Caption this!

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 18 Jul 2009, 21:14

shinji wrote:

The shirtless guy who appears to have too many lunches forced the lady on the left to lose hers.

Ben Gilbert · Post by **Ben Gilbert** » 18 Jul 2009, 21:28

[quote="shinji"]

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Max's second attempt at a Nazi theme, this time involving a high balcony.

Or.

This is where Ralf Schumacher will end up (and look like) in about fve years.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 18 Jul 2009, 22:47

Ben Gilbert wrote:
shinji wrote:quote]

Max's second attempt at a Nazi theme, this time involving a high balcony.

Or.

This is where Ralf Schumacher will end up (and look like) in about fve years.

the one on the right?

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 18 Jul 2009, 22:54

shinji wrote:

"Come on [insert name of gay F1 driver here], you know you want to!"

Sorry, they're with each other right now.

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 19 Jul 2009, 00:36

Adrian Sutil: "We are not 'holding hands', we are merely exchanging long protien strands. If you can think of a better way to do it, then I'd like to hear about it!"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 19 Jul 2009, 01:41

Lewisteria Hamilton: "Adrian, when you make it to a REAL F1 team, you'll get to have more than one sponsor on your shirt."

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 19 Jul 2009, 04:32

Hamilton: "I thought all Germans wore socks with sandals."
Sutil: "Lewis, that's another lie. I guess all British F1 personalities have scandals."

Life w12 · Post by **Life w12** » 19 Jul 2009, 14:59

That thud you all heard was James Hunt rolling over in his grave

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 19 Jul 2009, 19:38

Captain Hammer wrote:

Adrian Sutil: "We are not 'holding hands', we are merely exchanging long protien strands. If you can think of a better way to do it, then I'd like to hear about it!"

...Love the Simpsons reference. One of my other interests in life...

FW08 · Post by **FW08** » 20 Jul 2009, 08:14

Captain Hammer wrote:Adrian Sutil: "We are not 'holding hands', we are merely exchanging long protien strands. If you can think of a better way to do it, then I'd like to hear about it!"

I bow down before you sir, that's priceless.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 20 Jul 2009, 11:40

Hamilton: "Nice shirt! But try the man's section next time."

or

Hamilton: "Bruno, when did you get a drive in Formula 1?"

Ben Gilbert · Post by **Ben Gilbert** » 20 Jul 2009, 13:55

Life w12 wrote:
That thud you all heard was James Hunt rolling over in his grave

In a similar vein: 'And the one thing I can say to that is Bullshit!'

BB01 · Post by **BB01** » 20 Jul 2009, 21:40

Life w12 wrote:
That thud you all heard was James Hunt rolling over in his grave

... And James Allen flies into a jealous rage.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 21 Jul 2009, 03:50

BB01 wrote:
Life w12 wrote:That thud you all heard was James Hunt rolling over in his grave

... And James Allen flies into a jealous rage.

It all makes sense now. James Allen was the guy who blackmailed Sutil with his stolen laptop!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 21 Jul 2009, 06:11

"Welcome to Flavio Briatore's Rap School. For your first lession, I'm going to teach you the four things that will guarantee a chart-topping song.

Number one: find yourself a woman. Make sure you're punching above your weight.
Number two: nod your head a lot.
Number three: point at your crotch a lot.
Number four: say 'uh' a lot.

Now, for homework, I want you to go out and get yourself acquitted of murder."

Pedro_Diniz · Post by **Pedro_Diniz** » 21 Jul 2009, 09:12

Flav feels a bit of a tit. As usual.

MaxZero · Post by **MaxZero** » 21 Jul 2009, 15:07

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Hamilton: "Nice shirt! But try the man's section next time."

Am i the only one that liked Spyker's merchandise? I thought the color was brilliant
My semi-luminous Spyker jumper is definitely a favorite guilty pleasure, tho my other half has banned me from wearing it anywhere near her

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 21 Jul 2009, 15:08

MZ, "brilliant" is a way to put it. "Day-glo" might be a fitting description as well.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 21 Jul 2009, 21:14

CarlosFerreira wrote:MZ, "brilliant" is a way to put it. "Day-glo" might be a fitting description as well.

McLaren had their dayglo shirts before Spyker, but the absolute worst was Honda's 2008 get up. Green shorts? Tisk, tisk, tisk.

TS020 · Post by **TS020** » 22 Jul 2009, 16:03

Jenson - Giddyup horsie!
Rubens - Get off me Jenson!

Post by **Nuppiz** » 22 Jul 2009, 16:24

TS020 wrote:

Button: I won! I won I won I won!
Barrichello: Blah-blah-blah-blah...
:mrgreen:

tastyhouse · Post by **tastyhouse** » 22 Jul 2009, 20:20

Hey Jens - check out next year's livery.............and performance numbers.....

Debaser · Post by **Debaser** » 22 Jul 2009, 21:22

On McLaren's red/orange/day-glo shirts, seeing the mechanics together wearing those shirts reminded me of a Chinese political rally in Beijing.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 22 Jul 2009, 22:52

Debaser wrote:On McLaren's red/orange/day-glo shirts, seeing the mechanics together wearing those shirts reminded me of a Chinese political rally in Beijing.

When asked why everyone who was in attendance at said rally was there, they all replied "I'm here for the Party."

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 23 Jul 2009, 02:50

TS020 wrote:

Jenson - Giddyup horsie!
Rubens - Get off me Jenson!

Someone's been hanging out on GT Planet. That same caption came up there.

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 23 Jul 2009, 09:39

Brawn have problems during test of new KERS system.

Ben Gilbert · Post by **Ben Gilbert** » 23 Jul 2009, 10:15

TS020 wrote:

'Get in there!'

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 23 Jul 2009, 12:10

TS020 wrote:

This is what Honda management dream of at night

Popi_Larrauri · Post by **Popi_Larrauri** » 23 Jul 2009, 19:19

TS020 wrote:

Jenson - Giddyup horsie!
Rubens - Get off me Jenson!

Nooo! Stop that car! Ruben!!! It's not what you think!!!

Popi_Larrauri · Post by **Popi_Larrauri** » 23 Jul 2009, 19:24

Captain Hammer wrote:

"Welcome to Flavio Briatore's Rap School. For your first lession, I'm going to teach you the four things that will guarantee a chart-topping song.

Number one: find yourself a woman. Make sure you're punching above your weight.
Number two: nod your head a lot.
Number three: point at your crotch a lot.
Number four: say 'uh' a lot.

Now, for homework, I want you to go out and get yourself acquitted of murder."

Yeah, yeah, guys... I f**k her, you caption me... deal.

Many Blue Flags · Post by **Many Blue Flags** » 23 Jul 2009, 20:15

You mean I get to run to the podium again?

alvaro3d · Post by **alvaro3d** » 24 Jul 2009, 03:30

Vijay: Where is that ice cream eater bastard? he screwed Sutil again

Flav: There, go kick his ass

Fitch · Post by **Fitch** » 24 Jul 2009, 05:51

Kali Ma Shock Tee Dei!! Kali Ma shock Tee Dei!!

Yeah it's probably spelled wrong..but if you get it, you get it.......

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 24 Jul 2009, 10:07

TEMPLE OF DOOM?

TS020 · Post by **TS020** » 24 Jul 2009, 15:55

Flav: What you don't see is that there is a hole in the back of her skirt for

.

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Jul 2009, 16:00

I have to say, this really hurts. She's gorgeous and elegant and he's, well, Flab Flav.

Post by **Nuppiz** » 24 Jul 2009, 16:02

Flavio Briatore presents the Flav-Harem's new 2009 'chassis'.

RejectSteve · Post by **RejectSteve** » 24 Jul 2009, 19:09

alvaro3d wrote:

Vijay: Where is that ice cream eater bastard? he screwed Sutil again

Flav: There, go kick his ass

Epic. Win.

CarlosFerreira wrote:I have to say, this really hurts. She's gorgeous and elegant and he's, well, Flab Flav.

Money is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

CarlosFerreira · Post by **CarlosFerreira** » 24 Jul 2009, 19:29

RejectSteve wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:I have to say, this really hurts. She's gorgeous and elegant and he's, well, Flab Flav.
Money is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Possibly. I, personally, wouldn't know. :cry:

Snoozey2 · Post by **Snoozey2** » 25 Jul 2009, 16:02