Caption this!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 05 Feb 2011, 19:36

Jenson: Ok, so where do we shite?

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 05 Feb 2011, 22:50

redbulljack14 wrote:

Jenson: uummm what's the hole right in the middle for?
Louis: we're endurance racing now.

IdeFan · Post by **IdeFan** » 06 Feb 2011, 02:57

mario wrote:

Not a caption, but I like how Alonso and Massa are holding on for dear life and Luca's just having a great time in the background!

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 06 Feb 2011, 17:55

Before Lewis became an F1 driver, he was a reject audition for the Mr. Moose character in Captain Kangaroo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSpPyTNSlTU

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 06 Feb 2011, 21:09

Yep! Fixed his eyebrows. He looks a little strange now, though.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 07 Feb 2011, 15:00

After the 2011 banning of multiple-deck diffusers, teams are willing to put holes ANYWHERE to sneak some extra downforce past the rulesmakers...

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 07 Feb 2011, 15:05

ADx_Wales wrote:

^Mark Webber pressed the panic button on the X2010. Here's the effect... :shock:

Bleu wrote:

^The Virgin Racing came to the race while Kubica got injuried to recruit Kubica for their team, but it this was the effect... :oops:

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 07 Feb 2011, 15:46

Virgin Racing got some extra money by selling one their VR-01 chassis to Lucas Di Grassi for hill climbing. However, Di Grassi hasn´t been very successful at his 1st try. "I had to push too hard in order to overcome the massive advantage of the Ford Sierra and Peugeot 106", he said.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 08 Feb 2011, 07:28

It only took one Lewis Hamilton hat for Jenson Button to be typecasted as a squirrely driver.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 08 Feb 2011, 19:49

FMecha wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:

^Mark Webber pressed the panic button on the X2010. Here's the effect...

...and THAT'S why Vettel's the only one with an X2010.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 08 Feb 2011, 20:05

FMecha wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:

Mr Vettel i am arresting you for carless driving

DOSBoot · Post by **DOSBoot** » 09 Feb 2011, 02:37

Who's the moosiest moose we know?
Marty Moose!
Who's the star of our favorite show?
Marty Moose!
M is for Merry, we're merry you see;
O is for Oh gosh, Oh golly, Oh gee;
S is for Super Swell family glee;
E is for Everything you want to be.
M - A - R - T - Y;
M - O - O - S - E.
What's that spell?
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
Marty Moose!
(Hyuk), that's me!

Captain Hammer · Post by **Captain Hammer** » 09 Feb 2011, 02:52

Some say he's got a new minimalist design philosophy. And that maybe, just maybe, he's taking the piss a little.

All we know is, he's called ... Adrian Newey.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 09 Feb 2011, 15:22

2012 is when Red Bull Racing prepares to debut a design known as The Emperor's New Car.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 Feb 2011, 17:10

A simulation of what F1 will be like in 2040.

Post by **tommykl** » 09 Feb 2011, 17:40

Now there's definitely something horrendously wrong with this picture. What do you mean you can't see it? It's blatantly obvious!

I mean,

HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE THAT HIS SHOES AREN'T FIREPROOF?

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Feb 2011, 18:14

I thought this was Webber's RB7, you promised me the better car.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 09 Feb 2011, 21:46

D'oh! Vettel instantly said. He can now recall what Adrian Newey had told him: You see that red button on the wheel? Yea, that one. Whatever you do, don't touch it.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 10 Feb 2011, 02:00

Budget cuts forced the Red Bull team to make some adjustments to their training simulator...

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 10 Feb 2011, 10:19

McLaren realised a brilliant oppertunity to make some money every time Hamilton started overdriving.

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 10 Feb 2011, 15:21

Having mastered the art of weird sidepods, McLaren's next step was to tackle the problem of making nonsensical diffusers.

So far, the search is going well.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 Feb 2011, 23:45

Last year, McLaren tried to attach gatling guns to their cars, but the FIA refused to homologate them. This year, they'll try with spike stripes.

madmark1974 · Post by **madmark1974** » 11 Feb 2011, 09:56

Not to be outdone by Ferrari's 150 years of Italy celebration, McLaren decided to launch its Boadicea commemorative car ...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 11 Feb 2011, 14:24

Watch out, Vettel's about.

Cynon · Post by **Cynon** » 11 Feb 2011, 21:04

McLaren testing out a nerf bar off a NASCAR Modified car.

This is how Fernando got rid of his beard... but also...

... his brows.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 12 Feb 2011, 00:45

What in the world is Hamilton doing??? said the surprisingly high amount of people that were scratching their heads. I do give them credit, it's not every day you see a dishwasher rack on the back of an F1 car.

Glennerz · Post by **Glennerz** » 12 Feb 2011, 12:34

Girl in white: You've been a veeerrry baaad boooyyy, Maxxx! You need more of ze ponishment!
Max: Yessss!!! Bring it on!

Reverie Planetarian · Post by **Reverie Planetarian** » 12 Feb 2011, 19:40

Max Mosley's almost spot-on impressions of an F1 driver complete with engine noise terrified all who dared approach him except for a cursed few: these poor women.

They're deaf, you see, but they weren't when they met the man...

billy · Post by **billy** » 12 Feb 2011, 20:34

"Max Mosley declares his cloning project a complete success!"

Post by **DemocalypseNow** » 12 Feb 2011, 20:54

McLaren's latest financial initiative to boost profits: turn Jerez into a corn farm.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 Feb 2011, 21:39

JeremyMcClean wrote:

What in the world is Hamilton doing???

It doesn't matter what he's doing

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 13 Feb 2011, 00:18

kostas22 wrote:
McLaren's latest financial initiative to boost profits: turn Jerez into a corn farm.

That's more likely to happen than Nico Rosberg winning a race, actually.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 13 Feb 2011, 17:24

Everyone loves a good old nazi orgy from time to time...

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 19 Feb 2011, 18:33

Parking will be £2

LucaPacchiarini · Post by **LucaPacchiarini** » 19 Feb 2011, 22:24

redbulljack14 wrote:

The Italian Racing Association tried to organize a test run to verificate whether the old Pescara track was still suitable for modern F1 cars.
It was not.

F1000X · Post by **F1000X** » 19 Feb 2011, 23:09

Virgin's state-of-the-art chassis facility.

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 20 Feb 2011, 00:58

Virgin quickly disposed of its radical plans for a three-wheeled car.

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 20 Feb 2011, 03:11

*double*

nome66 · Post by **nome66** » 20 Feb 2011, 03:13

redbulljack14 wrote:

"so you built a time machine, went back to 1927, traveled to the nuerburgring, and tried to do a lap?"

"yep."

"screw team orders! NO ONE WILL PASS ME. NO ONE"

thehemogoblin · Post by **thehemogoblin** » 20 Feb 2011, 06:05

Lewis Hamilton drives down pit lane after mounting his banana peel rack for the inaugural season of FIAKart.