Michelin tyres on.
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Phoenix wrote:Image


Sato shows what is left of his car after the shunt.
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Btw, where is that tyre picture from?
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Scarne wrote:Image

MP4-25: Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a McLaren MP4-25 racing car. I became operational at the McLaren plant in Woking, Surrey on the 29th January, 2010. My instructor was Mr. Whitmarsh, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
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Sorry to bring this pic up again, but just out of interest - if this car wins a race does it turn around in parc ferme and begin: 'This was a triumph...' ?
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Takuma: "Where's the rest of my car?"

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Aguri Suzuki: "I don't know, but at least i've found a set of wheels and slick tyres that Williams didn't want"
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Wow! 1000 posts in a "Caption This" thread on the F1 Rejects Forum!
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