Caption this!

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 21 Jan 2011, 12:12

Roger Penske picked a bad day to field four cars.

700HP, 0 Talent

There was a clearance sale at the used carbon fiber store the next day.

The 'drive like Jason Plato' contest didn't last very long.

Nascar fans tuned into the remainder of the season.

Finally, Danica Patrick on top of the competition!

The IRLs revolutionary 'no brakes' chassis was a success.

Hey Captain Hammer, still think Laguna Seca produces bad racing?

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 21 Jan 2011, 20:17

Flavio, and Micheal come up with ways to not be noticed by Bernie.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 22 Jan 2011, 03:09

Good lord, do I even need to caption this?

Well, at least Flavio is being honest with himself.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 22 Jan 2011, 03:19

Little-known fact: Alonso and Massa were supposed to be unlockable characters in Crash Twinsanity, but Naughty Dog decided to cut the added content at the last moment. Now you know.

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 22 Jan 2011, 03:25

It was not long until Massa and Barrichello had become the closest of friends.

Post by **tommykl** » 22 Jan 2011, 08:28

Fernando Alonso - from relying on Felipe to lying on Felipe.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 23 Jan 2011, 14:54

Fernando - Felipe is flatter...than...you... Can you confirm you understand?

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 23 Jan 2011, 16:14

HRT's new car design for 2011.

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 23 Jan 2011, 20:53

Seeing that with your signature was just wrong! :lol:

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 24 Jan 2011, 13:30

Then that means my nefarious plan is working! Mwahaha! "Best Signature" here I come!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 25 Jan 2011, 11:57

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 25 Jan 2011, 12:17

Wizzie wrote:

With money tight at Lotus, Heikki was told to take up multi-tasking...

Post by **Nuppiz** » 25 Jan 2011, 15:24

"Hello, would you be interested in ordering the Autosport magazine? Oh, I sound familiar? That's because I'm Heikki Kovalainen, I had to take up this phone marketing job because Lotus can't afford to pay me at the moment."

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Jan 2011, 16:26

Heikki: Your call is very important to us, please stay on hold.

Background noise: Para bailar la bamba, para bailar la bamba se necesita una poca de gracia......

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 25 Jan 2011, 16:47

Yes, I'd like to order fifty subscriptions of Hustler Magazine to the McLaren office in Surry, England. My name....Lewis Hamilton.

fjackdaw · Post by **fjackdaw** » 25 Jan 2011, 17:00

Did you find your season with Sauber:

1) Excellent
2) Very Good
3) Good
4) Disappointing
5) Awful

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 25 Jan 2011, 17:19

Who knew Heikki had to work at a call center in order to bring money to Lotus...

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 25 Jan 2011, 19:18

...ohh, baby, what would you do to me next---ack! Erm, I mean, YES MR. CHAPMAN, BOY IS IT NICE TO NOT MISUSE THE COMPANY PHONES...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Jan 2011, 22:17

Reverie Planetarian wrote:...ohh, baby, what would you do to me next---ack! Erm, I mean, YES MR. CHAPMAN, BOY IS IT NICE TO NOT MISUSE THE COMPANY PHONES...

And we have a winner, and once again, it is not Nick Heidfeld.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 25 Jan 2011, 23:06

YES MOM, Jarno's parents DID say I could sleep over tonight!

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 26 Jan 2011, 13:50

My two attempts ...

1. Hello, this is Lotus, can I help you? No, no, not that Lotus, the other one ...

2. Ah yes hello, could I order a new fire extinguisher please?

Glennerz · Post by **Glennerz** » 26 Jan 2011, 16:43

With a watch on each wrist, no phone-call would hinder Heikki's ability to quote the time!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Jan 2011, 17:51

(On the phone to Vitantonio Liuzzi)

Heikki: YOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING! SACKED IN THE MORNING!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 26 Jan 2011, 21:34

Hello, this is Heikki Kovalainen, after my Vodafone commercial with Lewis, I decided to promote BT, can you spare a moment for me telling you about new BT prices?

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 26 Jan 2011, 22:05

Heikki: Yes, Ma'am just tell me your address that I will go and extinguish your fire right away!!! :twisted:

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 Jan 2011, 22:58

Hello, do you have a copy of "Fly Fishing" By J.R. Hartley?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 26 Jan 2011, 23:06

Heikki: Time to crank call Tonio

*Phone rings*

Tonio: Ciao
Heikki: Hello this is Vijay Mallya, I would like to tell you that you have been resigned for 2011 as our Number 1 driver, *bursts out laughing*
Tonio: Adrian, is that you?

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 26 Jan 2011, 23:25

Heikki Kovalainen: "In my opinion, Tony Fernandes is an idiot ... yes, you can quote me on that ... it's spelt T-R-U-L-L-I."

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 27 Jan 2011, 02:50

Heikki: Who to prank call? Hmm... Vitaly Petrov seems like a good choice.
-----------------------------
Vitaly: Ya? Wat is it?
Heikki: Good morning to you sir! We are calling everyone in the F1 paddock for a free trip to Hawaii!
Vitaly: Eye ken go thair on mai own free time! Is thr-ee in morneng, ya?
Heikki: First Question: What is your own opinion on Liver?
Vitaly: I hate Liver, ya!
Heikki: What country do you come from?
Vitaly: .........Soviet Russia.
Heikki: Where is your car?
Vitaly: .........In my Garage.
Heikki: How do you stir eggs?
Vitaly: With a beater. At least I do.
Heikki: What is your name?
Vitaly: ........Vitaly Petrov. Why did you call me?
Heikki: Thank you for your time. We'll let you know if you've won.
(hangs up)
Heikki: Now to edit with mah new software!
---------------------------------------------------
The next day, Heikki calls Robert Kubica
Robert: Yallo?
Heikki (with sound recorder of Vitaly): In Soviet Russia, Petrov beat you!
Robert: >:(

And this is how the Petrov-Kubica rivalry started.

EDIT: Fixed. Thanks, Captain Hammer!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 28 Jan 2011, 13:00

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: I cahn go ther' on mah own free time! And it's 'tree in da morning, ya!

Dude, he's not Scottish. He's Russian. It's very difficult to type with a Russian accent, but this it probably how it should go:

JeremyMcClean wrote:Vitaly: Eye ken go thair on mai own free time! Is thr-ee in morneng, ya?

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 28 Jan 2011, 13:04

DOSBoot wrote:

heikki:*tsk* soooo hoow are youu?
Jarno: fiiine. hows lotus?
heikki: which one?
Jaro: Oh, yoouu

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 28 Jan 2011, 22:54

Heikki Kovalainen: "And I'd like fifteen large pepperoni pizzas. To be delivered to the Lotus factory in Enstone, heh-heh."

Peter · Post by **Peter** » 28 Jan 2011, 23:12

Captain Hammer wrote:

Heikki Kovalainen: "And I'd like fifteen large anchovy pizzas. To be delivered to the Lotus factory in Enstone, heh-heh."

Fixed.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 29 Jan 2011, 10:46

Heikki: "... and that's why I think Rubens Barrichello is an old prat who should go home... yes you can put it in the Autosport Magazine... yes my name is indeed Michael Schumacher. "

madcat · Post by **madcat** » 29 Jan 2011, 11:42

Heikki: "...no, I'm the only gay in the village...."

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 31 Jan 2011, 00:08

OK, what's the number for 911?

resir014 · Post by **resir014** » 31 Jan 2011, 01:44

Caption this. :lol:

Collieafc · Post by **Collieafc** » 31 Jan 2011, 08:24

resir014 wrote:

Caption this.

Guys, lets get a few snaps of Alonso's ego!

Shizuka · Post by **Shizuka** » 31 Jan 2011, 09:54

And what IS Deletraz doing?

Ross Prawn · Post by **Ross Prawn** » 31 Jan 2011, 18:47

Shizuka wrote:

Max Moseley has a quiet afternoon out in Chelsea