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"Effective Dispute Resolution" by Max Mosley
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"Making Overtaking Easy" by the Overtaking Working Group

"Honesty: the Key to Success" by Lewis Hamilton and the Vodafone McLaren Mercedes team.

"Great Formula 1 Circuits" by Hermann Tilke
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"Being Michael Schumacher's Brother" by Ralf Schumacher
"Being Michael Schumacher's teammate" by Rubens Barrichello with an epilogue by Felipe Massa
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TS020 wrote:"Being Michael Schumacher's Brother" by Ralf Schumacher
"Being Michael Schumacher's teammate" by Rubens Barrichello with an epilogue by Felipe Massa


And a prologue jointly written by Martin Brundle, Riccardo Patrese, JJ Lehto, Jos Verstappen, Johnny Herbert and Eddie Irvine.
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Captain Hammer wrote:"Effective Dispute Resolution" by Max Mosley


I've read that, I'll copy it here for you all to read, if I may.

"Effective Dispute Resolution"

Is bloody impossible. /Love Max
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Diplomacy by Ruebens Barrichello. Forward by M. Mosely
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"Discretion Is The Better Part Of Valour" - Eddie Jordan
"Tarmac Laying Masterclass" - The Dallas 1984 Promoters (updated edition features Canadian Grand Prix Special for 2008)
"Track Invaders Help No-One" - Rubens Barrichello
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A full year with Toro Rosso, co-written by S. Bourdais and S. Speed.
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ranig wrote:A full year with Toro Rosso, co-written by S. Bourdais and S. Speed.


Bourdais had a full year with them last year, and Speed had a full year back in 2006...
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"The F1 Driver's Wife's Guide to Proper Pit-Lane Etiquette and Fashion" by Sandra Andretti.
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"How to Kerb Crawl Without Getting Caught" by Max Mosley - Forward by Tomas Schekter.
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"Amazons at the wheel: succesful women in F1" by Giovanna Amati & Desiree Wilson
"The gourmet guide to Japan: Delicious sushi" by Mark Webber
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''Bernie Ecclestone's life achievements'' by all of his fans.
''My Struggle'' by Lewis Hamilton
''I love the taste of champagne'' by Sebastien Bourdais

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kb9vrg wrote:"The F1 Driver's Wife's Guide to Proper Pit-Lane Etiquette and Fashion" by Sandra Andretti.

With a foreword fron Nicole Shertzinger (or however you spell her name)
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"Aesthetics and Speed Combined" by the 1999 BAR team.
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Coo wrote:"Aesthetics and Speed Combined" by the 1999 BAR team.

And bolting it together.
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"Flavio and I: The Good Times" by Nelsinho Piquet.
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BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
ranig wrote:A full year with Toro Rosso, co-written by S. Bourdais and S. Speed.


Bourdais had a full year with them last year, and Speed had a full year back in 2006...


You're right... so that would be something like:

A full second year with Toro Rosso, co-written by S. Bourdais and S. Speed. This book features an in-depth look at the Nürburgring track...
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"Money Efficiency" - now co-written by BMW and Toyota.
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"Our long-term future in F1" by BMW-Sauber : http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/77400

Preface by Piquet Jnr.
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dr-baker wrote:"Our long-term future in F1" by BMW-Sauber : http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/77400

Preface by Piquet Jnr.

I'm sure this book will have rave reviews from Alex Shnaider.
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I'm so glad Schumacher has come out of retirement... by Kimi Raikkonen!
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"How to irritate the shite out of every F1 viewer" by Nicole Scherzinger, foreword by Jonathan Legard.
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Debaser wrote:"How to irritate the shite out of every F1 viewer" by Nicole Scherzinger, foreword by Jonathan Legard.


I'm sure that would be one of the longer ones. Probably a chapter in there by Lewis Hamilton's father as well.
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RAK wrote:
Debaser wrote:"How to irritate the shite out of every F1 viewer" by Nicole Scherzinger, foreword by Jonathan Legard.


I'm sure that would be one of the longer ones. Probably a chapter in there by Lewis Hamilton's father as well.

Certainly James Allen was involved in this.
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RejectSteve wrote:
Coo wrote:"Aesthetics and Speed Combined" by the 1999 BAR team.

And bolting it together.

Foreword by 2007 Honda.
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Schumacher's reject page.

Not a book as such but it would be very short.
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redbulljack14 wrote:Schumacher's reject page.

Not a book as such but it would be very short.



AKA: That first race at Jordan.
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"Going Away Discreetly" - Nelson Piquet Jr, foreword by Juan Pablo Montoya and epilogue by Max Mosley.

"Staying Retired" - a collaboration between Michael Schumacher, Niki Lauda, Nigel Mansell, Jacques Villenueve, Alan Jones and Mario Andretti.

By the way, thehemoglobin, you probably haven't missed your Formula One prime. Tiago Monteiro didn't even sit in a racing car until he was a year older than your signature says you are, only raced part-time for the first year-and-a-bit of his career while finishing off a degree and still did well enough in F1 to escape Reject status...
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Alianora La Canta wrote:"Going Away Discreetly" - Nelson Piquet Jr, foreword by Juan Pablo Montoya and epilogue by Max Mosley.

"Staying Retired" - a collaboration between Michael Schumacher, Niki Lauda, Nigel Mansell, Jacques Villenueve, Alan Jones and Mario Andretti.

By the way, thehemoglobin, you probably haven't missed your Formula One prime. Tiago Monteiro didn't even sit in a racing car until he was a year older than your signature says you are, only raced part-time for the first year-and-a-bit of his career while finishing off a degree and still did well enough in F1 to escape Reject status...


http://f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=312&p=7391#p7391
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Thank you for the correction, thehemogoblin.
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Alianora La Canta wrote:Thank you for the correction, thehemogoblin.


No, thank you for the correction.
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Racing against the odds: How I was number two and became a champion - by Rubens Barrichello
How to beat your team mate - by Fernando Alonso (2007 edition)
F1 is no place for politics - by Alain Prost
Winning the World Rally Championship as a rookie - by Kimi Raikonnen
How I retired and never looked back - co-written by Nigel Mansell and Michael Schumacher
50 tips and tricks for pitting in China - by Lewis Hamilton
The New FOTA racing series - documented and fully illustrated by FIA

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Here's some more:

Beauty and Ellegance: the new look of F1 cars - by FIA (2009 edition)
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"Get in quick, get safely out, stay out of trouble -- Pit stops made easy" by Coulthard, Berger & Hamilton
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muttley wrote:"Get in quick, get safely out, stay out of trouble -- Pit stops made easy" by Coulthard, Berger & Hamilton


Don't forget the foreword by Jos Verstappen.
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"Taking Setbacks With Dignity" - Ferrari, with special contributions by nearly every team on the F1 Rejects website to have ever suffered a set-back
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"Flav shows no favoritism" by Nelson Piquet Jr., Johnny Herbert, Jos Verstappen
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World of Gravel - Jos Verstappen with foreword by Nelson Piqeut Jr
Pitlane entry made easy - David Coulthard
Sucessful teammate partnershops - TWR Arrows
Where's FOCA? - Formula One Teams Association
Sucessful Japanese F1 Drivers - Takumo Sato and Aguri Suzuki with Foreword by Yuji Ide
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"How to leave F1 quietly" by Nelson Piquet Jr
"Knowing when to leave" by Nigel Mansell (Foreword by Alan Jones, Footnotes by Damon Hill)
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