Caption this!

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 22 Jun 2009, 17:15

StoneColdSpider wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:

I wish I had KERS.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 23 Jun 2009, 13:44

Please, nobody post the pictue of the woman in the FOTA RULES! shirt standing in front of Max Mosley. It was posted on the Autosport forums and I proved it to be a Photoshop ... which no-one there liked. Apparently you have to have an unconditional hatred of Mosley to be welcome there. Unfortantely, jus because tha lot wanted the photo to be real doesn't mean it is.

Anyway, back on topic with this little gem:

Bernie: "Max? It's Bernie. Listen, Flav's high; we just spent ten minutes at a stop sign, waiting for it to change to green. I need you to come pick me up."

Post by **Nuppiz** » 23 Jun 2009, 13:48

Captain Hammer wrote:

"Max, are you absolutely sure that getting the team managers drunk is the best way to reunite FOTA with FIA again?"

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 23 Jun 2009, 13:52

Nuppiz wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:

"Max, are you absolutely sure that getting the team managers drunk is the best way to reunite FOTA with FIA again?"

"Max, I think Flav just touched me in my private area..."

Jack O Malley · Post by **Jack O Malley** » 23 Jun 2009, 16:22

This pic made my day! :lol:

Post by **Nuppiz** » 23 Jun 2009, 16:52

Gaston Mazzacane has a new set of wheels in 2000

"This will probably be the faster way to go around the Monaco track"

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 23 Jun 2009, 22:54

Nuppiz wrote:

Mazzacane: "I would put the kickstand up but that will void my insurance policy."

BB01 · Post by **BB01** » 24 Jun 2009, 03:20

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote:

I wish I had KERS.

I like that one :lol:

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 24 Jun 2009, 05:38

Nuppiz wrote:

Gaston Mazzacane sets out to prove that pay drivers are 'well-balanced individuals' after misinterpreting his critics.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a highly-trained carrier pigeon sent by FOTA to deliver a message for Max Mosley; the kind that he will regret looking up to receive.

So yes, it's a bird.

Flav: "What? Sascha Baron Cohen can get away with it!"

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 Jun 2009, 07:38

Nuppiz wrote:

"I knew we were running out of spares but I didn't think they were running THAT low"

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Jun 2009, 23:16

That way to the exit, Max.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Jun 2009, 23:20

Flav: Which way is it to Max's leaving do ?

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 24 Jun 2009, 23:42

Kimi. Where's my Magnum. You ate it didn't you

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 25 Jun 2009, 00:01

Max: I may be perverted, but there are limits.

TS020 · Post by **TS020** » 25 Jun 2009, 00:52

Luca - You know Kimi I was quite looking forward to seeing how the breakaway series would fair
Kimi - As long as I get my after race popsicle, I don't care what series I'm in

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 25 Jun 2009, 02:36

Luca: "We have Max by the balls."
Kimi: "He's into that sort of thing."

Libertango · Post by **Libertango** » 04 Jul 2009, 08:12

RejectSteve wrote:
Luca: "We have Max by the balls."
Kimi: "He's into that sort of thing."

One of the best out there!

Caption this:

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 04 Jul 2009, 11:02

Libertango wrote:

Watch out for pedestrians: one of them might be Max Mosley, and you'll spend the next sixteen years trying to buff him out.

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 04 Jul 2009, 14:43

RejectSteve wrote:

Luca: "Do not underestimate the power of the dark side!"
Kimi: "Emmätiiä"*

*The literal translation to this would be 'Idunno'. Doesn't quite capture the essence, tho.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 04 Jul 2009, 15:12

Libertango wrote:Caption this:

The condition Max was in after exiting his ANTSMSW5PG dungeon.

ImissJORDAN · Post by **ImissJORDAN** » 04 Jul 2009, 17:23

Max: Sorry, Bernie, paper beats rock.
Bernie: If you're thinking of telling me the rules, the exit's that way!

Bernie: Are you one of my children??

Yannick · Post by **Yannick** » 04 Jul 2009, 17:40

Bernie: Why are you asking me if you can test the new Brabham?

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 06 Jul 2009, 09:21

Yannick wrote:

JV: DC just told me that I used to be the champion. That can't be right?
Bernie: What?! In your dreams, baldy.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 06 Jul 2009, 19:46

Lads, the Rejects Forum is back up again.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 06 Jul 2009, 20:00

Ross Prawn wrote:

Exactly WHAT are they posting about us on the Internet?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 08 Jul 2009, 01:51

Ross Prawn wrote:

"The FIA agreed to our demands. They're going to put Max Mosley on the moon so that he can't interfere."

"How did the launch go?"

"Well, Max insisted on being a part of the process and everything went balls-up. The FIA just became the first organisation to successfully land a man on Poland."

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 08 Jul 2009, 09:57

Ross Prawn wrote:

"Reject of the Race again guys. Good job"

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 08 Jul 2009, 18:52

Jacques: No one wants me in their team anymore. Can I take Mosley's job to get my revenge?
Bernie: Why not?

ImissJORDAN · Post by **ImissJORDAN** » 08 Jul 2009, 19:44

Nelson was dejected because Flavio had told him to go and stand facing the wall again..

StoneColdSpider · Post by **StoneColdSpider** » 10 Jul 2009, 03:15

Max: hey Bernie do u want some phonebooks so u can talk to this guy face to face?
Bernie: one of these days Max one of these days.... POW ZOOM straight to the moon!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » 10 Jul 2009, 05:17

Bernie: Max, what the &%&@* are you doing, you're ruining F1?
Max: What do you mean, can't you tell I'm doing a brilliant job of running F1?

StoneColdSpider · Post by **StoneColdSpider** » 10 Jul 2009, 08:56

"Alonso said I was improving so much that he gave me a special tip that all the top drivers do.... he told me this is the best place to study the circuit from...."

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 11 Jul 2009, 20:31

Come on Fernando let me out. I promise to to out qualify you again.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 11 Jul 2009, 20:34

Kimi: What sort of Ferrari can I borrow to do the Finnish Rally ?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 12 Jul 2009, 10:47

"Six ... seven ... eight ... nine ... ten. Ready or not, here I come!"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 14 Jul 2009, 08:02

Webber: "You said I'd get ten years' bad luck in exchange for surviving that Mercedes backflip. Does this mean we're even?"

Webber: "I'll be straight with you: I'm not impressed. I don't think you've got what it takes to succeed in this competition. I'm sorry Sebastien, but you got past the opening rounds and now it's time to go home. It's a no from me."
Vettel: "I'm going to back Mark's comments up here. There's something about you; you just don't have the drive to win, and you haven't shown us anything like the kind of determination we'd expect here. You had your chance ... and you blew it. It's a no from me, too."
Massa: "And me. Who's next?"
Webber: "Jamie Alguersuari, from Spain. He's twenty years old, and has a British F3 crown to his name. So You Think You Can Drive, Jamie?"

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 16 Jul 2009, 15:35

Captain Hammer wrote:Webber: "You said I'd get ten years' bad luck in exchange for surviving that Mercedes backflip. Does this mean we're even?"

That's a pretty darn good one actually! :lol:

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 18 Jul 2009, 10:58

Waris wrote:
Captain Hammer wrote:Webber: "You said I'd get ten years' bad luck in exchange for surviving that Mercedes backflip. Does this mean we're even?"

That's a pretty darn good one actually!

All of mine aree pretty darn good, as evidenced by these next two:

Mark Webber: "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

The most important thing for a Formula One driver is to beat your team-mate.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 18 Jul 2009, 16:39

Vettel: "What do you think, Mark, will this upgrade be good enough for Toro Rosso?"
Webber: "Guess so..."

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 18 Jul 2009, 17:18

"Come on [insert name of gay F1 driver here], you know you want to!"

*Apologies for any trauma this picture may have caused.

And that's why I'm changing my surname.