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What's wrong Mark?
Christian took away my Canberra Milk and gave it to Sebastian!
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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Mark Webber was smiling after the European Grand Prix.
You just have to be upside-down to see it.
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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Mark contemplates his future as an F1 pundit, just like his old team mate, David Coulthard
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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Why so serious?
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Collieafc wrote:
Why so serious?
Let's put a SMILE on that face.
(sorry, me and my bad photoshop-skills couldnt resist the joke)
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F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
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...okay...who let one rip?
Some say he plans to put an S921 on the Goodwood 2012 run, and that he DOES know what Deletraz is doing.
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
All we know is...he's called Perry McCarthy!
...we'll never see an S921 at Goodwood, will we?
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Mark endures the same "Red Bull gives you wings" joke for the fifty-second time after Valencia...
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
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Stay home, Colin Kolles!
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The bar quickly emptied as Lewis began his Pussycat Dolls repetoire.
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
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CarlosFerreira wrote:
Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.
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kostas22 wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:
Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.
Damn you, twitpic!
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
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kostas22 wrote:CarlosFerreira wrote:
Carlos Ferreira - the master of invisible images.
The image was so rejectful, it couldn't be shown
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself,
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
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#Iiiiiiiiii-iii-ii-ii-iiii'm
A Canberra Beer Bloke!#
"The worst part of my body that hurt in the fire was my balls" Gerhard Berger on Imola 1989
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ADx_Wales wrote:
"No, Mr. Windsor, I'm afraid we won't be able to let you enter that as USF1's car."
Sebastian Vettel wrote:If I was good at losing, I wouldn't be in Formula 1
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After hiring a psychic, ART knew their F1 program would fail - so held a garage sale in the hope Ken Anderson would stop by and buy all the finished nosecones.
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Red Bull Gives You Wings (subject to availability)
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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Scarne wrote:Red Bull Gives You Wings (subject to availability)
That was worth spitting coffee on the desk for
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
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"Of course we're giving you equal treatment, Mark ..."
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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Captain Hammer wrote:*pic*
"Of course we're giving you equal treatment, Mark ..."
ahaha, nice one
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watka wrote:I find it amusing that whilst you're one of the more openly Christian guys here, you are still first and foremost associated with an eye for the ladies!
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dr-baker wrote:
Me Webber, You Jane
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying:
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
"The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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Nuppiz wrote:dr-baker wrote:
Me Webber, You Jane
LMAO!
Now I need to get a rag to wipe off the coffee from my desk
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F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
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"Sigh... First they give me wings and then they take my wing away..."
I got Pointed Opinions and I ain't afraid to use em!
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan.
BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
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Horner: That was a poor practice session, Mark
Webber: Alright, alright! But there's no need to take my nose off
Scarne - sometimes the lousiest hand wins
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Scarne wrote:
Red Bull Gives You Wings and then takes them off you...
As i looked at my naked body in the mirror, i thought to myself,
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
"I'm going to get thrown out of Ikea any minute.".
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After intense medical studies on the long-term effects of consuming energy drinks, Red Bull were today forced to change their slogan from "Red Bull Gives You Wings" to the more accurate "Red Bull Gives You Hemorrhoids" ...
mario wrote:I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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And there goes Michael pissing HH again.
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"When you’re racing, it... it’s life. Anything that happens before or after... is just waiting".
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Jarno forogt to put sugar in the lemonade!
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Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:
"Oh it's that Canadian idiot again."
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Ralf Schumacher, in a subtle attempt at raising his profile, begins doing humorous impressions of other racing drivers.
But the only one he can do is Michael Schumacher.
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
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dr-baker wrote:
I believe I can fly!
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dr-baker wrote:
What Mark didn't know was that Red Bull had given his chair to Sebastian Vettel.
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"Spider-Mark, Spider-Mark, does whatever a Spider-Mark does..."
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It's your turn to teach Vettel, Buemi and Alguersuari pre-school maths.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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Klon wrote:
"Spider-Mark, Spider-Mark, does whatever a Spider-Mark does..."
I'd say Spider-Web would work better.
I like the way Snrub thinks!
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"Theres this guy on F1Rejects called DonTirri who I was thinking of employing as your PR"
(See Unpopular F1 Opnions Thread)
"Aerodynamics is for those who cannot manufacture good engines."
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RIGHT, WHERES THAT DONTIRRI F**KHEID?!?!?! NOBODY MESSES WAE THE MWYT**!!!!!!*
*See Unpopular F1 Opinions thread
**Mark Webber Young Team. [X]YT is what the neds call their gangs apparently.
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coops wrote:
Ralf Schumacher, in a subtle attempt at raising his profile, begins doing humorous impressions of other racing drivers.
But the only one he can do is Michael Schumacher.
Looks more like an impression of a bulldog chewing a lemon.
Martin Brundle, on watching a replay of Grosjean spinning:
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"
"The problem with Grosjean is that he want to take a look back at the corner he's just exited"