HWNSNBM Facts

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:51

CarlosFerreira wrote:Any religions left?

Judaism.

HWNSNBM can make kosher pork chops.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:52

HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 14:53

dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?

HEY! I object to that.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:01

HWNSNBM knows you can believe in atheism.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 Apr 2010, 15:05

thehemogoblin wrote:
dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM knows all atheists are lost causes?

HEY! I object to that.

OK, if so, then sorry. HWNSNBM would know whether something would cause offense before posting comments.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Apr 2010, 17:36

Enough with religions. It's useless to bother with them :ugeek:

Donnie may not had been in his element, but surely HWNSNBM was.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Apr 2010, 17:45

HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 21 Apr 2010, 18:12

Phoenix wrote:Enough with religions. It's useless to bother with them

Not for HWNSNBM though.

HWNSNBM played some random notes on his neighbour's music instrument ... we now call these notes "Ode To Joy"

When HWNSNBM will be asked to join the stewards, no-one in a billion years will complain about any decision

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Apr 2010, 18:14

Klon wrote:When HWNSNBM will be asked to join the stewards, no-one in a billion years will complain about any decision

Not even people with suicidal thoughts.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 21 Apr 2010, 18:48

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Apr 2010, 21:00

kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Apr 2010, 22:10

HWNSNBM has Cartman under a spell in this pic.
HWNSNBM has stopped people from killing Kenny so often.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 21 Apr 2010, 22:15

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM has stopped people from killing Kenny so often.

HWNSNBM must be plotting against me, as you posted that only milliseconds before I was about to.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 21 Apr 2010, 23:18

kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.

HWNSNBM knows there is no spoon.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Apr 2010, 23:43

Cynon wrote:
kostas22 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM knows that Johnny did nawt hit her.

MASSIVE respect if anyone gets that reference.

HWNSNBM was the one who first threw a spoon at the screen.

HWNSNBM knows there is no spoon.

When HWNSNBM races at Suzuka, the hairpin is called "Fork."

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 22 Apr 2010, 04:03

HWNSNBM knows where's Waldo.

On a same note, He also knows where in the world is Carmen Sandiego.

Also, the cake is not a lie, HWNSNBM simply ate it.

The Great Spaghetti Monster is just the Japanese illustration of HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM does NOT liek Mudkipz.

HWNSNBM knows who the Anonymous are.

coops · Post by **coops** » 22 Apr 2010, 07:27

DonTirri wrote:Also, the cake is not a lie, HWNSNBM simply ate it.

You mean, he had his cake and ate it.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Apr 2010, 15:21

DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM knows who the Anonymous are.

Everyone does, it's Nick Heidfeld.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 23 Apr 2010, 08:20

But aren't these the Anonymous?

coops · Post by **coops** » 23 Apr 2010, 08:56

HWNSNBM is bad, badder than Leroy Brown.

Row Man Gross-Gene · Post by **Row Man Gross-Gene** » 23 Apr 2010, 16:48

Death once had a near-HWNSNBM experience.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 23 Apr 2010, 17:32

HWNSNBM is a complicated man, and no-one understands him but John Shaft.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Apr 2010, 22:38

HWNSNBM once got 2 nukes in one match on Call of Duty.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 23 Apr 2010, 23:06

The only reason Hungaroring is still on the calendar is the fact that HWNSNBM really likes the circuit and not ever Bernie dares to defy him.

coops · Post by **coops** » 24 Apr 2010, 12:03

Im going to a wedding today (24th) and although HWNSNBM is not the designated Best Man he still is the Best Man.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Apr 2010, 15:19

coops wrote:Im going to a wedding today (24th) and although HWNSNBM is not the designated Best Man he still is the Best Man.

I laughed. :lol:

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 26 Apr 2010, 08:53

HWNSNBM does not approve of Wikipedia deleting the mention of his cult following at F1rejects from his page. Not notable my ass.

(Seriously, i just had to undo the delete, which has been deleted and redone about three times. Can someone keep an eye on the page, lets drive those Wikipedia MosleyMods crazy!)

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 Apr 2010, 14:26

DonTirri wrote:HWNSNBM does not approve of Wikipedia deleting the mention of his cult following at F1rejects from his page. Not notable my ass.

(Seriously, i just had to undo the delete, which has been deleted and redone about three times. Can someone keep an eye on the page, lets drive those Wikipedia MosleyMods crazy!)

Still kicking. A question: what about posting some of his feats there? That fragment of the article will be under threat anyway...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 28 Apr 2010, 09:56

HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 28 Apr 2010, 13:46

MinardiFan95 wrote:HWNSNBM knows what Deletraz was doing.

HWNSNBM told Délétraz to do what he was doing, in fact.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Apr 2010, 14:28

I eat Barilla Pasta because Alex Zanardi told me to. Also, Alex Zanardi eats Barilla Pasta because HWNSNBM told him to.

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 28 Apr 2010, 15:09

This isn't Sparta. This is HWNSNBM.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 28 Apr 2010, 15:52

Lord Voldemort once challenged HWNSNBM to a duel over the moniker "He whose name shall not be mentioned".

He first sent the Basilisk to kill HWNSNBM, but He stared the snake to death. Voldemort then attempted to cast the killing spell "Avada Kedavra" on him, only to have it backfire and nearly kill him.

Because HWNSNBM didn't feel like taking credit for such a lame thing, he quickly snatched an infant who was nearby and crafted a lightning-scar to his forehead.

Thus we got the Harry Potter-books.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 28 Apr 2010, 18:20

HWNSNBM is atheist. He doesn't believe in any Gods, because he's superior than any God you could conceive. And he wears a white smoking when he's not tangible to the human eye.

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 Apr 2010, 19:19

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM is atheist.

Oh well, thank God for that!

watka · Post by **watka** » 28 Apr 2010, 21:27

HWNSNBM has always been a Canberra Milk Kid.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 Apr 2010, 21:32

If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had high card 7, he would win the pot.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 28 Apr 2010, 22:22

redbulljack14 wrote:If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had high card 7, he would win the pot.

If I had a royal flush and HWNSNBM had a Community Chest card, he'd win the pot

coops · Post by **coops** » 29 Apr 2010, 07:26

HWNSNBM was in the Kitchen with the Pipe but got away with it.

Again.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 29 Apr 2010, 08:46

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."