Caption this!

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 19 Nov 2010, 02:16

F1000X wrote:

MW: Now, when you see a car in front of you, you go behind it and then you move beside it, and you overtake the car. It's EASY, Fernando!
FA: Shut up. :evil:

TimmyB · Post by **TimmyB** » 19 Nov 2010, 02:21

Hey Seb, how many World Titles do you want to win?

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 19 Nov 2010, 08:01

Schumacher: I AM YOUR MASTER
Vettel: Michael... I AM YOUR SLAVE

OR

Schumacher: THAT'S MY BOY!

Webber: And this is how your championship hopes will drop as well as your patience, mate.
Alonso: Stop. :evil:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Nov 2010, 09:32

So what position did you finish in today, Mr Vettel?

Waris · Post by **Waris** » 19 Nov 2010, 14:28

In Soviet Russia, Petrov is faster than YOU!!

(Can't believe no one made a "In Soviet Russia" joke yet. Btw, here's a fun song to laud Petrov with: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWyijSFeJHI

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 19 Nov 2010, 14:37

And despite the number of goof-ups Sebastian made this year, he still won the World Championship.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 20 Nov 2010, 13:56

It took Sebastian many years to perfect the pointy finger thing.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Nov 2010, 07:38

[Clarkson Mode]I went onto the internet earlier today and I found this:

[/Clarkson Mode]

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Nov 2010, 16:34

Sorry for my ignorance but how many types of brakes are there? I've never heard of driving brakes for instance....

Isn't the word Parking a bit superfluous?

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 25 Nov 2010, 19:02

dr-baker wrote:

Sorry for my ignorance but how many types of brakes are there? I've never heard of driving brakes for instance.... Isn't the word Parking a bit superfluous?

It's American for handbrake, because they can't fathom a gearstick.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 25 Nov 2010, 19:27

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
dr-baker wrote:

Sorry for my ignorance but how many types of brakes are there? I've never heard of driving brakes for instance.... Isn't the word Parking a bit superfluous?

It's American for handbrake, because they can't fathom a gearstick.

Britain and America, separated by a common language.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 27 Nov 2010, 00:35

Mark Webber: "So, Fernando ... I hear you just can't keep it up anymore."

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 27 Nov 2010, 00:35

dr-baker wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:
dr-baker wrote:

Sorry for my ignorance but how many types of brakes are there? I've never heard of driving brakes for instance.... Isn't the word Parking a bit superfluous?

It's American for handbrake, because they can't fathom a gearstick.

Britain and America, separated by a common language.

nor can button.....

Glennerz · Post by **Glennerz** » 27 Nov 2010, 15:24

Post by **tommykl** » 27 Nov 2010, 15:28

Glennerz wrote:

That's what happens when my ex-wife gets mad.

Glennerz · Post by **Glennerz** » 27 Nov 2010, 16:50

I miss one alimony check and...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 27 Nov 2010, 19:02

Sometimes, wearing the wrong sunglasses can give you that "panda" look.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 27 Nov 2010, 22:51

Clearly SOMEONE wasn't pleased with Bernie's next brilliant plan...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 28 Nov 2010, 01:04

Bernie now has a reason to take the British GP away.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 28 Nov 2010, 10:14

"That's the last time I make fun of Max Mosley for his fetishes..."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 29 Nov 2010, 12:48

WeirdKerr wrote:
nor can button.....

I remember that. His helmet wasn't fastened properly or something, and it kept moving about. So he had to drive for most of the race with one hand holding it in place. And he still came second.

Bernie Ecclestone: "Arrgh."

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 29 Nov 2010, 23:07

"Eurgh, Flavio Briatore in swimsuit."

Jeroen Krautmeir · Post by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 01 Dec 2010, 07:16

Nick: And that's how I plan to win the world championship with a McLaren chassis and Ferrari engine.
Michael: I swear if you manage to even win a race, I'll give up everything I own!
Sebastian: Haha! (Sucker! In 4 years time, I'll be kicking both of their arses!)

Myrvold · Post by **Myrvold** » 01 Dec 2010, 09:31

Is that pic of Bernie real?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 01 Dec 2010, 09:53

Myrvold wrote:Is that pic of Bernie real?

It's taken off of the Daily Mail's website. I don't know how authoritative that paper is as a journalistic source.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Dec 2010, 10:09

thehemogoblin wrote:
Myrvold wrote:Is that pic of Bernie real?

It's taken off of the Daily Mail's website. I don't know how authoritative that paper is as a journalistic source.

Well Have I Got News For You seem to take the piss out of the Mail quite abit... then again they take the piss out of all the major British newspapers :lol:

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Dec 2010, 13:39

Wizzie wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Myrvold wrote:Is that pic of Bernie real?

It's taken off of the Daily Mail's website. I don't know how authoritative that paper is as a journalistic source.

Well Have I Got News For You seem to take the piss out of the Mail quite abit... then again they take the piss out of all the major British newspapers

I bathplug love that show.

watka · Post by **watka** » 01 Dec 2010, 13:43

thehemogoblin wrote:
Myrvold wrote:Is that pic of Bernie real?

It's taken off of the Daily Mail's website. I don't know how authoritative that paper is as a journalistic source.

A typical Daily Mail headline: http://bit.ly/c5fhH4

Basically they are doom-mongers who find some far-flung threat to humanity and then promote it as headline news.

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 01 Dec 2010, 17:44

watka wrote:A typical Daily Mail headline: http://bit.ly/c5fhH4

What I love about that is that the page name directly contradicts the article. 'Terrorists more likely to get you than cancer from airport security scanners, scientist claims' vs. 'Airport X-ray scanner is just as likely to kill you as a terrorist bomb'. Yup, that's some great proof-reading there guys.

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 01 Dec 2010, 18:14

Deutschland über alles

This came to my mind.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 01 Dec 2010, 19:23

Can you spot the only one here without a race win?

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 01 Dec 2010, 20:04

The #1 Drivers club, with butler.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 01 Dec 2010, 22:16

The good, the cute and the bad.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 01 Dec 2010, 22:55

Michael: Yes... now remember, when winning a race, my padawans, remember,
Seb: Do or do not...
Nick: There is no try...

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 02 Dec 2010, 06:39

watka wrote:
thehemogoblin wrote:
Myrvold wrote:Is that pic of Bernie real?

It's taken off of the Daily Mail's website. I don't know how authoritative that paper is as a journalistic source.

A typical Daily Mail headline: http://bit.ly/c5fhH4

Basically they are doom-mongers who find some far-flung threat to humanity and then promote it as headline news.

Oh, so they're like the American press?

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Dec 2010, 06:59

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
watka wrote:A typical Daily Mail headline: http://bit.ly/c5fhH4

What I love about that is that the page name directly contradicts the article. 'Terrorists more likely to get you than cancer from airport security scanners, scientist claims' vs. 'Airport X-ray scanner is just as likely to kill you as a terrorist bomb'. Yup, that's some great proof-reading there guys.

That's some quality editing there.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Dec 2010, 06:59

Cynon wrote:
watka wrote:A typical Daily Mail headline: http://bit.ly/c5fhH4

Basically they are doom-mongers who find some far-flung threat to humanity and then promote it as headline news.

Oh, so they're like the American press?

I object to this sentiment.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 02 Dec 2010, 10:30

Coming soon to a cinema / test driver role near you, Nick Heidfeld is "The Waterboy".

P.S. Adam Sandler wasn't available ...

razta · Post by **razta** » 04 Dec 2010, 05:08

ehem!