HWNSNBM Facts

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 27 May 2010, 13:11

Waris wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Waris wrote:HWNSNBM knows the way to San José.

Hey, Michael, I'm real happy for you, Imma let you finish, but HWNSNBM is the best Formula One driver of all time! OF ALL TIME!

In Soviet Russia, HWNSNBM smites Vitalij Petrov!!
oh wait... nevermind

Fixed.

But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.

And he is...behind HWNSNBM.

coops · Post by **coops** » 27 May 2010, 17:07

HWNSNBM has milk in his fridge which he bought seven months ago and it will never go off.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 27 May 2010, 18:11

Waris wrote:But... But... I thought Ukyo Katayama was undoubtedly the best driver Grand Prix racing has ever produced... Oh well, HWNSNBM is still superior.

Grand Prix racing did not produce HWNSNBM, HWNSNBM just lowered his standards significantly by stepping down to Formula One.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 27 May 2010, 23:24

HAL 9000 would have let HWNSNBM do that, Dave.

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 28 May 2010, 14:00

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HAL 9000 would have let HWNSNBM do that, Dave.

HWNSNBM created HAL 9000.

coops · Post by **coops** » 28 May 2010, 14:46

HWNSNBM is Spartacus.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 28 May 2010, 20:25

HWNSNBM created Phoenglish (Sorry Phoenix)
HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.
Wonder why Justin Bieber's voice will never break. He lost to HWNSNBM at Roshambo.
If HWNSNBM told me to jump off a cliff, i'd jump straight off.
HWNSNBM can survive his own suicide bombings.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 28 May 2010, 21:49

redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.

i can too.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 28 May 2010, 22:42

HWNSNBM has already won the eurovision contest tomorrow, he did it for rhodesia

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 28 May 2010, 23:38

This wrote:HWNSNBM has already won the eurovision contest tomorrow, he did it for rhodesia

Isn't he entering for Somalia, uniting the whole country in the process?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 28 May 2010, 23:59

thehemogoblin wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.

i can too.

Priceless.

watka · Post by **watka** » 30 May 2010, 16:47

CarlosFerreira wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
redbulljack14 wrote:HWNSNBM can square root a negative number.

i can too.

Priceless.

Man, I should have done a maths degree:
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/52613.html

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 30 May 2010, 17:15

For some twisted, way-beyond-human-understanding, Cthulhu-esque reason, HWNSNBM likes "Satellite" (click at own risk)

watka · Post by **watka** » 30 May 2010, 18:33

In his infinite wisdom, HWNSNBM allowed this to win Eurovision in 2007: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5Pa ... re=related

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 30 May 2010, 19:00

watka wrote:In his infinite wisdom, HWNSNBM allowed this to win Eurovision in 2007: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5Pa ... re=related

That is what is called a 'nadir' I believe.

Edit:

Some favourites - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z75mLlg4uO0, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-n--JnAwirk, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkmncrAPILw, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesCYK6hiMI and, to valiantly bring HWNSNBM back in to the equation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAhouvVeqcg (Sounds like Wings).

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 30 May 2010, 20:58

Klon wrote:For some twisted, way-beyond-human-understanding, Cthulhu-esque reason, HWNSNBM likes "Satellite" (click at own risk)

HWNSNBM wanted to punish us because we didn't vote enough for this

watka wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XGMb5Pa ... re=related

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Jun 2010, 19:18

HWNSNBM Actually saw the better ending of Lost.

I didnt stop watching F1 because I was fed up of the shoddy stewarding, Its because HWNSNBM Isn't one.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 02 Jun 2010, 18:13

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Actually saw the better ending of Lost.

HWNSNBM was the Smoke Monster. For the brief period between Christian Shephard and John Locke's bodies. He killed Mr. Eko...the b*&(^$d.

coops · Post by **coops** » 02 Jun 2010, 18:35

If HWNSNBM was team principal at Red Bull he would've blamed Vettel, sacked him, taken the seat and then won the WDC.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Jun 2010, 23:25

HWNSNBM didn't need to kill the radio star, the radio star killed himself because HWNSNBM told him to.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 21 Jun 2010, 18:46

HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*

(* If he was English)

coops · Post by **coops** » 21 Jun 2010, 19:33

HWNSNBMs mom has got it going on.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Jun 2010, 19:33

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*

(* If he was English)

We'll have none of this "football" talk here.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 21 Jun 2010, 19:38

HWNSNBM wouldn't need a bigger boat.

coops · Post by **coops** » 21 Jun 2010, 20:16

HWNSNBM has got 99 problems but a bitch aint one.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Jun 2010, 20:29

Silence Will Fall

The Pandoracle will open.

And HWNSNBM Will escape from it!

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Jun 2010, 21:54

coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.

Better.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 21 Jun 2010, 21:55

shinji wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.

Better.

Did each one bring a red balloon?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 21 Jun 2010, 21:56

redbulljack14 wrote:
shinji wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.

Better.

Did each one bring a red balloon?

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 22 Jun 2010, 01:11

thehemogoblin wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:HWNSNBM would have scored against Algeria*

(* If he was English)

We'll have none of this "football" talk here.

HWNSNBM will have some of this football talk here.

AndreaModa · Post by **AndreaModa** » 22 Jun 2010, 01:29

redbulljack14 wrote:
shinji wrote:
coops wrote:HWNSNBM has got 99 bitches but a problem aint one.

Better.

Did each one bring a red balloon?

You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 22 Jun 2010, 14:57

AndreaModa wrote:You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...

I only really like Goldfinger's cover of the song

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 22 Jun 2010, 17:59

redbulljack14 wrote:
AndreaModa wrote:You know I thought exactly the same when I first read the 99 problems! Must cut out the amount of 80s I listen to, apparently HWNSNBM has the medical evidence to prove it's unhealthy...

I only really like Goldfinger's cover of the song

That's because you're too immature to understand what real music is yet

Do you come from a Land Down Under? I hear it's Overkill down there...

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Jun 2010, 18:08

You know, once the topic of 99 Luftballons came up in my Maths class.

The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.

Truly, he was infused with the spirit of HWNSNBM on that day.

coops · Post by **coops** » 22 Jun 2010, 18:26

shinji wrote:The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.

He/she must have had a thing for armpit hair.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 22 Jun 2010, 21:25

coops wrote:
shinji wrote:The teacher said that Nena was 'so hot'.

He/she must have had a thing for armpit hair.

As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 22 Jun 2010, 21:35

thehemogoblin wrote:As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.

Oh boy, let them clichée roll!
But what do you expect from a citizen of the United States :mrgreen:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 22 Jun 2010, 22:39

Klon wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:As French as "gillette" sounds, razors have yet to conquer Europe.

Oh boy, let them clichée roll!
But what do you expect from a citizen of the United States

My mom is German and has 10 months a year where she lets the forests grow.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 23 Jun 2010, 08:21

I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going. :shock:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 23 Jun 2010, 08:35

CarlosFerreira wrote:I'm not sure HWNSNBM would approve of the way this conversation is going.

There is no HWNSNBM.