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DonTirri
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by DonTirri » 13 Aug 2009, 06:32
"hmm, maybe if I'm seen drinking enough of this, Materrich(sp?) might hire me to replace Webber. i mean, we are both tall, dark haired and quick. But I am younger."
I got Pointed Opinions and I ain't afraid to use em! F1rejects no.1Räikkönen and Vettel fan. BTW, thats Räikkönen with two K's and two N's. Not Raikonnen (Raikkonen is fine if you have no umlauts though)
FW08
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by FW08 » 13 Aug 2009, 11:37
See Stefano, I am doing my best to learn all I can about the holes in the new double diffusers. Let's see-e if I can just get a decent picture...
Popi_Larrauri
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by Popi_Larrauri » 18 Aug 2009, 22:08
What! Haven't you seen that Shyamalan movie? Martians avoided bidirectional telemetry interference with devices like this one!
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by lostpin » 18 Aug 2009, 22:24
Oh c'mon guys, seriously, don't tell me you weren't bluffing?
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by lostpin » 18 Aug 2009, 22:29
Flavio said that I can have an exhaust pipe as a souvenir. Sweet...
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by lostpin » 23 Aug 2009, 01:58
I swapped Alonso for these Ferrari snickers.
dragonsteincole
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by dragonsteincole » 23 Aug 2009, 03:24
noshpit wrote: This is the pinnacle of Aussie motorsport right there.
OR
"Hurf-a-durf, i'mma doin' loop-de-loop!"
OR
Mark Webber was still visually unaware that his pint had been nicked from his hand.
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by Debaser » 23 Aug 2009, 04:56
Oops, I think I've just done a poo...
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by Nuppiz » 23 Aug 2009, 09:42
Guys, this is not what you are thinking. No, no, I wasn't discussing about Alonso there...
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
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by lostpin » 23 Aug 2009, 10:20
A proof that Mark Webber suffered more than a fractured leg at his pre-season accident...
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by shinji » 23 Aug 2009, 13:58
What were Ferrari hosting? "An Evening at the Races" sounds a bit strange, like they're getting confused between Singapore (or Malaysia) and Valencia.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by DemocalypseNow » 23 Aug 2009, 15:23
What? Even I can't afford to pay Alonso that much. And I am f***ing loaded!!!
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Barbazza
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by Barbazza » 23 Aug 2009, 18:09
noshpit wrote: shite! - They're putting in a clause in the Alonso contract which means we have to take Badoer in return!
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by MaxZero » 24 Aug 2009, 08:00
Embarrassing places for a hungover & confused renault team principal to wake up, #34
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by lostpin » 24 Aug 2009, 11:31
Trying to run me over after I've won, Lewis? Better luck next time, hahahaha...
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by fjackdaw » 24 Aug 2009, 11:46
lostpin wrote: Trying to run me over after I've won, Lewis? Better luck next time, hahahaha...
I
TOLD you Brawn weren't trying to deliberately sabotage my races!
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by WeirdKerr » 24 Aug 2009, 18:45
"Kimi wants too many magnums to drive for us......"
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by Captain Hammer » 25 Aug 2009, 07:40
In other news, Fernando Alonso was today seen buying red crayons. A confused Flavio Briatore refused to comment on whether this meant Alonso was designing Ferrari's 2010 car, or simply colouring it in.
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
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by TomWazzleshaw » 25 Aug 2009, 08:00
XurizManson wrote: Take THAT Ross
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by shinji » 25 Aug 2009, 09:37
America! F*** (family friendly website) Yeah!
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by CarlosFerreira » 25 Aug 2009, 11:34
shinji wrote: Team USF1 were the first to present their 2010 contender.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
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by Captain Hammer » 25 Aug 2009, 14:23
That pictures was on the internet before there even was an internet.
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...
CarlosFerreira
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by CarlosFerreira » 25 Aug 2009, 14:25
Captain Hammer wrote: That pictures was on the internet before there even was an internet.
... which proves USF1 has been working on their car for some time now.
Stay home, Colin Kolles!
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by crazydude1992 » 25 Aug 2009, 16:47
dragonsteincole wrote: kostas22 wrote: They signed Piquet Jr for 2010?!?
lol We may not be the only ones who suspect that...
Artificial intelligence is no match for F1 rejectdom.
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by DemocalypseNow » 26 Aug 2009, 19:12
Try and caption this one...
Oshima: "If I carry over the 4...does that work?"
Bernie: "No, the coefficient isn't right so it won't divide through..."
Bored with my Maths homework
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
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by Phoenix » 26 Aug 2009, 19:16
shinji wrote: America! F*** (family friendly website) Yeah!
USGP: Stronger than Macks. Reliability assured!
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by shinji » 26 Aug 2009, 19:17
Ide targets a high profile victim.
Better than 'Tour in a suit case' Takagi.
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by Nuppiz » 26 Aug 2009, 19:58
kostas22 wrote: Try and caption this one...
BE: You saying you're the lawyer of Satan himself? And my contract with him has expired????!
Eurosport broadcast for the 1990 Mexican GP prequalifying: "The Life, it looked very lifeless yet again... in fact Bruno did one, slow lap"
Many Blue Flags
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by Many Blue Flags » 26 Aug 2009, 20:26
Where does it say 'five years'? I can't have signed Valencia on for another five years...
Also Known As 'Mr Two-Seconds-Off-The-Pace' YAFUGGA BLOODY GAFUGGOV is all I say to you.
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by DemocalypseNow » 26 Aug 2009, 21:40
BTW if anyone cares guy on left is chief of Suzuka Racing Circuit, see if that congures up anything different
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
Waris
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by Waris » 26 Aug 2009, 21:55
Trek es aan me vinger!
(sorry, this is a Dutch joke, but I couldn't resist, it means "Pull my finger!". I guess it's slightly funny in English too, but not as funny as it is in Dutch.)
MOTOR RACING IS DANGEROUS
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by The Passenger » 26 Aug 2009, 22:34
shinji wrote: Ide targets a high profile victim.
...and then proceeds to stall his engine.
We see the stars that shine so bright Stars made for us tonight I am not "The Passenger" from Autosport's forum
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by RejectSteve » 27 Aug 2009, 05:12
Oshima: "Just sign right here..."
Eccelstone: "Right over that name?"
Oshima: "Yes."
Eccelstone: "Who do you think I am? Allen Berg?"
Nissanymania! Friday has never been the same since.The car in front is a Stefan.
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by DemocalypseNow » 27 Aug 2009, 18:59
The Passenger wrote: shinji wrote: Ide targets a high profile victim.
...and then proceeds to stall his engine.
And eventually gets it going again, only to mistake Albers' Midland as a Ferrari.
Novitopoli wrote: Everytime someone orders at Pizza Hut, an Italian dies.
Novitopoli wrote: Juve's Triplete: Calciopoli, doping & Mafia connections.
Captain Hammer
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by Captain Hammer » 28 Aug 2009, 10:41
kostas22 wrote: The Passenger wrote: shinji wrote: Ide targets a high profile victim.
...and then proceeds to stall his engine.
And eventually gets it going again, only to mistake Albers' Midland as a Ferrari.
Albers, having duffed his previous stop and now dragging the fuel hose, never makes it to Ide, who proceeds to somehow collide with himself.
mario wrote: I'm wondering what the hell has been going on in this thread [...] it's turned into a bizarre detour into mythical flying horses and the sort of search engine results that CoopsII is going to have a very hard time explaining ...