HWNSNBM Facts

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 26 Apr 2011, 00:29

HWNSNBM would have won the first race of the F1RWRS Season in the CR Motorsport car.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 26 Apr 2011, 00:41

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:Eddie Jordan can't attend the Chinese GP because HWNSNBM photoshopped his face onto that bloke with the bags at Tiananmen Square and posted it to Hu Jintao.

EJ wears those silly clothes on TV, because HWNSNBM won a bet against EJ.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 26 Apr 2011, 11:24

HWNSNBM will be our end of days.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 26 Apr 2011, 11:34

HWNSNBM could've won the championship in a Minardi if he wanted. He preferred to keep all his powers in F1Rejects.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 26 Apr 2011, 12:51

Once you think about HWNSNBM you have lost the game.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 26 Apr 2011, 13:46

HWNSNBM can make Red Bull mechanics change his tyres driving a McLaren. And make them refuel the car. Without a hose.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 26 Apr 2011, 18:53

HWNSNBM will punish Sherrod DeGrippo for her sins.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 26 Apr 2011, 23:52

Has anyone else noticed that HWNSNBM looks a little like Stelios from Easyjet? Well in actual fact 'Stelios' is the one of HWNSNBM many disguises.

Also HWNSNBM can fire Sir Alan Sugar.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 27 Apr 2011, 09:31

HWNSNBM has all his powers due to his eyebrows. But unlike Samson, no one can shave or cut his eyebrows. Except HWNSNBM himself of course.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 27 Apr 2011, 09:34

DanielPT wrote:HWNSNBM has all his powers due to his eyebrows. But unlike Samson, no one can shave or cut his eyebrows. Except HWNSNBM himself of course.

HWNSNBM's eyebrows are made of the remains of Nigel Mansell's facial hair.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 27 Apr 2011, 09:52

HWNSNBM can hack into the Playstation Network, with just a piece of string.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 27 Apr 2011, 15:54

ibsey wrote:Also HWNSNBM can fire Lord Alan Sugar.

Fixed.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 29 Apr 2011, 17:04

From the "What If?" thread:

mario wrote:Hardly - I know enough about the sport to know that I understand just a fraction of the sport and its history - for a start, I can't explain what Deletraz was doing...

...HWNSNBM can.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 29 Apr 2011, 19:08

HWNSNBM is Ideal with any form of cocktail or smoothie.

watka · Post by **watka** » 29 Apr 2011, 19:28

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM would have won the first race of the F1RWRS Season in the CR Motorsport car.

I've once won the first race of a F1RWRS season with a CR Motorsport car!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 30 Apr 2011, 01:00

watka wrote:
Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM would have won the first race of the F1RWRS Season in the CR Motorsport car.

I've once won the first race of a F1RWRS season with a CR Motorsport car!

Yeah but that was when CR Motorsport was remotely competitive. This year's car makes the MRT look good. :lol:

the Masked Lapwing · Post by **the Masked Lapwing** » 30 Apr 2011, 02:09

Wizzie wrote:
watka wrote:
Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM would have won the first race of the F1RWRS Season in the CR Motorsport car.

I've once won the first race of a F1RWRS season with a CR Motorsport car!

Yeah but that was when CR Motorsport was remotely competitive. This year's car makes the MRT look good.

Actually, winning the opener in a CR isn't that special, since 2 of 4 have been won by CR. One of whom was a pay-driver.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 30 Apr 2011, 07:03

If you don't obey him. HWNSNBM will make you an offer you cannot refuse.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Apr 2011, 16:39

ibsey wrote:If you don't obey him. HWNSNBM will make you an offer you cannot refuse.

No matter what you think, you will end up ALWAYS obeying HWNSNBM so he doesnt have to resort to making unrefusable offers.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Apr 2011, 16:51

HWNSNBM Only Blew the Bloody Doors Off.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Apr 2011, 18:37

You will see HWNSNBM

The Moment You turn away you forget he was there.

What was i saying?

Why Am I posting this? This is a Blank Post.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 30 Apr 2011, 19:17

God created earth, light, oceans and life. HWNSNBM created God.

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 30 Apr 2011, 23:36

HWNSNBM is Kate and Wills.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 01 May 2011, 03:59

HWNSNBM will beat Paul Merton is a battle of wits. Every. Single. Time.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 01 May 2011, 09:31

HWNSNBM has got a better haircut than Marco Simoncelli.

FMecha · Post by **FMecha** » 01 May 2011, 12:03

HWNSNBM is a brony, and can troll the My Little Pony universe. :lol:

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 01 May 2011, 13:10

HWNSNBM can generate the 1.21 gigawatts necessary to power a DeLorean time machine by rubbing a balloon against a young child's hair.

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 01 May 2011, 13:44

HWNSNBM knows what war is good for.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 01 May 2011, 15:00

Klon wrote:HWNSNBM knows what war is good for.

So do I. Bolt Thrower lyrics. Sabaton as well.

dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can generate the 1.21 gigawatts necessary to power a DeLorean time machine by rubbing a balloon against a young child's hair.

Great Zscott!

HWNSNBM can also travel through time without requiring a flux capacitor, or travelling at 88 mph. He can also stop Clara Clayton's runaway horse and cart from falling into the ravine by winking at it, can stop Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen's bullets with his teeth, can make an ordinary skateboard hover, still looks 17 when he is 47 without ever getting IDed when he tries to buy a year's supply of Unicum, can look at his Other Own Self without causing a time paradox, can win a drag race with Douglas J. Needles just by running, and call Marty McFly chicken.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 01 May 2011, 15:30

dinizintheoven wrote:... can win a drag race with Douglas J. Needles just by taking a single step, ...

That's better.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 01 May 2011, 16:12

dr-baker wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:... can win a drag race with Douglas J. Needles just by taking a single step, ... backwards

That's better.

I think that's even better.

JohnMLTX · Post by **JohnMLTX** » 01 May 2011, 19:18

HWNSNBM once won the Oscar for best movie soundtrack. With a silent film.

watka · Post by **watka** » 01 May 2011, 21:25

dinizintheoven wrote:
HWNSNBM can also travel through time without requiring a flux capacitor, or travelling at 88 mph. He can also stop Clara Clayton's runaway horse and cart from falling into the ravine by winking at it, can stop Buford "Mad Dog" Tannen's bullets with his teeth, can make an ordinary skateboard hover, still looks 17 when he is 4700 without ever getting IDed when he tries to buy a year's supply of Unicum, can look at his Other Own Self without causing a time paradox, can win a drag race with Douglas J. Needles just by running, and call Marty McFly chicken.

Guys, you are fixing the wrong part.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 02 May 2011, 00:56

HWNSNBM can kill a Toyota truck.

JohnMLTX · Post by **JohnMLTX** » 02 May 2011, 02:14

JeremyMcClean wrote:HWNSNBM can kill a Toyota truck.

HWNSNBM is a Toyota truck.

Pointrox · Post by **Pointrox** » 02 May 2011, 08:18

JohnMLTX wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:HWNSNBM can kill a Toyota truck.

HWNSNBM is a Toyota truck.

HWNSNBM can kill himself and still be alive!

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 02 May 2011, 08:20

HWNSNBM could drive an anvil faster around the Hungaroring than Fernando Alonso did in the Renault R29

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 02 May 2011, 10:56

HWNSNBM named all his cars F150, sued Ford for using the name F150 and won the case. He later sold the name back to Ford.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 02 May 2011, 11:30

Wizzie wrote:...anvil ...Renault R29

Aren't they the same thing?

... oh wait, wheels don't fall off anvils.

MinardiFan95 · Post by **MinardiFan95** » 02 May 2011, 11:32

MinardiFan95 wrote:
Wizzie wrote:...anvil ...Renault R29

Aren't they the same thing?

... oh wait, wheels don't fall off anvils.

JohnMLTX wrote:
JeremyMcClean wrote:HWNSNBM can kill a Toyota truck.

HWNSNBM is a Toyota truck.

So you're saying I've driven HWNSNBM