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kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

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this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....
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nome66 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

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this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....

I guess it could be the equivalent of Pixar's For The Birds then :D
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nome66 wrote:
kostas22 wrote:From the same ilk as Inoue comes this timeless classic...

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this movie will be under 2 minutes long though....


But at least you would understand the film in 2 minutes, unlike King Kong which was on for 3 hours and all these years later still dont know what it means
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Ed24 wrote:From Sniff Petrol

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Haha! :lol:


The film of the era, full of action, comedy & drama
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This spoof movie vibe would make a great reject thread
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Yes, it's a wheel. You know, the round thing that moves.
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A wild GOODYEAR appeared!
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Just imagine if this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna
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stupot94 wrote:this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna


Fixed
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Continuing the movie theme...
The biggest Action Dramedy of 1995.
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I am extremely shite at Photoshop, and this was a 5 minute job.

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Sadly, my computer graphics skills are no match for Kostas', however...

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kostas22 wrote:Continuing the movie theme...
The biggest Action Dramedy of 1995.
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That actually sounds like a good prospect for a movie!
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i'm tearing up here! lol! keep these movie posters coming! i might make my own.
should say "Tourettes" instead of "Tourtel" on his helmet
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nome66 wrote:i'm tearing up here! lol! keep these movie posters coming! i might make my own.
should say "Tourettes" instead of "Tourtel" on his helmet

I've got a great idea for another one already. I'll draw it up tomorrow.
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Following up on Ben Gilbert's blockbuster...

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Let's make it a trilogy:

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Cynon wrote:Look further down the field, enjoy the view of the little guys and/or crap drivers in cars too good for them giving their all for a meager result.

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Vettel's finger broke Jenson, I think...

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Hamiton: Is it because I'm black Sebastien?

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The F1 School Quiz, Semi Finals:

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Its a 10 question quiz and with both of them on 9 correct answers Bernie reads the final question

Bernie: Ok the "three wise monkeys do three things to avoid evil, one is 'speak no evil', another is to 'hear no evil', what is the other?"...

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Jenson demonstrates the contagious nature of rigiditus digititis, Bernie says ''this might mean a change to the rules with all cars having a cockpit digit blister like the old days with manual gears'' All teams apart from Red Bull, McLaren and Ferrari protest as their drivers mysteriously unaffected. Nico Hulkenberg says he has been unfairly diagnosed as he says ''I only did it once and there has been no reaccurence'' Jarno Trulli says ''I had it for a little while and it felt kinda good, does anyone know how I can get it back again?'' Strangely Heikki says exactly the same thing......
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DOSBoot wrote:You make Clarence Thomas, look like Soulja Boy for God sakes!


As a law student forced to occasionally read Thomas' opinions, I do not know how I can like this more.
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ADx_Wales wrote:
stupot94 wrote:this film had already been released in Japan, and was a bigger hit than Senna


Fixed



I like that :lol:
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ADx_Wales wrote:The F1 School Quiz, Semi Finals:

Lewis Hamilton
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Sebastien Vettel

Its a 10 question quiz and with both of them on 9 correct answers Bernie reads the final question

Bernie: Ok the "three wise monkeys do three things to avoid evil, one is 'speak no evil', another is to 'hear no evil', what is the other?"...

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"...Sebastien, correct!

Lewis? Cross-arms-no-evil? Sorry thats wrong."


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How many times a year do you shave your beard off Button?
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Vettel: I passed Hamilton and beat him and....OH CRAP!!
Hamilton: Is it because im Black?
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Guy staring at tire: "wow, we hev kwoyt a woyld specimen heeya" (Aussie accent)
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You forgot to put "KROOOOIIKEEYY!!!!"
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Wait, it's an Australian talking about a wild species. That sentence isn't complete without the word "elusive".
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Lewis: I apologise for my outburst and I hope we can finally settle differences
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Should have gone to Specsavers. And Hearingaidsavers.
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Gorden Murrys new design makes the fan car look legit.
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