Caption this!

amunt · Post by **amunt** » 15 Oct 2010, 20:13

"... okay Bernie, how much YOU pay us for this? In Soviet Russia, you know..."

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 15 Oct 2010, 20:25

Bernie: You know the deal, assassinate Mark, Fernando, Jenson and Lewis so Vettel can win the title, then you'll get your Grand Prix.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 16 Oct 2010, 09:02

Hello Vladimir....mmmmmMMMMMMMWWAAAAAAAAAH

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 16 Oct 2010, 09:41

Bernie: "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."

coops · Post by **coops** » 16 Oct 2010, 11:42

"Mwah! Its been real Vladski. Lets do lunch sometime, okay babe?"

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 16 Oct 2010, 14:02

"On the next episode of Evil Idol, the FIA and KGB go head-to-head for the right to face FOX in the grand finale."

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 16 Oct 2010, 16:27

Mercedes GP revealed their 2011 driver line-up.

SDHammer · Post by **SDHammer** » 18 Oct 2010, 15:15

resir014 wrote:

Ralf, Norbert and Michael smile innocently for the cameras little realising that the Phantom Supergluer has hatched another evil plan.

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 20 Oct 2010, 15:43

CarlosFerreira wrote:Bernie: "Pleased to meet you. Hope you guess my name."

Genius

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Oct 2010, 16:09

Can you confirm you understand this message?

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 21 Oct 2010, 15:31

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 21 Oct 2010, 15:47

Bernie : "Look, I am so keen that Vettel must win the championship that I am taking his place to make sure it happens (and with one eye closed too)" ...

Or ...

Bernie's sponsorship appeared to have dried up, so a seat at HRT was no longer an option.

razta · Post by **razta** » 21 Oct 2010, 17:37

MS: And just what the heck are you doing here.. RALF??!!!

RS: Frank..I'm Back.. I Heard you're getting rid of the Hulk?

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 21 Oct 2010, 17:44

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Oct 2010, 18:21

ch gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 21 Oct 2010, 18:40

ADx_Wales wrote:

ch gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

??

coops · Post by **coops** » 21 Oct 2010, 18:58

"Mein gott! Did F1 Rejects not make enough jokes the last time we were pictured together?! Go avay!"

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 21 Oct 2010, 19:32

ADx_Wales wrote:Ich gehe auf dieser leeren Straße
Auf dem Boulevard of Broken Dreams
Wo die Stadt schläft
Und ich bin der einzige, und ich gehe a. ..

Mein Schatten ist der einzige, der Walks Beside Me
Mein Herz flach ist die einzige Sache, das ist, was Sache ist
Manchmal wünsche ich mir jemand mich herausfinden Es
'Til Dann laufe ich allein ...

Google translator rocks.

You could have just asked me to translate the text for you, since I'm currently studying to be a translator, y'see?

Michael: "I will be back to winning races next year, I promise you that."
Ralf: "Suuuuure..."

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Oct 2010, 19:47

There is no word for WALK in german?

What do you do instead of walking?

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 21 Oct 2010, 20:31

We do but for some reason the translator did not gave you that...
Translation on the spot, could be done a bit better though if I give it more time.

Ich gehe durch diese leere Straße,
auf dem Boulevard der zerbrochenen Träume,
wo die Stadt schläft
und ich bin der Einzige, und gehe alleine.

Nur mein Schatten, der mit mir geht,
mein leeres Herz ist das einzige was pulsiert.
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, jemand da draußen würde mich finden.
Bis dahin gehe ich alleine.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 21 Oct 2010, 20:37

The sinister six

Michael: Ralf, you look like a turkey now, no offense...

Ich liebe dich nicht du liebst mich nicht aha...

Post by **mario** » 21 Oct 2010, 22:02

Chandhok realises that when Kolles told him that he would be "back behind the wheel", it wasn't quite in the sense that he had been hoping for...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 21 Oct 2010, 22:03

Laxatives: Where will you be when they kick in? (In response to Fernando's facial expression)

Ralf (To self): "This better not end up on F1 Rejects"

Ralf on his way to the grid after losing yet another drive.[/quote]

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 21 Oct 2010, 22:28

Fernando (to self): Where the bloody hell is my cheque?

Michael: Hey! Who the hell is that? Wha? My alter-ego? Nonsense! GUARDS!

Murray Walker: And in the lead of the Formula 1 marathon is Ralf Schumacher, who's making a surprising start

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Oct 2010, 23:18

Karun: "Yes its in pretty good shape considering the bumps and clouts it had when Rubens threw it out of his car and I somehow magically scooped it into the car"

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Oct 2010, 23:20

JeremyMcClean wrote:

Murray Walker: And in the lead of the Formula 1 marathon is Ralf Schumacher, who's making a surprising start

James Hunt: Your talking rubbish murray, thats the start line he's only walking, how am I alive anyway?

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 22 Oct 2010, 12:47

"BRAZIL NEEDS A NEW HERO."
I said it first, just after the first race of this season. And some people laughed.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 22 Oct 2010, 21:28

Karun Chandhok, about 45 minutes away from giving HRT's new car, from the very transparent N.visi Bull firm its first test....

J Washburn Stoker · Post by **J Washburn Stoker** » 24 Oct 2010, 04:33

No caption, but I couldn't not show them side by side.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 24 Oct 2010, 04:47

J Washburn Stoker wrote:No caption, but I couldn't not show them side by side.

I dare someone to have that as their avatar if Kubica wins today

coops · Post by **coops** » 24 Oct 2010, 11:10

Michael and Ralf hit the town!

watka · Post by **watka** » 24 Oct 2010, 20:34

Klon wrote:We do but for some reason the translator did not gave you that...
Translation on the spot, could be done a bit better though if I give it more time.

Ich gehe durch diese leere Straße,
auf dem Boulevard der zerbrochenen Träume,
wo die Stadt schläft
und ich bin der Einzige, und gehe alleine.

Nur mein Schatten, der mit mir geht,
mein leeres Herz ist das einzige was pulsiert.
Manchmal wünsche ich mir, jemand da draußen würde mich finden.
Bis dahin gehe ich alleine.

Reminds me of the time that I asked Phoenix to translate this for me.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 25 Oct 2010, 04:06

Karun Chandhok: "And when I push this button, nothing happens, because it's not connected to anything, either."

baddriving50 · Post by **baddriving50** » 25 Oct 2010, 05:38

Karun Chandhok: "Huh, I don't remember this button. What does 'C.K.G.H.' stand for again? Must be important if it's the biggest one on there."

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 25 Oct 2010, 06:47

HRT unveils their 2011 car (well, as much as they could build of it before the money ran out).

The racers against Sebastian Vettel Group met up before the race at Korea and decided how they would make him retire from the race.

Scarne · Post by **Scarne** » 25 Oct 2010, 11:16

TAXI!

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 25 Oct 2010, 12:40

Dear Santa,

This year a want the WDC in Christmas. Please don´t let me down.

With Love,

Nando

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 26 Oct 2010, 08:13

After being not too pleased with his 80th birthday present from Red Bull, Bernie decides to slip one of those Red Bull cans on his walking frame into Vettel's engine.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 26 Oct 2010, 09:15

Bernie gets Vettel's celebratory gesture slightly wrong ....

P.S. Like the revised avatar, Minardifan!

P_Friesacher · Post by **P_Friesacher** » 26 Oct 2010, 11:25

In hindsight, Yamamoto's crash in the first corner was entirely foreseeable.