Caption this!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Oct 2010, 12:00

The Passenger wrote:
Once there was this guy who
Went to play with working girls and thought no one would find out
But when he finally came back
He saw some tabloid had published photos
He couldn't quite explain it, he'd always just gone there...

This will not be beaten in a thousand years...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 02 Oct 2010, 13:58

Alonso: It's a kids' game!

North Korea's interpretation of Formula 1. In real life, it's Kim Jong Il's personal bunker road.

Force India's Junior team

Up, up and away! Way too much Red Bull drunk!

Incredible Test Maxies

Todt: Eddie, you suck. OFF TO JAGUAR WITH YOU
Schumacher: See you sucker
Irvine: I'm still world's Nr. 2 driver!!!

Petrov: Sigh, my Jedi trick got reversed. ???? ????? ?? ???!!! (Edit: The ?-s meant to be Russian characters. Petrov gone cursing at Mark.)

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 02 Oct 2010, 14:23

Mark Slade: "And this is how we're going to fit another medal on Brezhnev's chest."

(You need to understand Russian humour to find this one funny)

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 04 Oct 2010, 00:27

If anybody else makes a Yakov Smirnoff joke I shall scream...

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 04 Oct 2010, 12:51

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:

MarK:" The good news is that you are getting plenty of press cover. Bad news is that it's on F1Rejects again".
Petrov:Facepalm...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 05 Oct 2010, 23:34

New one for you guys:

Before we continue though the significance of this picture is it's been taken by a certain M. Webber...

EDIT: It seems that the picture has died...

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 05 Oct 2010, 23:42

Max Mosley and his supporters.

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 06 Oct 2010, 06:29

Captain Hammer wrote:

So you guys get thrown around, people do all sorts of painful stuff to you? Hmm, I like that...

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 08 Oct 2010, 08:25

A new one:

YOU, GET, NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 08 Oct 2010, 08:35

Shizuka wrote:

Tonio Liuzzi awaits the verdict of the big wigs at Force India

razta · Post by **razta** » 08 Oct 2010, 09:02

lewis trying out for the new Stig role

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 08 Oct 2010, 09:38

Photographer: "Say Cheese..."
LH: "&*%* off..."

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 08 Oct 2010, 09:48

Some say that he once fell in love with a wig he saw on top of a pole in Japan.
And that his helmet turns yellow when he's in love.

All we know is, he's called the Stig.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 08 Oct 2010, 12:53

Coming soon: ANTSMSW4CTDG (Alleged-Nazi-Themed-Sado-Masochistic-Sex-With-4-Crash-Test-Dummies-Gate)

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 08 Oct 2010, 19:57

You have to admit, they do some rough stuff to these test dummies, I mean, just look at that picture...

Thunderer · Post by **Thunderer** » 08 Oct 2010, 20:28

Captain Hammer wrote:Jeremy Clarkson: "When the FIA asked us to finish the Korean Grand Prix circuit for them, we took one look at our twenty-four hour road works and thought 'How hard can it be?'"

Richard Hammond: "That's not gone well."

James May: "Oh, Cock..."

Popi_Larrauri · Post by **Popi_Larrauri** » 08 Oct 2010, 21:06

Captain Hammer wrote:

Mark Slade: "And this is how we're going to fit another medal on Brezhnev's chest."

(You need to understand Russian humour to find this one funny)

Something to do with being three or four times awarded with the "Hero of the Soviet Union" medal as a birthday gift?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 09 Oct 2010, 05:27

Red Bull's entrant for this year's Sydney-Hobart.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 09 Oct 2010, 12:10

The concept for the 2011 plane to be used in the Red Bull Air Race World Championship, ultimately leading to the cancellation of the series.

coops · Post by **coops** » 09 Oct 2010, 12:11

"Its from Kimi, he had a late night or something"

razta · Post by **razta** » 09 Oct 2010, 16:09

All this time Mercedes had the WRONG Schumacher

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 09 Oct 2010, 23:21

razta wrote:

The Mercedes Benz retirement village

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 09 Oct 2010, 23:51

Mercedes' new DTM team for 2011.

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 10 Oct 2010, 00:18

JACQUES VILLENEUVE
You're doing it wrong.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 Oct 2010, 01:48

Ralf: "Ha, now he's smiling, but just imagine the dumb look on his face when they tell him I get the F1 seat..."

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 10 Oct 2010, 02:26

Ralf: Oh lord, wont you buy me (a seat in a) Mercedes-Benz, my friends all drive DTM cars... oh wait, I dont have any friends. Still, I must make amends.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 10 Oct 2010, 03:17

The Red Bull RB7.

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Oct 2010, 09:00

Haug "Its an honour to be in the presence of THREE German legends. Mercedes, Michael.........and Kraftwerk on my headphones"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Oct 2010, 09:54

Wizzie wrote:
razta wrote:

The Mercedes Benz retirement village

This one is genial!

Ralf: Norbert, can I get a seat?
Haug: We'll talk about it!
Michael: Of course no... wait what?

coops · Post by **coops** » 10 Oct 2010, 11:19

Shizuka wrote:
Ralf: Norbert, can I get a seat?
Haug: Sure, take one of those white plastic ones with you on your way out

Fixed.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Oct 2010, 11:26

That's even better.

Warren Hughes · Post by **Warren Hughes** » 10 Oct 2010, 13:07

Cynon wrote:

For some reason this picture reminds me of the Zakspeed picture from earlier in the thread.

(I know that's not actually a caption, sorry

)

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Oct 2010, 18:24

"-Eeerm...Mark, come'ere, man.-"

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 10 Oct 2010, 19:32

One more I got for this one

Haug: Ralf, you come here to take a pic with me and Michael, or... YOU ARE FIRED!
Michael: Haha, I drive an F1 car, while you only drive a touring car!
Ralf: *forced smile*

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 10 Oct 2010, 21:06

After this picture was taken...
Ralf: *sing* "I made pole this year and you did no-ot."

Viresh · Post by **Viresh** » 11 Oct 2010, 13:23

Definitely it's a A Budget Cap cool to see it.

Ed24 · Post by **Ed24** » 15 Oct 2010, 14:10

anything for this?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Oct 2010, 14:17

Don't forget to allow for my special fee escalator when it comes to planning any new taxes or cuts to the budget. OK?

coops · Post by **coops** » 15 Oct 2010, 14:30

"Just remember Mr Drago, I aint no Apollo Creed!"

Bleu · Post by **Bleu** » 15 Oct 2010, 18:53

Putin: "Bernie, remember that I have practiced judo. You know what happens if this track fails, understood?"