Hamilton's Symmetrical Crash History (HSCH)

Keirdre · Post by **Keirdre** » 27 Sep 2009, 13:12

In Hamilton's 3 year F1 career, he has retired from 4 races. These can be attributed to:

Pit-in crash
Pit-out crash
First-lap crash
Last-lap crash

What would be next? How will Lewis retire from the Singapore Grand Prix that we're currently enduring?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 27 Sep 2009, 13:16

Alien laser-gun attack.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 27 Sep 2009, 16:26

Formation lap crash

Mid-pit stop crash

LionZoo · Post by **LionZoo** » 27 Sep 2009, 17:15

Run up the backside of Raikkonen.
Get run up the backside by Raikkonen.

watka · Post by **watka** » 27 Sep 2009, 19:51

Parc ferme crash ala Badoer.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 27 Sep 2009, 21:13

LionZoo wrote:Run up the backside of Raikkonen.

He's already done that. Canada 08

midgrid · Post by **midgrid** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:17

Lose the championship after being passed by Glock on the last lap of the season.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 28 Sep 2009, 02:22

Podium crash.

Victory-lap crash.

Safety car crash.

Crashing while someone else crashes.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 28 Sep 2009, 08:10

Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.

Already done that - Belgium (Button being crashed into alonside Hamilton being crashed into). Also Canada 08 - Rosberg crashing into the back of his crash...

razta · Post by **razta** » 28 Sep 2009, 08:14

dr-baker wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.

Already done that - Belgium (Button being crashed into alonside Hamilton being crashed into). Also Canada 08 - Rosberg crashing into the back of his crash...

razta · Post by **razta** » 28 Sep 2009, 08:15

Crashing while overtaking, or being overtaken/lapped

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 28 Sep 2009, 08:41

Crashing while crashing.

I don't know how he'd be able to do it, but it wold be damned good.

bduddy · Post by **bduddy** » 28 Sep 2009, 19:04

Eventually, after the engine freeze is listed, Mercedes will put out an unreliable engine... at some point he'll have an air intake failure (i.e. overheating

) and exhaust failure.

watka · Post by **watka** » 28 Sep 2009, 19:37

Crash by driving round the track backwards.

Crash whilst being lapping someone/crash whilst being lapped (ala Verstappen & Monteiro)

Crash over the finish line (ala Brambilla)

I just realised how nasty we are all being.

razta · Post by **razta** » 28 Sep 2009, 19:39

god, this thread is brilliant.. 1001 ways Lewis can crash

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 28 Sep 2009, 20:02

Crashes into Safety Car
Crashed into by Safety Car (World Touring Cars at Pau proved this can happen

)

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 28 Sep 2009, 20:51

Captain Hammer wrote:Crashing while someone else crashes.

That's Heidfeld-into-Sutil material.

Crash while there's a Nicole cut-scene.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 28 Sep 2009, 21:14

Crash on purpose at Turn 17 at Singapore

Get sucked in to a McLaren-sized black-hole
Crash while spinning on another driver's oil, while his engine explodes, his gearbox seizes, his hydraulics fail, he has a rear wing support failure, stalling, being hit by Nakajima and Grrrjjjnnn, and being dumped, dumping and getting back together with Nicole.
Get vaporised at Abu Dhabi by a psychotic panda that's just been assaulted by an equally unwieldly Shakespearean actor.
Crash while in air having crashed while on track.

I'm strange

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 28 Sep 2009, 21:40

Behind the safety car he notices Nicole's heaving bosoms on the pitwall and promptly loses concentration and crashes on the pit straight.
He sees the ghost of Ron Dennis and crashes due to shock.
Alonso pays mechanics to grease the wheelnuts and his wheel falls off ala Hakkinen at Silverstone 1999.
He wets himself and goes into the pits to get his nappy changed.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 29 Sep 2009, 02:25

Crashing while crashing

Not crashing while crashing

Valrys · Post by **Valrys** » 29 Sep 2009, 15:42

Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing

Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2009, 18:26

Valrys wrote:
Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing

Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes

That was awful. Boo.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 29 Sep 2009, 18:50

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Valrys wrote:
Jordan wrote:Crashing while crashing

Yo Motorsport viewers, we heard yo like crashing, so I crashed in a crash so you can watch crashes while you watch crashes

That was awful. Boo.

No, that was epic win.

Crashing into a teamate
Pulling out the fuel hose (hasn't done it yet, just wait)
Crashing because his team tells him to
Crashing when Nicole tells him to
Crashing into Nicole
Crashing when Dad tells him to
Crashing into Dad
Crashed into by Dad
Crashed into by Nicole
Being told to get crashed into by his team-mate chauffering Dad and Nicole. With the fuel pump out.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 29 Sep 2009, 19:50

Get run off the road by Raikonnen taking Sutil out .....
Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2009, 19:58

WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....

... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:20

CarlosFerreira wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....

... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.

...who runs into the medical car...

razta · Post by **razta** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:24

then post race saying the following... LH: I was breezing it.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:25

Many Blue Flags wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....

... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.

...who runs into the medical car...

which happens to ricochet right into Taki Inoue

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:25

Many Blue Flags wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:
WeirdKerr wrote:Get run off road by Sutil and taking Raikonnen out in the process.....

... and hitting Heidfeld in the process.

...who runs into the medical car...

No, no, no. That's Tommi Makkinen.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:29

CarlosFerreira wrote:No, no, no. That's Tommi Makkinen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4pb8cGJk8

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 29 Sep 2009, 20:36

Many Blue Flags wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:No, no, no. That's Tommi Makkinen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uC4pb8cGJk8

Nice. But I still prefer Makinen:

http://www.motorsportmad.com/view/3827/

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 01 Nov 2009, 15:05

Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 01 Nov 2009, 16:02

Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.

or front-left brake problem!

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 01 Nov 2009, 21:05

amazing to think it was his first ever mechanical related retirement

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 09 May 2010, 20:44

Jack O Malley wrote:
Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.

or front-left brake problem!

Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (luckily he's ok)

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 09 May 2010, 23:43

Jack O Malley wrote:
Jack O Malley wrote:
Bleu wrote:Not a crash this time but his next retirement must be because of throttle problem.

or front-left brake problem!

Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (unfortunately he's ok)

Fixed it for ya.

Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 10 May 2010, 06:04

DonTirri wrote:
Jack O Malley wrote:
Jack O Malley wrote:or front-left brake problem!

Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (unfortunately he's ok)

Fixed it for ya.

Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.

I don't think this is an environment conducive to that, DT.

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 10 May 2010, 06:59

thehemogoblin wrote:
DonTirri wrote:
Jack O Malley wrote:
Not brake problem, but was a front-left tyre problem! amazing! (unfortunately he's ok)

Fixed it for ya.

Yes, I am mean like that. And yes, I wish ill for him.

I don't think this is an environment conducive to that, DT.

When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 May 2010, 08:47

DonTirri wrote:When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.

Doesn't matter, you just don't do that. It's not very kind - or would it be nice to wish RAI something like that in his rally adventure. And before you say something, Whinelton is for me more sympathetic than Failkönnen :mrgreen:

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 10 May 2010, 08:59

Klon wrote:
DonTirri wrote:When Whinelton's concerned, I don't care.

Doesn't matter, you just don't do that. It's not very kind - or would it be nice to wish RAI something like that in his rally adventure. And before you say something, Whinelton is for me more sympathetic than Failkönnen

Well, don't feel bad about it, Stupidity is rather normal nowadays.