Caption this!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Sep 2010, 23:21

An Australian F1 Fan's Dream/Nightmare

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 03 Sep 2010, 09:55

"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

Post by **mario** » 03 Sep 2010, 10:37

Moments after appearing on Ebay, a mysterious bidder by the name of "MWhitmarsh" started showing a lot of interest in this item...

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 03 Sep 2010, 10:47

The FIA's latest load test/witchcraft still found nothing untoward with Red Bull's front wing ...

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 03 Sep 2010, 12:23

This is what the Channel 10 commentary team dream about.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 03 Sep 2010, 17:57

Brackwingyum Mendyosa

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 03 Sep 2010, 19:40

ADx_Wales wrote:

Brackwingyum Mendyosa

Harry Potter references? Shame on you

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 03 Sep 2010, 22:24

We're-e-e-e-ere all Canberra Milk kids.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 03 Sep 2010, 22:29

Damn your love, damn your lies. And if you don't love me by now, you will never love me again. I can still hear you say, "You must never break the chain."

So I didn't. I tried breaking the car against the wall instead. It won Renault the race, didn't it?

coops · Post by **coops** » 04 Sep 2010, 08:29

"Right then. If no-one in F1 will give me a drive I'll just start my own team!

OK. What do I need....?"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 04 Sep 2010, 11:55

Kubica: "Fernando, I got to the podium, and YOU didn't!"
Alonso: "..."

coops · Post by **coops** » 05 Sep 2010, 17:08

"...and as I signed the contract I noticed it said 'Automobilistico Numero Uno' at the top..."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Sep 2010, 22:19

"Hello, Fernando. Look at your team. Now back to mine. Now look at your team. Now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn't mine. But it was your team until you sold out and went to Ferrari. Look down. Now back up. Where are you? You're spinning out while the man who drives for the team that used to be your team goes on. What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's that six tenths of a second you used to bring to your team. Look again; the six tenths is now a podium place! Anything is possible when you stick with something for more than five minutes. I'm on a horse."

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"You're born, you take sh!t. You get out in the world, you take more sh!t. You climb a little higher, you take less sh!t. Until one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh!t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."

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"You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic m************. M************ who thought their ass would age like wine. If you mean it turns to vinegar, it does. If you mean it gets better with age, it don't. The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride f****** with you. F*** pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 05 Sep 2010, 22:25

Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?

pablo_h · Post by **pablo_h** » 06 Sep 2010, 00:36

CarlosFerreira wrote:Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?

The one saying look my team...I'm on a horse. Is based on a youtube old spice advertising campaign about a month back. - And it was hilarious use of it CH, loved it.
The other ones above, I know are from movies, just can't remember which ones.

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 06 Sep 2010, 01:55

Some say he overlapped HWNSNBM. Twice.
All we know is he's our new Stig!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 06 Sep 2010, 08:03

pablo_h wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:Captain, are you quoting those from somewhere, or just being nasty to Sideburns there?

The one saying look my team...I'm on a horse. Is based on a youtube old spice advertising campaign about a month back. - And it was hilarious use of it CH, loved it.
The other ones above, I know are from movies, just can't remember which ones.

Ah, I figured it'd be something like that. Thanks! :mrgreen:

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 06 Sep 2010, 11:32

Captain Hammer wrote:

"You're born, you take sh!t. You get out in the world, you take more sh!t. You climb a little higher, you take less sh!t. Until one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what sh!t even looks like. Welcome to the layer cake, son."

This one wins for me

The incomparable Michael Gambon as Eddie Temple in Layer Cake. If only there was some way to include the aria that this speech leads into.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 06 Sep 2010, 11:34

The first one is "I'm on a horse".

The second one is Michael Gambon to Daniel Craig in LAYER CAKE.

The third is Butch and Marsellus in PULP FICTION.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 06 Sep 2010, 11:43

Noseman and his sidekick Captain Hair

DonTirri · Post by **DonTirri** » 06 Sep 2010, 17:00

Wizzie wrote:

Captain Unibrow and his sidekick Noseman

Fix'd for ya. Because we all know Alonslow won't play second fiddle to anyone

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 06 Sep 2010, 21:59

Kubica: It'll be a very long time before a Renault driver wrecks his car for your benefit again, punk...

noisebox · Post by **noisebox** » 06 Sep 2010, 22:06

Look, these overalls are just too tight, OK?

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 07 Sep 2010, 08:12

McLaren engineer: "Your car looks a bit f-duct there, Jenson"

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 07 Sep 2010, 14:17

[quote="noisebox"]

...997, 998, 999, 1000! Renault here I come!!!

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 08 Sep 2010, 04:05

NEW PICTURE!

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 08 Sep 2010, 13:52

Oh no, Nelson Piquet Jr.'s back...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Sep 2010, 13:54

KR: I'm currently going cold turkey for my coke and magnum addiction.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 08 Sep 2010, 14:11

As punishment for race-fixing, Ferrari are ordered to join Nelson Piquet in the Naughty Corner.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Sep 2010, 14:19

Adrian, has anyone ever told you how lovely your eyes are?

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 08 Sep 2010, 15:44

.. Maybe next year ...

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 08 Sep 2010, 21:40

madmark1974 wrote:

.. Maybe next year ...

It's like an F1/Le Mans prototype hybrid...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 08 Sep 2010, 21:48

The words Jacques, Villeneuve's, Racing and Vision are a worry.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 08 Sep 2010, 21:49

ADx_Wales wrote:The words Jacques, Villeneuve's, Racing and Vision are a worry.

The fact the vehicles look like the unfortunate result of a F Nippon mating a digger is not helping either.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 09 Sep 2010, 10:33

It was later found out that the title "Speed Challenge" was inspired by the 1999 BAR 001, i.e. it was a Challenge to find any Speed in that car.

Kimi "If I don't beat them I might as well go and do some rallying"

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 09 Sep 2010, 10:38

MinardiFan95 wrote:It was later found out that the title "Speed Challenge" was inspired by the 1999 BAR 001, i.e. it was a Challenge to find any Speed in that car.

If it was inspired by the BAR 01, it would be "Reliability Challenge", because there was some speed in it.

JV: We like to win races!
HHF: We will win races!
JV: I'm bald!
HHF: Um, that wasn't in the script, Jacques...

coops · Post by **coops** » 09 Sep 2010, 10:44

"Now we're Williams drivers we're both looking forward to dominating F1 well into the next decade!"

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 09 Sep 2010, 13:53

Well, even I found this funny.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 09 Sep 2010, 14:28

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FIA = Fernando Is Ahead ...?

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 09 Sep 2010, 16:20

Nothing needs to be said.