HWNSNBM Facts

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 May 2011, 13:11

HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 02 May 2011, 14:43

shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 02 May 2011, 14:49

redbulljack14 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

It had to be. F1 cannot be a bubble disconnected from the rest of the world, right? :mrgreen:

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 02 May 2011, 15:34

redbulljack14 wrote:
shinji wrote:HWNSNBM found Bin Laden 9 years ago. They just didn't ask.

I knew someone would mention him somewhere on the forum.

So did I. I just thought I should be the one to get it out of the way.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 04 May 2011, 02:20

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM could drive an anvil faster around the Hungaroring than Michael Schumacher did in the souped-up Benetton B194

Fixed.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 04 May 2011, 14:23

In a closed System,
All things tend towards HWNSNBM.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 04 May 2011, 14:43

HWNSNBM can travel between galaxies only using a Minardi PS04B and the power of his mind.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 04 May 2011, 19:43

HWNSNBM can rip holes in the fabric of space and time with his little finger

one of HWNSNBM farts caused the time war.....

Post by **tommykl** » 05 May 2011, 16:40

HWNSNBM is 42.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 05 May 2011, 17:16

When HWNSNBM passes wind in an F1 car it gives his car a more powerful performance boost that KERS & DRS combined. That's why he puts plenty of Tabasco sauce in his Goulash the night before a race.

Also whenever it appeared that his engine was blown.... it was in fact a sign of him overdoing the Tabasco sauce to much. The smoke & fire was just the Tabasco passing through his system.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 06 May 2011, 19:50

HWNSNBM says "for sure" more than anyone else in F1

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 06 May 2011, 20:37

Bruse Willis sets his watch to HWNSNBMT

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 06 May 2011, 21:16

You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

A massive flood of papayas fill the entire earth, drowning everyone to death. It takes 40 days and nights, and then HWNSNBM gets bored,when he can smash a papaya on to someone. He decides to create Earth again... But this time he´ll not let people to live more easy...

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 06 May 2011, 22:03

sometimes it's hard to be HWNSNBM, giving all your love to all those rejects, but if you love them, you forgive them, after all, they're just rejects

JeanDenisAlcatraz · Post by **JeanDenisAlcatraz** » 07 May 2011, 08:28

If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 May 2011, 10:51

JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Ferrim · Post by **Ferrim** » 07 May 2011, 10:54

Vepe wrote:You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

That must be Bernie Ecclestone. There's no other way to explain why HWNSNBM isn't still racing in F1.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 07 May 2011, 12:14

dr-baker wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 07 May 2011, 12:37

This wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
JeanDenisAlcatraz wrote:If you think the royal wedding was opulent, you should have seen HWNSNBM's.

Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

SWNSNBM (She Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned)?

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 07 May 2011, 15:36

Ferrim wrote:
Vepe wrote:You know, I know this legend...
As we all know, in F1Rejects holy book, Life, we learnt that HWNSNBM created god, but the legend says that once, many many years before the creation, someone created HWNSNBM. This person was even greater than HWNSNBM, a man who is the only person to know HWNSNBMs secret. He knows that HWNSNBM hasn´t got a base deep under the Hungaroring, hasn´t created the Stig, and his real name, which is of course .....

That must be Bernie Ecclestone. There's no other way to explain why HWNSNBM isn't still racing in F1.

Be careful

If HWNSNBM finds out, we won´t be able to save you from... you know... papayas

shinji · Post by **shinji** » 07 May 2011, 17:21

dr-baker wrote:
This wrote:
dr-baker wrote:Who did he marry?

Himself, who else?

SWNSNBM (She Whose Name Shall Not Be Mentioned)?

Bride of HWNSNBM. Like Bride of Frankenstein, but more godly.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 09 May 2011, 13:21

HWNSNBM shot the sheriff, and the deputy, and got away with it scot-free.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 09 May 2011, 16:03

HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 09 May 2011, 17:01

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

Not even dogs?!

Klon · Post by **Klon** » 09 May 2011, 20:51

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM sings in the shower "NAKANO SHINJI GOES OUTTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" with such an acute voice only his ears can hear it.

Not even dogs?!

Especially not dogs. 8-)

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 09 May 2011, 21:00

HWNSNBM wrote "I am remarkably excited", the sequel to "I am slightly bored" by Nick Heidfeld.

Aerond · Post by **Aerond** » 09 May 2011, 21:10

HWNSNBM can repeat what Martin Brundle said at the last TV Broadcast backwards.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 10 May 2011, 16:13

Aerond wrote:HWNSNBM can repeat what Martin Brundle said at the last TV Broadcast backwards.

HWNSNBM can repeat any TV broadcast backwards at will without having initially watched it.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 10 May 2011, 16:47

dr-baker wrote:HWNSNBM can repeat anything backwards at will without having initially heard or read it.

Fixed.

Nessafox · Post by **Nessafox** » 10 May 2011, 18:39

yes, HWNSNBM can!

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 10 May 2011, 20:07

HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 10 May 2011, 23:34

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

Other people with tiny brains, no less. HWNSNBM played the French knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, despite not even being born when it was filmed.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 11 May 2011, 10:53

dinizintheoven wrote:
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM doesn't even wipe his own bottom...No he has other people to do that for him.

Other people with tiny brains, no less. HWNSNBM played the French knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail, despite not even being born when it was filmed.

This is because HWNSNBM can actually be here before being born.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 11 May 2011, 10:56

HWNSNBM hates The Good Life.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 11 May 2011, 11:19

Also:

HWNSNBM is the real heir to Reynholm Industries and only he remembers the fact they bought and sold ITV and why.
HWNSNBM gave Richmond Scurvy.
Typing HWNSNBM into google will break the internet.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 11 May 2011, 15:30

I'll get this one out of the way...

HWNSNBM killed Osama Bin Laden a long time ago, so he knows Obama is lying. Indeed, HWNSNBM killed Bin Laden 14 years before the 11-S and knows who brought the Twin Towers down.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 May 2011, 17:00

Wizzie wrote:HWNSNBM hates The Good Life.

Because it reflects his home life - all his food has to home grown to meet his exacting standards.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 11 May 2011, 17:40

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 hours & without having to be at the circuit.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 11 May 2011, 18:26

ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 2.3 minutes & without having to be at the circuit.

Fixed.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 11 May 2011, 18:37

There are two types of people in this world. Those who search for the meaning of life and those who met HWNSNBM.