Caption this!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 11 May 2010, 20:43

Phoenix wrote:I want this as my new avatar...

It'd get very hard to distinguish what they're actually doing.

It just too wide to resize to avatar dimensions without throwing the aspect ratio out of the window. Not even cropping the image to contain just one driver would create satisfactory results.

Post by **mario** » 11 May 2010, 20:55

WeirdKerr wrote:

Early attempts at passenger laps in F1 cars were a bit precarious

Just to ask, could somebody explain when and where this photo was taken?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 11 May 2010, 21:04

mario wrote:Just to ask, could somebody explain when and where this photo was taken?

Where - on the back of a car, where else?
When - after the race, hopefully...

Frentzen127 · Post by **Frentzen127** » 12 May 2010, 01:25

Wrong. It was taken at the side of the road, not on top of the car, Carlos.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 12 May 2010, 09:40

Frentzen127 wrote:Wrong. It was taken at the side of the road, not on top of the car, Carlos.

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 12 May 2010, 09:50

Reject of the Race - champagne bottles!

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 12 May 2010, 09:55

madcat wrote:
"no, it's still not working, we need to pick up another person.
I want more downforce!"

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 12 May 2010, 10:09

madcat wrote:

You know where I can find a guy named Ron?

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 12 May 2010, 14:23

Wizzie wrote:
madcat wrote:

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KT: Look Bernie I don't want to know where you got the money to buy out Scheckter's contract just give me the case a go.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 12 May 2010, 14:25

Bleu wrote:

Reject of the Race - champagne bottles!

Whilst Prost and Senna struggle with the fundamentals of stubborn champagne corks, Nannini's main concern is that it is not the correct vintage.

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 12 May 2010, 14:45

A bit of topic here now, but when, were and why did they start with champagne?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 12 May 2010, 15:15

Myrvold wrote:A bit of topic here now, but when, were and why did they start with champagne?

Dan Gurney was the first to spray it I think at Lemans in the '60s.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 12 May 2010, 16:14

Thank you so much Nuppiz for the work!

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 12 May 2010, 18:26

What isn't shown a second later is Senna deciding the best opening for it is smashing it over Prost's head.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 13 May 2010, 06:22

Kimi wears Superman pyjamas but Superman wears HWNSNBM pyjamas.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 13 May 2010, 09:04

Karun Chandhok demonstrates the correct way to drive an Hispania F110: hang on for dear life and hope someone gets there soon.

Lewis Hamilton: "'Radio button, brake balance button, drink button ... you know, I think this one might be yours."

Owing to a tight budget, Hispania were unable to get fire coverage included in their insurance, forcing the team to undergo a crash course in putting out their own fires.

While teams like McLaren and Ferrari visit Rosie's bar, the only bar Hispania were able to visit was the Indian Firefighters' Strip Club

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 May 2010, 09:06

Worst. Pole-Dancing Club. Ever.

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 May 2010, 09:08

"...and when I press that one the Pussycat Dolls CD starts playing"

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 13 May 2010, 09:54

Lewis: And this is the overtake button....

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 May 2010, 17:14

Jenson: Hey! Why haven't got all these buttons on my wheel? You've got a fully auto gearbox.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 May 2010, 18:39

"No! For the last time, I don't want to race the F110! And, more to the point, I don't want to race it at the same track the Alguersaurinho is in! You won't catch me!"

Lewis Hamilton: "This is incredible! They've given me a voice-controled steering wheel without buttons"
Jenson Button: "And why on Earth was my family supposed to be in your steering wheel?"
HWNSNBM, in his lair: "Not even this way you're safe, Lewis...Mwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Because they had the feeling they'd be very hot come Sunday..."

coops · Post by **coops** » 13 May 2010, 19:39

"Mmmm. I feel strangely comfortable"

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 13 May 2010, 20:55

Oh, my goodness gracious.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 May 2010, 21:20

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 14 May 2010, 07:32

Lewis Hamilton unveils his brand-new for Monaco "On Which Lap Will I Crash?" helmet.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 May 2010, 08:15

No caption necessary.

mediocre · Post by **mediocre** » 14 May 2010, 09:47

redbulljack14 wrote:

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

You won.

Jordan · Post by **Jordan** » 14 May 2010, 14:08

Never content to do things the conventional way, HRT decided to try sliding up the pole

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 May 2010, 15:19

mediocre wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:

At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

You won.

Thanks mate, got another one.
The closest Chandhok will ever get to pole.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 14 May 2010, 15:28

coops wrote:
"...and when I press that one the Pussycat Dolls CD starts playing"

JB: Really
LH: yeah
JB: Oh every time I press that button a boy or girl band break up I did it in Barcelona and the Pusseycat Dolls broke up.
LH: The Pusseycat Dolls have broken up?
JB: yep
LH: *Suddenly realises* That means that Nichole will be at every GP now.
JB: hehehehe yep.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 14 May 2010, 16:30

"A hint about the race being rigged at his favour?"

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 14 May 2010, 17:14

The real reason the big teams wanted to get away from the backmarkers this quali session - fear of catching the ghey.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 15 May 2010, 23:24

All together now!...

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 May 2010, 23:45

They did the mash! They did the Monster Mash!
It was a graveyard smash!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 16 May 2010, 00:08

Klon wrote:They did the mash! They did the Monster Mash!
It was a graveyard smash!

Even doing the Monster Mash couldnt make Toyota F1 exciting.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 16 May 2010, 05:02

Red Bull - Doesn't give Toyota wings. In fact, it actually takes the wings away from Toyota.

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 May 2010, 10:11

redbulljack14 wrote:
mediocre wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:At the gay bar, gay bar, gay bar.

You won.

Thanks mate, got another one.
The closest Chandhok will ever get to pole.

Unless he sits next to Kubica in the drivers briefing?

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 16 May 2010, 10:26

coops wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Thanks mate, got another one.
The closest Chandhok will ever get to pole.

Unless he sits next to Kubica in the drivers briefing?

I seriously hope he doesnt get THAT close to him in anywhere public

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 May 2010, 10:37

DonTirri wrote:
coops wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:Thanks mate, got another one.
The closest Chandhok will ever get to pole.

Unless he sits next to Kubica in the drivers briefing?

I seriously hope he doesnt get THAT close to him in anywhere public

In that case his only choice is to start lurking about in his back garden.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 May 2010, 14:13

Whenever I see a STR from its sides, it reminds me of a delivery van...