HWNSNBM Facts

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 11 May 2011, 18:39

dr-baker wrote:
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds & without having to be at the circuit.

Fixed.

Fixed. Again.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 11 May 2011, 19:27

Vepe wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
ibsey wrote:HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring.

Fixed.

Fixed. Again.

Fixed yet again

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 May 2011, 16:36

HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle

And again.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 12 May 2011, 16:42

ADx_Wales wrote:
HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg.

And again.

Fixed yet again.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 12 May 2011, 18:49

dr-baker wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:
HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously.

And again.

Fixed yet again.

Fixed one more time.

Also HWNSHBM facts have been Hungary's major export since 2003.

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 12 May 2011, 19:44

dr-baker wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:
HWNSNBM can win the Lemans 24 hour race in just 23 seconds from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back.

And again.

Fixed yet again.

Fixed one more time.[/quote]

And again.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 May 2011, 20:15

This may be the most highly modded HWNSNBM fact, hope everyone is having a massive giggle in the process, deep joy

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FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 12 May 2011, 20:33

ADx_Wales wrote:This may be the most highly modded HWNSNBM fact, hope everyone is having a massive giggle in the process, deep joy .

HWNSNBM modded the fact again, just for a laugh.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 12 May 2011, 22:45

HWNSNBM Started a bar room brawl, he was at home when it happened.

TomWazzleshaw · Post by **TomWazzleshaw** » 13 May 2011, 01:19

ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Started a bar room brawl, he was at home when it happened.

Incidentally it was the same brawl which Sutil got into trouble for.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 13 May 2011, 11:25

Wizzie wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:HWNSNBM Started a bar room brawl, he was at home when it happened.

Incidentally it was the same brawl which Sutil got into trouble for.

Sutil wasn't even there but HWNSNBM placed him there.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 13 May 2011, 20:47

If this idea has been done before in the past, I apologize in advance

There was a movie planned with the title "HWNSNBM versus Godzilla, The Terminator and The Stig," but that was cancelled as producers knew people wouldn't pay $10 (CDN) for a movie that lasted nine seconds.

watka · Post by **watka** » 13 May 2011, 21:11

Jimmy Saville wrote to "HWNSBNM'll Fix It".

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 13 May 2011, 21:11

JeremyMcClean wrote:If this idea has been done before in the past, I apologize in advance

There was a movie planned with the title "HWNSNBM versus Godzilla, The Terminator and The Stig," but that was cancelled as producers knew people wouldn't pay $10 (CDN) for a movie that lasted nine seconds.

And that 9 seconds was for the Stig to finish 2nd...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 13 May 2011, 21:23

E = MCsquared

HWNSNBM = E

FullMetalJack · Post by **FullMetalJack** » 13 May 2011, 21:45

ADx_Wales wrote:E = MCsquared

HWNSNBM = E to the power of Gianmaria Bruni

Fixed

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 13 May 2011, 23:45

When HWNSNBM was a New York cop, he had less even hair than Kojak & Huggie Bear had to come to him for information.

Rocks with Salt · Post by **Rocks with Salt** » 14 May 2011, 14:59

HWNSNBM once walked down the street with a boner. There were no survivors.

HWNSNBM won the 2010 World Series of Poker with a two of clubs and a green Draw 2 card from Uno.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 14 May 2011, 21:46

HWNSNBM knows everything and is willing to share. The only problem is that we are not ready yet.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 16 May 2011, 16:20

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo.

There you go.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 16 May 2011, 17:37

Phoenix wrote:
HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo.

There you go.

HWNSNBM would find something to imrove that fact.

JohnMLTX · Post by **JohnMLTX** » 18 May 2011, 23:45

ADx_Wales wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar & a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk.

There you go.

HWNSNBM would find something to imrove that fact.

There?

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 19 May 2011, 22:54

HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one prosthetic leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar and a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni and Paul Stoddart for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk, building a Dacia Sandero from scratch with Uno cards.

Because we all humans have the quality of improving.

ibsey · Post by **ibsey** » 20 May 2011, 00:23

Phoenix wrote:
HWNSNBM has won the Le Mans 24 hour race 666 times in just less than a second from the Hungaroring, on an unicycle, blindfolded, using just one prosthetic leg, whilst playing the Hungarian national anthem on both a guitar and a flute simultaneously with his hands behind his back and taking Gianmaria Bruni and Paul Stoddart for a ride while sending Colin Kolles home and advising Rupert Murdoch on one phone not to buy the commercial rights of F1 or else being pelted with papayas while on the other phone he engages on a moaning contest with Nigel Mansell and Luca di Montezemolo while drunk, building a Dacia Sandero from scratch with Uno cards.

Because we all humans have the quality of improving.

Whislt 'skining up' with the other foot...like Superhand's tried to do in Peep Show, Series 3.

whatisdeletrazdoing · Post by **whatisdeletrazdoing** » 20 May 2011, 02:17

He sleeps with a pillow under his gun

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 20 May 2011, 21:47

whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 May 2011, 17:19

Phoenix wrote:
whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

What's an ICBM???

Vepe · Post by **Vepe** » 21 May 2011, 19:00

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

What's an ICBM???

Well, it´s Intercontinental Bruni Missile of course

dr-baker · Post by **dr-baker** » 21 May 2011, 21:06

Vepe wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

What's an ICBM???

Well, it´s Intercontinental Bruni Missile of course

Ahh. I see now.

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 22 May 2011, 23:01

It is a little known fact that HWNSNBM's face can stretch for over 100 yards without damaging the muscle tissue.

Phoenix · Post by **Phoenix** » 22 May 2011, 23:30

dr-baker wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
whatisdeletrazdoing wrote:He sleeps with a pillow under his ICBM.

I love fixing others' facts.

What's an ICBM???

This is an ICBM:

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 23 May 2011, 10:27

ADx_Wales wrote:It is a little known fact that HWNSNBM's face can stretch for over 100 yards without damaging the muscle tissue.

So can Tony Blair's if he's pulling one of his "everything's OK" winning smiles. Chances are, he's still doing it to this day.

He learned that smile from HWNSNBM, of course...

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 May 2011, 10:40

There is a rumour on twitter that HWNSNBM took out a super injunction against himself.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 23 May 2011, 11:04

Phoenix wrote:
dr-baker wrote:What's an ICBM???

This is an ICBM:

Or this:

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 23 May 2011, 17:55

HWNSNBM's chopper is so big:-

- it can only be measured using imaginary numbers.
- Even Stevie Wonder can see it.
- every time he goes for a swim, Japanese fishermen try to kill it.

Aerospeed · Post by **Aerospeed** » 24 May 2011, 00:32

HWNSNBM can hack a computer while it's still being manufactured.

HWNSNBM preformed plastic surgury on himself, kidnapped Sebastian Vettel, and turned him over to the orphanage, right before the 2010 Brazilian Grand Prix. Afterwards, he won the last two races of the 2010 season and the first four of five in 2011, thereby winning six out of the last seven grand prixs.

DanielPT · Post by **DanielPT** » 24 May 2011, 10:58

It was HWNSNBM who invented and gave life to The Finger. He then chopped Vettel regular finger and placed The Finger there. Obviously The Finger was made with an infinitesimal part of HWNSNBM talent, making Vettel winning races almost every weekend.

dinizintheoven · Post by **dinizintheoven** » 24 May 2011, 14:07

thehemogoblin, a year and a half ago wrote:You know how Mt. St. Helens erupted? HWNSNBM had Taco Bell!

A few days ago, HWNSNBM was seen on holiday in the south of Iceland. I told him he shouldn't have eaten all that hákarl.

WeirdKerr · Post by **WeirdKerr** » 24 May 2011, 19:40

HWNSNBM Ate Freddy Starr!

ADx_Wales · Post by **ADx_Wales** » 24 May 2011, 19:54

If you lick HWNSNBM you will never have to have 5 a day again.