Caption this!

Dan B · Post by **Dan B** » 12 Nov 2010, 17:08

XurizManson wrote:

Haters gonna hate.

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 12 Nov 2010, 17:25

Capelli modelling the original design of 3D TV goggles.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 12 Nov 2010, 21:51

XurizManson wrote:

They see me rollin', they hatin'.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 Nov 2010, 23:08

Wurz: Whm thm fmck hmve wm gmt tm wmmr thms tmcky crmp?
Webber: M Dmnt knmw
Nico: Wmrm bmmng spmnsmrd bm thm stmt mf tmxms
Narain: Ymm smmd thmt wmthmmt mmvmng ymr lmps!

XurizManson · Post by **XurizManson** » 12 Nov 2010, 23:19

ADx_Wales wrote:

Wurz: Whm thm fmck hmve wm gmt tm wmmr thms tmcky crmp?
Webber: M Dmnt knmw
Nico: Wmrm bmmng spmnsmrd bm thm stmt mf tmxms
Narain: Ymm smmd thmt wmthmmt mmvmng ymr lmps!

Damn, you won! Kenny McCormick rules

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 13 Nov 2010, 00:06

Wild Wild Williams

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 13 Nov 2010, 04:30

Vettel smiles for the camera, while Alonso watches Webber and Hamilton compare penis sises.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Nov 2010, 12:51

"Take this, Colin Kolles!"

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 Nov 2010, 13:04

Hamilton: Mark, I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar
I wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar, gay bar

Post by **mario** » 13 Nov 2010, 20:46

Well, when I saw this picture

it reminded me quite a bit of this picture

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 13 Nov 2010, 20:49

Jeremy Clarkson, BBC presenter

Fernando Alonso, Dual F1 World Champion

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 13 Nov 2010, 21:24

Webber: "It's good to be part of a well-oiled team."

In case you don't get that reference (and you won't unless you're Finnish, and even then it's rather obscure), here goes: http://www.hs.fi/fingerpori/1135238858419

I wondered why Vettel's face looked so familiar in the picture, and then I remembered that strip and laughed a lot. And yes, most of you will need a translation so allow me...

Panel 1: "The guys on my football team didn't play together too well."
2: "Nowadays I've been making adult entertainment."
3: "It's good to be part of a well-oiled team."

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 13 Nov 2010, 22:13

Wizzie wrote:Fernando Alonso, Dual F1 World Champion

And he'll stay that way, if and when Mark Webber gets to him

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Nov 2010, 23:53

Cha-Mone

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 Nov 2010, 23:56

Salesman: The flaw with Giant Future Vision Sunglasses, is that you may see into the future, but what you see may only be a fraction of a second of your paticurlar future.
Ivan: I dont care how much they are, I can see me in a Ferrari, sold!!!

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 14 Nov 2010, 19:35

Fernando Alonso does a post-race advertisement for his personal sponsor: Vaseline.

Chewie · Post by **Chewie** » 14 Nov 2010, 19:40

Cynon wrote:New image for you to caption:

Petrov shows Massa the proper way to let Alonso pass:-

AFTER THE FLAG!!!!!!

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:03

'Russian swine ! In my day the Renault number two driver knew when to crash !!'

Chewie · Post by **Chewie** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:08

Cynon wrote:New image for you to caption:

Look NO HANDS!!!! and you still can't get past me you spoiled brat!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:22

Ross Prawn wrote:

'Russian swine ! In my day the Renault number two driver knew when to crash !!'

You win

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:23

Petrov: Not bad for a number 2 driver
Alonso: bathplug off
Alguersuari: Hang on, I ain't crashed into anyone yet, hey guys wait up.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:30

Ok Alonso has 1 spud left, Petrov still has both left...and we begin again...one-potato two-potato......

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 14 Nov 2010, 20:43

Whoops, sorry Cynon, but I absolutely put my caption where yours was. I thought I hit quote, but I apparently hit edit. My bad.

Chewie · Post by **Chewie** » 14 Nov 2010, 21:21

Ross Prawn wrote:

If you think this makes Alonso mad, just wait until he hears that Katie hasn't been voted off the X factor!!!!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 14 Nov 2010, 22:00

Codemasters' F1 2010 - officially no longer the only place where Petrov drives like Alonso and Alonso drives like Petrov.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 15 Nov 2010, 09:11

Fernando Alonso makes the unfortunate mistake of challenging Vitaly Petrov to a boxing match as;
- Petrov has a height advantage (at 6'1", the tallest driver in the field).
- Petrov can use two hands.

No word if Jaime Alguersuari volunteered to be the referee.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 15 Nov 2010, 10:07

Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Or:

Petrov: Comrade, isn't it ironic to get your title lost by the team you drove for last year?
Alonso: Vete a la mierda
Petrov: What?
Domenicali: Abbiamo perso, questo cazzo, Fernando
Alonso: Io vado a calci nel culo quando torniamo
Alguersuari: Can I join in the fun?
Petrov: NYET
Alonso: Got a truncheon?
Alguersuari: No, but I got some new tunes to play!
Alonso: YOU EEEDIOT!
Petrov: Eric... get me some vodka and meet me in the parc fermé.
Bouiller: What do you need it for?
Petrov: Fernando was not faster than me, can you confirm you understand this message?
Alonso: I HEARD THAT VITALY, f€&? you

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 15 Nov 2010, 16:36

And now for an German insider:
"Was-e erlauben Petrov?"

The Passenger · Post by **The Passenger** » 15 Nov 2010, 17:35

Shizuka wrote:Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 15 Nov 2010, 17:56

Petrov: "Yes, yes yes yes YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Alonso: "A que te meto, Aniceto."
Bouiller: "Nice one, Vitaly, very well done, we are proud of you...but, erm...well, we've already signed another driver for the next season."
Alonso: "Haaaaaaaaaa ha!"
Bouiller: "Urm, yeah...I hope you don't mind Mikhail Aleshin taking over your seat, Vitaly."
Petrov: "Whatever. I have to talk to some friends. See you."
Alguersuari: "Yeah...yeah, thanks a lot, guys. Love, dudes...What?! Taking over Webber's seat?!?! Are you f*cking with me?!?!?!...Well, OK...Yeah, I have a contract, but...Yes, Franz...Yes, of course, there's no arguing against that...Yeah, see you there, then."

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 15 Nov 2010, 20:27

The other photo still has life in it I am sure but I couldn't resist adding this photo of Davide Valsecchi on the Abu Dhabi podium this weekend.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 15 Nov 2010, 23:43

Well, at least we beat Webber.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 16 Nov 2010, 00:11

Did you just fart Fernando?

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 16 Nov 2010, 06:21

This isn't a new picture to caption but can someone please photoshop the picture below to make it Rubens Barrichello instead? :lol:

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 16 Nov 2010, 12:05

The Passenger wrote:
Shizuka wrote:Petrov: After you lose, we'll drink to your health! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Which game did I quote from?

Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!

Yes! Correct!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 16 Nov 2010, 22:31

Domenicali: Fernando, Felipe is faster than you. Repeat, Felipe is faster than you. Can you confirm this message?

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 17 Nov 2010, 11:27

[quote="redbulljack14"]

Petrov: So if I take my hands off, can you overtake me now?

ANZ_TF110 · Post by **ANZ_TF110** » 19 Nov 2010, 00:11

Captain Hammer wrote:

Codemasters' F1 2010 - officially no longer the only place where Petrov drives like Alonso and Alonso drives like Petrov.

I didnt know that Alonso could driver a PS3 game, he can't drive a real F1 car that well anyways :lol:

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 19 Nov 2010, 01:21

That Renault front wing is very heavily doohickeyed.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 19 Nov 2010, 02:07

"Welcome to the #1 drivers club, little guy."