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coops
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by coops » 29 Apr 2010, 09:21
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."
Winner!
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
thehemogoblin
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by thehemogoblin » 29 Apr 2010, 15:23
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."
Damn right HWNSNBM's is better than yours...
Phoenix
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by Phoenix » 29 Apr 2010, 18:08
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."
Jeez...Or should I say
jizz ?
Anyway, HWNSNBM lives in Mianus.
CarlosFerreira
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by CarlosFerreira » 29 Apr 2010, 18:11
HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
Phoenix
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by Phoenix » 29 Apr 2010, 18:15
CarlosFerreira wrote: HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.
And who can call himself a communist, apart for Karl Marx?
note joke here
CarlosFerreira
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by CarlosFerreira » 29 Apr 2010, 18:21
Phoenix wrote: CarlosFerreira wrote: HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.
And who can call himself a communist, apart for Karl Marx?
note joke here HWNSNBM can, if he wants to.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
RejectSteve
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by RejectSteve » 29 Apr 2010, 22:09
HWNSNBM was the first man to drink Slurm, achieving the feat in 2984.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
Warren Hughes
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by Warren Hughes » 29 Apr 2010, 22:14
HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face .
Nico Rosberg wrote: Break me down mentally? Good luck with that one.
RejectSteve
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by RejectSteve » 29 Apr 2010, 22:29
Warren Hughes wrote: HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face .
She would have appreciated his words and thanked him.
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
CarlosFerreira
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by CarlosFerreira » 30 Apr 2010, 08:45
Warren Hughes wrote: HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face .
To popular acclaim, and with sweeping effects in the polls.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
FullMetalJack
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by FullMetalJack » 05 May 2010, 22:05
Nick Heidfeld would have won several races by now. HWNSNBM decided against it though. HWNSNBM is secretly a WilliamsF1 fan. He made them unsuccessful the last few years.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
coops
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by coops » 06 May 2010, 09:44
HWNSNBM Is The Law.
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
dr-baker
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by dr-baker » 06 May 2010, 09:56
coops wrote: HWNSNBM Is The Law.
I fought The Law but The Law won.
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
coops
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by coops » 06 May 2010, 10:41
dr-baker wrote: coops wrote: HWNSNBM Is The Law.
I fought The Law but The Law won.
You never stood a chance (see above)
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
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by dr-baker » 06 May 2010, 11:10
coops wrote: dr-baker wrote: coops wrote: HWNSNBM Is The Law.
I fought The Law but The Law won.
You never stood a chance (see above)
I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
SDHammer
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by SDHammer » 07 May 2010, 15:01
Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No
coops
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by coops » 07 May 2010, 16:17
SDHammer wrote: Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No
In
that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
Klon
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by Klon » 07 May 2010, 16:20
coops wrote: SDHammer wrote: Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No
In
that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.
But he didn't, because he can do whatever he wants
coops
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by coops » 07 May 2010, 16:22
Klon wrote: coops wrote: SDHammer wrote: Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No
In
that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.
But he didn't, because he can do whatever he wants
Perhaps when the health and wellbeing of a popular (although not in this house) singer is at stake HWNSNBM should take stock and remind himself of the position of authority he holds and the responsibilities that go with it.
Look what happened to Spidermans Uncle Ben...
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
FullMetalJack
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by FullMetalJack » 07 May 2010, 18:26
dr-baker wrote: I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.
If you bet against HWNSNBM, then you don't have common sense in the first place.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
WeirdKerr
Posts: 1864 Joined: 05 Apr 2009, 15:57
Location: on the edge of nowhere with a ludicrous grid penalty.....
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by WeirdKerr » 07 May 2010, 18:36
HWNSNBM created badgers and caused the crack to appear......ummm he also caused me to post this on the entirely wrong forum (it should of been put on a dr who forum)
ADx_Wales
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by ADx_Wales » 07 May 2010, 18:56
In a Hung Parliement, HWNSNBM would become president, and would get all the other MPs to hang themselves.
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
dr-baker
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by dr-baker » 07 May 2010, 19:33
redbulljack14 wrote: dr-baker wrote: I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.
If you bet against HWNSNBM, then you don't have common sense in the first place.
He led me to believe that I had something I didn't to humour himself...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
P_Friesacher
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by P_Friesacher » 08 May 2010, 23:09
Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that man, Mr. HWNSNBM.
MinardiFan95
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by MinardiFan95 » 13 May 2010, 06:38
HWNSNBM once urinated onto the wheel of a truck. It is now known as Optimus Prime.
This is a cool spot.
FullMetalJack
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by FullMetalJack » 13 May 2010, 19:39
Back in 1993, Ayrton Senna said, If you think i'm fast, wait til you see HWNSNBM!
I like the way Snrub thinks!
coops
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by coops » 13 May 2010, 20:11
HWNSNBM has a moustache identical to Nigel Mansells. But it isnt on his face.
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines." -Enzo Ferrari
watka
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by watka » 13 May 2010, 21:54
HWNSNBM knees include active suspension. HWNSNBM if able to use his mouth to stall air flow in his spine.
Watka - you know, the swimming horses guy
CarlosFerreira
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by CarlosFerreira » 13 May 2010, 22:06
HWNSNBM can operate the F-Duct and change the brake bias midcorner, while accelerating and braking at the same time, and keeping both hands firmly on the wheel.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
shinji
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by shinji » 13 May 2010, 22:07
HWNSNBM possessed me to start this thread.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
Phoenix
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by Phoenix » 14 May 2010, 16:51
And he possessed me to reply to it.
dr-baker
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by dr-baker » 14 May 2010, 17:44
And he possessed me to read it.
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
Warren Hughes
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by Warren Hughes » 16 May 2010, 20:26
HWNSNBM stole Dr Baker's avatar
Nico Rosberg wrote: Break me down mentally? Good luck with that one.
dr-baker
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by dr-baker » 17 May 2010, 10:25
Yeah, I wondered what had happened to it...
watka wrote: I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote: GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
MCard LOLA
FullMetalJack
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by FullMetalJack » 24 May 2010, 16:04
HWNSNBM is the original Canberra Milk Kid.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
shinji
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by shinji » 24 May 2010, 18:30
HWNSNBM is esküszöm a családi fórumon: cenzúrázzák .
Last edited by
CarlosFerreira on 24 May 2010, 19:23, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Nem, nem. Nem én ügyelek egyébként.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
WeirdKerr
Posts: 1864 Joined: 05 Apr 2009, 15:57
Location: on the edge of nowhere with a ludicrous grid penalty.....
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by WeirdKerr » 24 May 2010, 20:15
HWNSNBM's name appears ib this months F1racing..... on page 29.....
Waris
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by Waris » 26 May 2010, 23:08
HWNSNBM knows the way to San José. Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is one of the best Formula One drivers of all time! OF ALL TIME! In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!! oh wait... nevermind
MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS
Phoenix
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by Phoenix » 26 May 2010, 23:10
Waris wrote: HWNSNBM knows the way to San José. Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME! In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!! oh wait... nevermind
Fixed.
Waris
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by Waris » 26 May 2010, 23:12
Phoenix wrote: Waris wrote: HWNSNBM knows the way to San José. Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME! In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!! oh wait... nevermind
Fixed.
But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.
MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS