HWNSNBM Facts

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 31 Dec 2010, 22:20

WeirdKerr wrote:HWNSNBM would have got the gold to switzerland......driving all 3 minis at once....

...and wouldn't have let the Mafia destroy the fast cars, which he would also have driven.

And he would not have let Hollywood make a remake of this classic movie.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 31 Dec 2010, 23:17

Happy 20HWNSNBM everybody.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Jan 2011, 01:47

HWNSNBM is allowed to Hesitate, Deviate and Repeat everything he says.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Jan 2011, 02:45

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM is allowed to Hesitate, Deviate and Repeat everything he says.

I never thought I would see the day where I would find someone else who listens to that show

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Jan 2011, 11:03

HWNSNBM can also get to Mornington Crescent in one move.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 Jan 2011, 11:10

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM can also get to Mornington Crescent in one move.

Oh my god... I listen to that show too.

At this rate I could be a honourary British citizen

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 01 Jan 2011, 15:10

Anything which happens, happens.

Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes something else to happen.

Anything that, in happening, causes itself to happen again, happens again.

Finally, anything that, in happening, causes HWNSNBM to happen, emphatically does not happen.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 02 Jan 2011, 15:43

HWNSNBM was slated to play the lead character in 'The Expendables', but he couldn't do it so they had to get Arnie, Sly Stallone, Jason Statham, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren, Randy Couture, Steve Austin, Terry Crews, Mickey Rourke and Bruce Willis to replace him.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 03 Jan 2011, 23:53

HWNSNBM sucks*.

*A papaya, of course.

JohnMLTX · Post by **JohnMLTX** » 04 Jan 2011, 04:43

shinji wrote:
Finally, anything that, in happening, causes HWNSNBM to happen, emphatically does not happen.

What about his conception?

PLAYLIFE · Post by **PLAYLIFE** » 07 Jan 2011, 16:33

Met 'The Bolt' at the 2010 Australian GP, he was running the 2 seater Minardi. He thought he was all that, with a hot chick hanging off his arm. Spoke to one of the engineers as well who said the guy was a nutjob, everytime he left the factory in the UK he'd light up the tyres of his roadcar and fly through the gate sideways missing the gate doors by inches :lol:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 07 Jan 2011, 17:39

PLAYLIFE wrote:Met 'The Bolt' at the 2010 Australian GP, he was running the 2 seater Minardi. He thought he was all that, with a hot chick hanging off his arm. Spoke to one of the engineers as well who said the guy was a nutjob, everytime he left the factory in the UK he'd light up the tyres of his roadcar and fly through the gate sideways missing the gate doors by inches

MY INNOCENCE!

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 20 Apr 2011, 21:10

HWNSNBM bangs 7 kilogram rocks, that's how he rolls.

HWNSNBM is Tri-Winning.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Apr 2011, 21:38

HWNSNBM killed GLaDOS without using any portals, and ate the cake.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 20 Apr 2011, 21:53

In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 20 Apr 2011, 22:12

HWNSNBM didnt need a massive amount of technology and lie on a hypnotised state to regress to a time when one of his decenants was an assasin during the time of the crusades in the middle east...

...He was actually there at the time doing such deeds.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 20 Apr 2011, 22:21

HWNSNBM taught Frankie Boyle how to be funny

HWNSNBM is really the Fonejacker

&

HWNSNBM can make girls pregrant, with twins, just by looking at them.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 21 Apr 2011, 05:42

HWNSNBM also taught Jordan (aka Katie Price) how to be a slag

Salamander · Post by **Salamander** » 21 Apr 2011, 12:52

ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.

No, that's on 7 stars.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 21 Apr 2011, 22:08

ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.

HWNSNBM is what prevents Niko Bellic from falling to the ground when he's shot, his pants completely pissed.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 21 Apr 2011, 22:10

HWNSNBM isnt fluent in all the languages of the world, every word he speaks is undestood by everyone.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 21 Apr 2011, 22:55

And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 21 Apr 2011, 23:11

dinizintheoven wrote:And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.

Bouncy bouncy.

GroupLotusRenault · Post by **GroupLotusRenault** » 22 Apr 2011, 01:28

HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 22 Apr 2011, 03:59

GroupLotusRenault wrote:HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.

Maldonado?

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 22 Apr 2011, 05:32

shinji wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:And on a related note, HWNSNBM's hovercraft really is full of eels. And he can still race it, and win, every time.

Bouncy bouncy.

If HWNSNBM says that phase in front of a tobaccoist, the tobaccoist will give him...tobacco.

Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 22 Apr 2011, 05:35

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
ibsey wrote:In GTA 4 - when the cops are chasing you & its on 6 stars...that's when they finally set HWNSNBM on you.

No, that's on 7 stars.

...& he hunt's you down in his 2003 Jordan.

GroupLotusRenault · Post by **GroupLotusRenault** » 22 Apr 2011, 07:14

Wizzie wrote:
GroupLotusRenault wrote:HWNSNBM knows all about F1's future and who will be the next F1 reject.

Maldonado?

HRT?

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 22 Apr 2011, 08:54

ibsey wrote:Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.

Don't mention that here. I thought I was safe.

"I'm going to watch it like I watch Coronation Street or Eastenders" - my mum

Post by **tommykl** » 22 Apr 2011, 18:52

ibsey wrote:Also HWNSNBM doesn't give a monkey's about the Will & Kate's Royal wedding.

That's not exceptional, really. I don't care about it either.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 Apr 2011, 21:31

I dont want to care either, but we're heading into completely changing the topic...

HWNSNBM can play all four left 4 dead charachters at the same time....and get to the end of the game without dying once.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 22 Apr 2011, 23:35

HWNSNBM was the reason why M Schumi broke down in tears after the 2000 Italian GP. Schumi finally realised, that no matter how successful he was, he could never equal the legend that is HWNSNBM.

Murray Walker used to commentate in a slow manner, with a deep, throaty & dull voice....until he saw HWNSNBM.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 22 Apr 2011, 23:49

HWNSNBM gave Marcel Wallace's wife a foot massage & got away with it.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 23 Apr 2011, 09:37

HWNSNBM mentioned the war...but he think's he got away with it.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 Apr 2011, 14:09

Nobody expects HWNSNBM

GroupLotusRenault · Post by **GroupLotusRenault** » 25 Apr 2011, 04:07

HWNSNBM is Prince Williams best man for the wedding.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 25 Apr 2011, 05:49

HWNSNBM can order a "le big mac" or a "royale with cheese" in the US

Post by **tommykl** » 25 Apr 2011, 06:02

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can order a "le big mac" or a "royale with cheese" in the US

Not even in the US. He can order Chicken McNuggets from a boat in the Pacific Ocean. To hell with phone service.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 25 Apr 2011, 12:44

GroupLotusRenault wrote:Luca Badoer is HWNSNBM's best man for the wedding.

Fixed

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 25 Apr 2011, 23:48

Eddie Jordan can't attend the Chinese GP because HWNSNBM photoshopped his face onto that bloke with the bags at Tiananmen Square and posted it to Hu Jintao.