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Sammy Jones wrote:Another good result for the team, Chris has had a fantastic weekend, I'm only sorry he couldn't finish it on the podium, but nonetheless we continue to rack up the points between us and although AMR are quite far ahead in the standings, I think between myself and Chris we can outscore them enough to overcome them.

Oh and yes I was relieved Barii Mori didn't make it into the race, probably one of the main reasons why I actually finished! :lol:
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Phoenix McAllister wrote:It goes without saying I'm not at all impressed with our performance this weekend. That we creamed the opposition in the last race doesn't mean I'm going to be any more lenient after yet another mediocre weekend. We have those guys working for the famous webpage called F1 Rejects watching us and we want them to rate us high in their season's end review, so I'm beginning to lose my patience yet again, and I can indeed understand Barii's frustrations. I will fire more people if things doesn't improve, and there are plenty engineers out there hungry to show their worth. And I'd like Honda to show more commitment if possible. They can do it much better than they are doing.
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Lame Ass Magazine wrote:Nicolas Steele has been quite mad, if he hasn't been already. He's being an ass to his former teammate, Jari Kekkonen, who is outpreforming Steele. He's been mocked all around the paddock. He's been mocked in the F1 Rejects Forum! Steele, in an interview following qualifying, says that he actually wants to qualify for a race, rather than go for a cup "that means you're the best of the worst." Steele has been cranky for a long time, which explains his firing last season (he was fired via fax, out of all things).
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Cameron walks out on Calinetic

Former F1RWRS champion Gary Cameron has sensationally quit Team Calinetic with immediate effect after scoring only 3 points in the first six races this season, including 3 DNQs and a humiliating last place in the last round at Zandvoort. The Englishman has now registered his interest in filling the vacant second seat at Prospec alongside reigning champion Nathanael Spencer.
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Douglas Mann wrote:So close to scoring another point... But I wouldn't have wanted to deprive Hagane of his point and risk a collision between temmates!


I could have let you past though...

...or are team orders banned?

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Shizuka wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
Douglas Mann wrote:So close to scoring another point... But I wouldn't have wanted to deprive Hagane of his point and risk a collision between temmates!


I could have let you past though...

...or are team orders banned?

Let's not run the risk... And I pay you to score points, not give them away to me!
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Nicolas Steele wrote:To the person who runs Team Calinetic: Do you have any interest in having me join your team? This thing with Pacchia-Coswojuddhartlambo isn't quite working out.
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JeremyMcClean wrote:
Nicolas Steele wrote:To the person who runs Team Calinetic: Do you have any interest in having me join your team? This thing with Pacchia-Coswojuddhartlambo isn't quite working out.

Rhys runs Calinetic, it's one of the original teams. By the way Rhys, I would like that Prospec seat for definite, just to confirm.
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Warren Hughes wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:
Nicolas Steele wrote:To the person who runs Team Calinetic: Do you have any interest in having me join your team? This thing with Pacchia-Coswojuddhartlambo isn't quite working out.

Rhys runs Calinetic, it's one of the original teams. By the way Rhys, I would like that Prospec seat for definite, just to confirm.


OK then, so for the next race you'll be at Prospec. Jeremy, you want Steele at Calinetic immediately?
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Oi! MRT is still looking for people who want to attend the Nurburgring Test for the 2nd seat in 2013.
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Wizzie wrote:Oi! MRT is still looking for people who want to attend the Nurburgring Test for the 2nd seat in 2013.

Put Zimmer down for it.
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Put Spencer down for it too.
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Precision will be holding a test roughly around MRT's date at Oschersleben. FInal date tbc. Candidates welcome.
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Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:Precision will be holding a test roughly around MRT's date at Oschersleben. FInal date tbc. Candidates welcome.


May I remind you that you're required at the MRT test on the Saturday since you're the first driver to test the M3B?
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Wizzie wrote:
Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:Precision will be holding a test roughly around MRT's date at Oschersleben. FInal date tbc. Candidates welcome.


May I remind you that you're required at the MRT test on the Saturday since you're the first driver to test the M3B?

D'oh! Forgive my ignorance! :oops:

Make that the week after then.
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PRE-QUALIFYING FOR SILVERSTONE:

RESULTS OF QUALIFYING HEAT #1:

Barii MORI: 1:05.81
Jeroen KRAUTMEIR: 1:06.10
Chris DAGNALL: 1:06.26
Hagane SHIZUKA: 1:06.51
Gary CAMERON: 1:06.63
James DAVIES: 1:06.87
Darren OLDER JR: 1:07.19
Luca PACCHIARINI: 1:07.65

RESULTS OF QUALIFYING HEAT #2:

Phoenix MCALLISTER: 1:05.88
Frank ZIMMER: 1:05.99
Pippa MANN: 1:06.30
Dean O'LAUCHLAN: 1:06.48
Nathanael SPENCER: 1:06.71
Dave SIMPSON: 1:06.83
Richie WHITE: 1:07.11
Damon CANNON: 1:07.35

RESULTS OF QUALIFYING HEAT #3:

Douglas MANN: 1:05.84
Sammy JONES: 1:06.19
Thomas DE BOCK: 1:06.35
Resi RESPATI: 1:06.59
Nicolas STEELE: 1:06.69
Jari KEKKONEN: 1:06.97
Ashley WATKINSON: 1:07.07
Tristan JUNG: 1:07.44

RESULTS OF QUALIFYING HEAT #4:

Daniel MELROSE: 1:05.93
Kay LON: 1:06.04
Rhys DAVIES: 1:06.24
T. HEMO GOBLIN: 1:06.41
Aurelian MOLL: 1:06.77
Daniel MARTINS: 1:06.92
Giovanni RODA: 1:07.04
David KOCZO: 1:07.26

COMBINED PRE-QUALIFYING RESULTS:

Barii MORI: 1:05.81
Douglas MANN: 1:05.84
Phoenix MCALLISTER: 1:05.88
Daniel MELROSE: 1:05.93
Frank ZIMMER: 1:05.99
Kay LON: 1:06.04
Jeroen KRAUTMEIR: 1:06.10
Sammy JONES: 1:06.19
Rhys DAVIES: 1:06.24
Chris DAGNALL: 1:06.26
Pippa MANN: 1:06.30
Thomas DE BOCK: 1:06.35
T. HEMO GOBLIN: 1:06.41
Dean O'LAUCHLAN: 1:06.48
Hagane SHIZUKA: 1:06.51
Resi RESPATI: 1:06.59
Gary CAMERON: 1:06.63
Nicolas STEELE: 1:06.69
Nathanael SPENCER: 1:06.71
Aurelian MOLL: 1:06.77
Dave SIMPSON: 1:06.83
James DAVIES: 1:06.87
Daniel MARTINS: 1:06.92
Jari KEKKONEN: 1:06.97
Giovanni RODA: 1:07.04
Ashley WATKINSON: 1:07.07
Richie WHITE: 1:07.11
Darren OLDER JR: 1:07.19
David KOCZO: 1:07.26
Damon CANNON: 1:07.35
Tristan JUNG: 1:07.44
Luca PACCHIARINI: 1:07.65
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Damon Cannon wrote:This is just stupid. I can't even pre-qualify for my home race. I think I'm going to throw my name into the hat for one of the Precison Motorsport seats for next season.


Richie White wrote:It's now FIVE DNPQs in 8 races. Screw you Mr Bahar! Either improve the car for next race or you can stick your 5 year contract up your a**e.


Damon Cannon wrote:Good God mate! Have a sense of commitment. I'm doing no better than you (in fact you've got more points than I have). At least I'm going to try and see out the year with CR rather than break contract, which could see your career ruined through months of courts cases.
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Richie White wrote:It's now FIVE DNPQs in 8 races. Screw you Mr Bahar! Either improve the car for next race or you can stick your 5 year contract up your a**e.


Danny Bahar wrote:Watch it! I'm not Max Mosely! I don't go in for that kind of thing!
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MAN Racing is happy to see both drivers qualify again, and pass their sympathies to sister=team AMR for only one of their drivers qualifying this time.
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Phoenix McAllister wrote:Obviously we're very pleased to see that our car is working well at this track. We're definately taking steps on the right direction, and I'm happy about that. I'll still press my boys hard to keep up, because this is an incredibly tough championship and you can't just ease up for a moment. As for Barii, I congratulate him for his performance, as well as thank him for the patience he's having with my team. I promised him the car would improve, and it has indeed improved. We're on a constant chase for the optimal performances.
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Sammy Jones wrote:The cars are running superbly, and me and Chris are delighted to be going so well at our home race, with our HQ only 15 minutes down the road. I used to do karting at Silverstone when I was younger, so it's a dream to be finally going well here after the trials of the past two seasons.

Oh yeah, and that cocky douche Mori better watch himself because if I see him in my mirrors I'll be driving that arrogant little rookie off the road! That should shut him up! :twisted:
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Phoenix McAllister wrote:I have to warn Sammy Jones that if he tries to do something to my driver the only thing he'll be able to handle for the rest of his life will be a wheelchair. Have a nice day.
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Rhys Davies wrote:Sammy, if you take out Mori, leave some for me!

Frank Zimmer wrote:McAllister, if you go that length to protect Mori, just remember, I still haven't forgotten our Rosenforth days...


This is fun, isn't it?
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Barii Mori wrote:Very glad to be top of the practice time charts, hope we can turn this into a decent front row. As for Mr Jones, if he does see me in his mirrors, one hopes he will be looking at the blue flags waving at him, or maybe i should give him a white flag before the race....
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Frank Zimmer wrote:McAllister, if you go that length to protect Mori, just remember, I still haven't forgotten our Rosenforth days...


Phoenix McAllister wrote:Are you talking about the time I bathplugged your girlfriend? She wasn't happy with you anyway...But now seriously, why are so many people turned against Barii Mori? I don't understand it. We better watch out when we lap those guys tomorrow, but if someone tries something cheeky, there'll be more than just words...
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Aurelien Moll together wrote:Guys, this is getting a tad out of hand with that last comment by McAllister, and I think I'm speaking for Tom as well. Try to tone it down, alright? Apparently, everything we say gets posted on a family forum...


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Philippe Nicolas would like to test for Precision. :)
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RACE #7 - SILVERSTONE

Qualifying:

Fairly straight forward session, Melrose hauls his crapbox onto pole with a brilliant lap, edging out the home boys at RubberTex.

1st: MRT-BMW - Daniel MELROSE: 1:04.00
2nd: RubberTex-Jones - Sammy JONES: +0.15
3rd: RubberTex-Jones - Chris DAGNALL: +0.30
4th: SAFTPHonda - Barii MORI: +0.39
5th: Manx-Anglo-Nippon - Douglas MANN: +0.46
6th: NAB-HRT - Rhys DAVIES: +0.70
7th: SAFTPHonda - Phoenix MCALLISTER: +0.71
8th: MRT-BMW - Jeroen KRAUTMEIR: +0.79
9th: NAB-HRT - Frank ZIMMER: +0.96
10th: Anglo-Manx Racing - Pippa MANN: +1.05
11th: Manx-Anglo-Nippon - Hagane SHIZUKA: +1.22
12th: Kahama Motor Sport - Kay LON: +1.26
13th: Equipe de Course Belge - Thomas DE BOCK: +1.39
14th: Prospec - Gary CAMERON: +1.48
15th: Hemogoblin Autowerks - T. HEMO GOBLIN: +1.64
16th: Prospec - Nathanael SPENCER: +1.74
17th: Team Calinetic - Nicolas STEELE: +1.86
18th: O'Lauchlan MS - Dean O'LAUCHLAN: +1.95
19th: Flying Fish MS - Resi RESPATI: +2.13

Race:

1st: Chris Dagnall (RubberTex-Jones): 36:08.74
2nd: Douglas Mann (Manx-Anglo-Nippon): +17.83
3rd: Frank Zimmer (NAB-HRT): +22.41
4th: Daniel Melrose (MRT-BMW): +25.83
5th: Jeroen Krautmeir (MRT-BMW): +26.94
6th: Kay Lon (Kahama Motor Sport): +32.68
7th: Pippa Mann (Anglo-Manx Racing): +34.05
8th: Gary Cameron (Prospec): +44.27
9th: Phoenix McAllister (SAFTPHonda): +57.47
10th: Nathanael Spencer (Prospec): +1:06.84
11th: Nicolas Steele (Team Calinetic): +1 LAP
12th: Resi Respati (Flying Fish MS): +1 LAP
13th: Thomas De Bock (Equipe de COurse Belge): +1 LAP
14th: Dean O'Lauchlan (O'Lauchlan MS): +1 LAP
15th: T. Hemo Goblin (Hemogoblin Autowerks): +2 LAPS
DNF: Hagane Shizuka (Manx-Anglo-Nippon): L1 (collision)
DNF: Rhys Davies (NAB-HRT): L1 (collision)
DNF: Sammy Jones (RubberTex-Jones): L1 (collision)
DNF: Barii Mori (SAFTPHonda): L1 (collision)
Fastest Lap: Chris Dagnall (1:05.83)

Anyone want to guess what happened at turn 1? Jones runs wide, hits the brakes, and leaves Mori with nowehere to go. Davies joins in as well, running up Mori's backside without even touching the brakes, and Shizuka catches Jones as he goes past, but makes it to Abbey before he collided with Hemo Goblin, retiring and forcing Hemo Goblin to pit for some lengthy repairs. As for the rest of the race, Dagnall easily won, never even losing his spot during the stops. Mann and Zimmer both benefitted from the carnage, and the two MRTs were lucky to be that high, with Krautmeir generally off the pace and Melrose losing bucketloads of time after a spin on the first lap as he defended from Dagnall, the only thing saving them being lightning pit stops. The only other incident of note was a 20 second time penalty to Nicolas Steele, for being, well, not exactly the most gracious backmarker ever. However, he was 32 seconds up the road from Respati, so it didn't make the slightest difference.

Drivers’ Championship (After Round 7 of 16):
1st: Chris Dagnall (45)
= 2nd: Pippa Mann (39)
= 2nd: Kay Lon (39)
4th: Phoenix McAllister (27)
= 5th: James Davies (26)
= 5th: Rhys Davies (26)
7th: Daniel Melrose (23)
8th: Darren Older Jr (16)
= 9th: Nathanael Spencer (15)
= 9th: Douglas Mann (15)
11th: Hagane Shizuka (11)
= 12th: Ashley Watkinson (8)
= 12th: Frank Zimmer (8)
14th: Sammy Jones (7)
15th: David Koczo (6)
= 16th: Richie White (5)
= 16th: Barii Mori (5)
= 16th: Dave Simpson (5)
= 16th: Jeroen Krautmeir (5)
= 20th: Tristan Jung (4)
= 20th: T. Hemo Goblin (4)
= 20th: Gary Cameron (4)
23rd: Jari Kekkonen (3)
24th: Luca Pacchiarini (2)
25th: Damon Cannon (1)

Teams’ Championship:
1st: Anglo-Manx Racing (65)
2nd: RubberTex-Jones Racing (52)
3rd: Kahama Motor Sport (39)*
4th: NAB-Holden Racing Team (34)
5th: Super Aguri Footwork Team Phoenix Honda (32)
6th: Qantas MRT-BMW (27)
7th: Manx-Anglo-Nippon Racing Team (26)
8th: CR Motorsport (17)
9th: Prospec (16)
10th: Hemogoblin Autowerks (12)
11th: Team Calinetic (9)
= 12th: OzJet Team Minardi Australia (5)*
= 12th: Group Lotus (5)*
14th: Trueba Racing Team (4)
15th: ArrowTech Racing (3)
16th: Pacchia-Coswojuddhartlambo (2)*

*Denotes single car teams.
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Daniel Melrose wrote:Even by my own standards that was a simply sensational lap that got me pole position. However I've always considered myself a one-lap specialist so whether it indicates an improvement in performance in the car is up for debate.

Onto the race and even without the first lap spin I probably wouldn't have been able to hold a candle to Dagnall who was extrodinary out there displaying the natural talent and ability he's always had although I believe I could have finished on the podium without the spin. Jeroen did a good job in the other car and was consistantly in the top 10 all weekend and was rewarded with his first points finish of the year.
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Phoenix McAllister wrote:OK, WHERE THE F*CK IS JONES? WHERE IS HE???!!!!!!!!! COME HERE IF YOU HAVE SOME BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Today, we've assisted completely perplexed to one of the most barbaric scense we'ver ever seen in a motor racing circuit. After the Silverstone round of the F1RWRS season, Phoenix McAllister went to the garage of the RubberTex-Jones Racing outfit and began to hit Sammy Jones hard with his fists, after which he threw a rotten papaya at him. McAllister was prevented from further harming Jones by the security staff at the circuit, and was immediately arrested and taken to the local police precinct. It is expected that he'll be freed after paying a 20.000 pounds bond.
It shortly after transpired that Sammy Jones declared he was going to run McAllister's team-mate Barii Mori off the track should he be close to him. McAllister threatened Jones after that. Then, in the race, Sammy Jones ran wide at the first corner and hit the brakes in front of Mori, forcing a collision which made both drivers retire on the spot, as well as NAB driver Rhys Davies, who allegedly didn't even brake before colliding Mori. Rhys Davies also expressed his wish to perjudicate Barii Mori in the race. The F1 Rejects Board, presided by Enoch Law and Jamie McGregor, has declared that it'll investigate the case.
As for Sammy Jones, he was taken to the closest hospital with a broken nose, but he's declared that is perfectly fine, though he refused to give more declarations. Likewise, neither Rhys Davies nor any member of the SATPF outfit wanted to give any declarations, except for Phoenix McAllister which said that Sammy Jones and Rhys Davies were "f... up.


Sorry, but after seeing the first lap developments and the dogfight before the race, I just HAD to make this :lol: Besides, it gives me a good opportunity to improve my journalistic skills :D
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:OK then, so for the next race you'll be at Prospec. Jeremy, you want Steele at Calinetic immediately?


Sure, why not?

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Frank Zimmer wrote:Ahahahahaha! Moron McAllister got what he deserved!

Rhys Davies wrote:What? Who's saying I didn't hit the brake? 'Course I did. Maybe...
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Autosport wrote:MELROSE - I'll help Dagnall if neccesary

MRT's lead driver Daniel Melrose in a one on one interview with Autosport has revealed that he hasn't given up on his admittingly low championship chances but he has revealed that he will help Former F1 World Champion Chris Dagnall to the championship if need be.

"Chris has always been an inspritation for me during my career and has been a great help especially in my early days at Minardi when he was my Race Engineer" said the Australian. "Our championship quest at MRT this season isn't over yet but when it is we'll throw all our support to Dagnall and the guys at Rubber-Tex Jones."

When Melrose was asked about the apparent rift between Sammy Jones and Barii Mori he had this to say: "I have had the privilege to race against Jones in my time in F1 and I remember several great battles with him on track with two examples in particular coming to mind (Hungary 2006 and Italy 2007) and I highly respect him as a driver on track and off the track. However from experience Sammy has quite a short temper at times when I think back to one race when I accidentally squeezed him wide at the start sending him to the back of the field (China 2006). From memory Jones is also one of the most experienced drivers in Formula One history with about 200 odd starts so I for one would be on his side."
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Autosport wrote:Race Bans Likely?

After the events at Silverstone, it is rumoured that the governing body will be handing out some race bans, these will include a three race ban for Phoenix McAllister for his unsportsman like behavour after the race and bringing the sport into dispripute, a two race ban for Sammy Jones for unsportsman like conduct on and off the track when he ran Barii Mori off the track, a one race ban for Rhys Davies for unsportsman like conduct when he failed to brake and ploughed straight into the back of Barii Mori and a one race ban for Barii Mori for unsportsman like conduct off the track.

Barii Mori said to us before he left the track, "I am disappointed in Sammy Jones, I hope he thinks about what he has done and retires before the end of the season and takes up a sport that he can use his agression, maybe syncronised swimming or flower arranging. As for Rhys Davies, I am sure that NAB will not be happy at the repair bill nor at the points lost. Still I thank my team mate Phoenix for standing up for what was right, even if he did get a night in the cells and a massive bail, Sammy Jones has been told not to press charges as SAFTP have instructed their lawyers to start proceedings against RubberTex-Jones for attempted murder."
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Well, accidents happen... I was unlucky here. At least Douglas scored a podium!

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Thomas De Bock wrote:Attempted murder? This is going waaayyy too far. Anyway, I had a boring race, overall. The car is not at all performing like we want it to, and we'll just have to wait until next season.


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Umm... it may have died. Oops.
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Willy Rampf, MRT Technical Director wrote:MRT releases preliminary test timetable

Melrose Racing Team has announced a preliminary testing timetable for the Nurburgring test in July. Each day is being split into 3 session with the highlight of the test expected to be the launch of the M3B on the Saturday and the prospective drivers for the 2nd seat to replace the departing Krautmeir. The timetable is as follows:

Saturday

Morning Session (8:30am-11:30am)

M3B: J. Krautmeir
M2: D. O'Lauchlan
M3: N. Spencer, TBD, TBD

Afternoon Session (12:15pm-3:15pm)

M3B: J. Krautmeir
M2: D. O'Lauchlan
M3: R. White, G. Cameron, D. Simpson

Evening Session (3:45pm-6:45pm)

M3B: J. Krautmeir
M2: D. O'Lauchlan
M3: N. Steele, F. Zimmer, TBD

Sunday

Morning Session

M3B: D. Melrose
M3: F. Zimmer, D. O'Lauchlan, N. Steele

Afternoon Session

M3B: D. Melrose
M3: D. O'Lauchlan, N. Spencer, TBD

Evening Session

M3B: D. Melrose
M3: R. White, G. Cameron, D. Simpson

All the candidates for the 2nd seat get 2 sessions running each in the car over the two days and these results will be taken into consideration for the signing of our 2nd driver. For anyone interested there are 3 slots left at the test but we need to know whether you want to attend by the 3rd of July as seat fitting is taking place between the 5th of July and the 8th of July.


Before anyone asks I know Cameron, Steele and White didn't say they were interested but I need to make this slightly more credible :lol:
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the Masked Lapwing wrote:Umm... it may have died. Oops.


I was hoping that Daniel Martins would shine in that competition at this race... Oh, well, next race then (if the car becomes any good that is).
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Wookey wrote:Philippe Nicolas would like to test for Precision. :)

Why not join in the fun now and join a team rather than wait for next season?
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