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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."

:lol: Winner!
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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."

Damn right HWNSNBM's is better than yours...
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JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, but they're like "It's not as good as HWNSNBM's."

Jeez...Or should I say jizz?
Anyway, HWNSNBM lives in Mianus.
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HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.
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CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.

And who can call himself a communist, apart for Karl Marx? note joke here
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Phoenix wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:HWNSNBM knew that Deong wasn't a Communist all along.

And who can call himself a communist, apart for Karl Marx? note joke here


HWNSNBM can, if he wants to.
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HWNSNBM was the first man to drink Slurm, achieving the feat in 2984.
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HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face.
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Warren Hughes wrote:HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face.

She would have appreciated his words and thanked him.
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Warren Hughes wrote:HWNSNBM not only agrees with Gordon Brown about the bigoted woman, he would have said it to her face.


To popular acclaim, and with sweeping effects in the polls. :roll:
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Nick Heidfeld would have won several races by now. HWNSNBM decided against it though.
HWNSNBM is secretly a WilliamsF1 fan. He made them unsuccessful the last few years.
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HWNSNBM Is The Law.
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coops wrote:HWNSNBM Is The Law.

I fought The Law but The Law won.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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dr-baker wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM Is The Law.

I fought The Law but The Law won.

You never stood a chance (see above)
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coops wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM Is The Law.

I fought The Law but The Law won.

You never stood a chance (see above)

I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No
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SDHammer wrote:Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No

In that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.
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coops wrote:
SDHammer wrote:Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No

In that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.


But he didn't, because he can do whatever he wants
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Klon wrote:
coops wrote:
SDHammer wrote:Amy wanted to go to Rehab HWNSNBM said No No No

In that instance, he really should have said 'Yes,yes,yes'.

But he didn't, because he can do whatever he wants

Perhaps when the health and wellbeing of a popular (although not in this house) singer is at stake HWNSNBM should take stock and remind himself of the position of authority he holds and the responsibilities that go with it.

Look what happened to Spidermans Uncle Ben...
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dr-baker wrote:I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.


If you bet against HWNSNBM, then you don't have common sense in the first place.
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HWNSNBM created badgers and caused the crack to appear......ummm he also caused me to post this on the entirely wrong forum (it should of been put on a dr who forum)
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In a Hung Parliement, HWNSNBM would become president, and would get all the other MPs to hang themselves.
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redbulljack14 wrote:
dr-baker wrote:I know. HWNSNBM won my common sense in a bet, fair and square.


If you bet against HWNSNBM, then you don't have common sense in the first place.

He led me to believe that I had something I didn't to humour himself...
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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Bill Clinton did have sexual relations with that man, Mr. HWNSNBM.
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HWNSNBM once urinated onto the wheel of a truck. It is now known as Optimus Prime.
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Back in 1993, Ayrton Senna said, If you think i'm fast, wait til you see HWNSNBM!
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HWNSNBM has a moustache identical to Nigel Mansells.

But it isnt on his face.
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HWNSNBM knees include active suspension.

HWNSNBM if able to use his mouth to stall air flow in his spine.
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HWNSNBM can operate the F-Duct and change the brake bias midcorner, while accelerating and braking at the same time, and keeping both hands firmly on the wheel.
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HWNSNBM possessed me to start this thread.
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And he possessed me to reply to it.
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And he possessed me to read it.
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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HWNSNBM stole Dr Baker's avatar :o
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Yeah, I wondered what had happened to it... :lol:
watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
dinizintheoven wrote:GOOD CHRISTIANS do not go to jail. EVERYONE ON FORMULA ONE REJECTS should be in jail.
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HWNSNBM is the original Canberra Milk Kid.
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HWNSNBM is esküszöm a családi fórumon: cenzúrázzák.
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HWNSNBM's name appears ib this months F1racing..... on page 29.....
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HWNSNBM knows the way to San José.

Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is one of the best Formula One drivers of all time! OF ALL TIME!

In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!!
oh wait... nevermind
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Waris wrote:HWNSNBM knows the way to San José.

Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME!

In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!!
oh wait... nevermind

Fixed.
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Phoenix wrote:
Waris wrote:HWNSNBM knows the way to San José.

Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME!

In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!!
oh wait... nevermind

Fixed.


But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.
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